Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Iron Jaguar said:
I didn't say "industrial stapler"; I said "staple gun".
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Ok jackass, since you're committed to this, let me clue you in on why you're fucking wrong

Do you know how DEEP a staple for a staple gun is compared to regular staples? Let me show you
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And to compare, these are what regular staples look like
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Now idk about you, but I believe if anyone from GameStop were going to staple ANYTHING, I believe they would use the latter rather than the former.

Iron Jaguar said:
But, yeah, a store that hangs up banners and posters and other relatively heavy shit would never have a staple gun. Mongoloid.
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>using staples to hang up posters
>when regular tape could easily do the job
Also last I checked, majority of those posters are hung on the display windows to show people outside walking by. Good luck getting a stapler through those.

Also also...
>banners and posters
<heavy shit
and you call ME the mongoloid
 
Celebrate Nite said:
Now idk about you, but I believe if anyone from GameStop were going to staple ANYTHING, I believe they would use the latter rather than the former.
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I think the minimum-wage grunt working at a Gamestop who needs to staple something to something else is going to use whatever's already at hand (or that their boss hands them). They'll give zero shits.

Also, everybody uses those big staple guns. They're much more convenient for attaching things to walls than a regular pain-in-the-ass office stapler.

Finally, we're all faggot retard jackasses for even bickering about this in the first place. We should each kill ourselves immediately.

ETA: So this thing's been out all day now. Has anybody actually played with the bloody thing and posted impressions/reviews/etc.?
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
No, retard, I was trying to understand WTF you are talking about. You don't bother to explain why you believe it's "custom designed for faggots" and whoever the hell this Larry Dale person is or why anyone should give a shit about them. IDK why the fuck you are so hostile when all I did was ask WTF you were talking about since you provided absolutely no explanation or clarification for your statement.
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A simple Google check with the name I provided would have sufficed.
 
Hey, uh, people that were talking about the Decklikes being better? You sure about any of that, this is looking like it's doing better day one without any updates or anything, where's the better x86 performance at guys? You guys told me the Switch 2 would be emulated on a Steam Deck, this is uh, this is looking like it's more powerful. You guys sure you weren't hitting boutique jenkem there?
 
Buddhabouya said:
Looks like gamestop employees are retarded and have damaged the screen for some pre orders
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There’s been an update on the issue, apparently it’s a bit of a clusterfuck:
  • This issue was only reported at a single location in Staten Island, NY but I wouldn’t be surprised if other locations have similar issues.
  • The store’s AC system was broken at the time of preparing preorders and it was hot and humid in the store.
  • Said issues prevented the usual tape and stickers from sticking to the Switch 2 boxes which lead to the store manager telling employees to just staple it to the box in order to save time (they had to process over 100 preorders).
I can only assume that everyone at that location is going to get fired over this disaster.
TaimuRadiu said:

Friend of mine got his with just a sticker on it.
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That’s how mine was identified as well, the employees would also give you a free reusable bag depending on the amount of product you picked up.
 
Just unboxed it! I was not expecting this thing to be Big Chungus sized, so far pretty
underwhelming:

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I'm also glad everything is round now for some reason. So I don't have to worry about my eyes getting poked.
 
So....Nintendo just full on faggotry or is this temporary for pride month?

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FLAT OUT miis that aren't men OR women.

Please note, they USED to be male and female.
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was notified of this from side scrollers video

Quijibo69 said:
I was not expecting this thing to be Big Chungus sized, so far pretty
underwhelming:
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Its about on par for steamdeck now. Steamdeck has thicker (more comfortable) handles, but still similar dimensions

EDIT :

Switch 2 torture test.


EDIT 2 : NGL, the joycons look POTENTIALLY really fucking cool for steam deck input. NGL if they get working with steam input, I might buy them JUST for that, as they could function POTENTIALLY as
-mouse
-gyro input for shooters
-1 massive controller.
-2 tiny controllers

This ASSUMES nintendo aren't going to be faggots about not letting it work though
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
EDIT 2 : NGL, the joycons look POTENTIALLY really fucking cool for steam deck input. NGL if they get working with steam input, I might buy them JUST for that, as they could function POTENTIALLY as
-mouse
-gyro input for shooters
-1 massive controller.
-2 tiny controllers
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Steam Input supports Switch (1) Pro Controller and JoyCons (together and separate) so you will likely get your wish, so long as you can pair them to your computer. Don't have them to test.
 
Tautology Man said:
Steam Input supports Switch (1) Pro Controller and JoyCons (together and separate) so you will likely get your wish
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I really hope you are right and I look like a stupid faggot in a month, but we also nintendo HAAAAATES steam.

wouldn't shock me if they intentionally made it hostile to work with code wise.

But switch controllers with a mouse shell, especially with the mouse input MIGHT replace my mouse if I'm honest. Just because the SHEER versatility there.
Dimensional Sperge said:
Animal Crossing Xitter fags and BlackCock shares are the reason why this rubbish is slowly seeping into Nintendo games.
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Attatchment link doesn't work, but you're right. STILL fucking annoying.

What I'd give for a game to flagrantly use slurs and make fun of trannies.
 
Enig said:
Hey, uh, people that were talking about the Decklikes being better? You sure about any of that, this is looking like it's doing better day one without any updates or anything, where's the better x86 performance at guys? You guys told me the Switch 2 would be emulated on a Steam Deck, this is uh, this is looking like it's more powerful. You guys sure you weren't hitting boutique jenkem there?
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I know it's generally frowned upon to just use meme replies, but c'mon dude, you're not even trying here.
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PanLake007 said:
All the consume retards giving money to woke Nintendo, pathetic.
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The amount of niggers I'm seeing in this thread saying they bought a Switch 2 is making me wish for Total Gamer Death.

Modern gamers will whine about the anti-consumer practices of the gaming industry today only to slip in their share to the multi-billion dollar corporations under the table right after and then be Pikachu-faced when shit gets worse. YOU cocksuckers are the problem, stop giving them money IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD TO STOP CONSOOMING!
 
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