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The new Donkey Kong game is fucking awesome. Having a blast with it!
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Punch-Out, Balloon Fight, Wave Race, Space Firebird. Too many to name.What has Nintendo actually sat on last gen?
I feel like "sitting on games" is a bit of an unfair complaint when the company in question has been consistently making games longer than anyone else in the business, amounting to 50 years of production. Like... yeah, they sat on Punch-Put and Balloon Fight and Wave Race, but seriously? They release a minimum of six or seven games per-year on the first party ticket and have dozens of franchises under their corporate umbrella.Punch-Out, Balloon Fight, Wave Race, Space Firebird. Too many to name.
Wonder why the frame rate for some people is apparently a deal breaker when it comes to Bananza.
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Because Chinese games are any better right?
What a bitch.Even if they do fix it, the experience has been ruined for me
So it was great until the final boss and now it sucks? I guess, you pick your own metrics...I reached the final fight with k rool in the city, the game was running at a locked 60 up until I reached the second phase of the fight, the game hit N64 level of lag, it was unplayable for me. This game desperately needs a performance patch.
(Even if they do fix it, the experience has been ruined for me, I don't really see myself playing it again anytime soon)
Having the framerate tank during the final boss does ruin the experience for me, this was sub-30fps gameplay, a 3d platformer should not be lagging to this extent (and I'm not say the entire game sucks, it was fantastic up until this point)So it was great until the final boss and now it sucks? I guess, you pick your own metrics...
I'm not someone who hates on Nintendo all that much but in all seriousness - why would you expect this from Nintendo? I get why you would expect it in theory but have the past few decades not given you enough reason to doubt that Big N can deliver this?I just expect the game to hold a consistent framerate throughout when I pay 70 dollars (plus tax) for it.
Anything is better than that. What's SF?Moe is still better than western gay race communism infecting everything but tbh I miss the aesthetic of 80s/90s/early 00s Japanese SF so much.
Is this really its reputation now? Fucking hellStar Fox which is for forty year old perverts.

Yes. Can't be hard to let a smaller company do something with it. They let Crypt of the Necro Dancer make a fucking official Zelda fan game crossover, I think they can commission Inti Creates to mess around with some abandoned IPs.Are we really going to cry foul that Balloon Fight didn't get an entry in the last 30 years?
This should be spoilered tbhI reached the final fight with
That is kinda inexcusable, if it was pretty far under 30.this was sub-30fps gameplay, a 3d platformer should not be lagging to this extent
What a strange way to group these IPs. Splatoon has been a massive success and has tons of kids merch and marketing in Japan, it belongs on the same tier as Animal Crossing. Kirby is also bigger in Japan than you might expect, and it gets new games frequently because its HAL's flagship franchise. The other four don't get games as often, but they're still on different levels. Donkey Kong is big because he's a Mario spin-off, he just doesn't have a consistent dev team since Nintendo parted ways with Rare, so any new DK game takes resources away from other potential games. Metroid is definitely not as popular as any of those other series I've mentioned so far, but it has Sakamoto to always champion it and it has a certain "hardcore" cred most other Nintendo IPs don't have.Meanwhile there are serious demands for more Mario, more Zelda, more Animal Crossing, more Mario Kart, more Smash Bros. and a slow-burn on stuff like Metroid and Donkey Kong and Kirby and F-Zero and Splatoon and Star Fox. Those are immediately higher priority than the other niche games mentioned, however good they may be.
Speculative Fiction. Basically fantasy + science-fiction.Anything is better than that. What's SF?
In my experience, performance issues in most switch 1 games was a non issue (except for echoes of wisdom, that was atrocious), even the lag in botw and totk didn't bother me, it was impressive that the switch 1 could even run those two games in the first place. But now they have a console that's advertised as having a 120hz screen, and is allegedly more powerful than the steam deck, yet their second game already pushes the system too hard. There's just been a lot of shit that turned out to be false advertising in regards to this system, and this is the cherry on top of the shit sundae.I'm not someone who hates on Nintendo all that much but in all seriousness - why would you expect this from Nintendo? I get why you would expect it in theory but have the past few decades not given you enough reason to doubt that Big N can deliver this?
Always has been, thanks furries.Anything is better than that. What's SF?
Is this really its reputation now? Fucking hell
Yes. Can't be hard to let a smaller company do something with it. They let Crypt of the Necro Dancer make a fucking official Zelda fan game crossover, I think they can commission Inti Creates to mess around with some abandoned IPs.
This should be spoilered tbh
That is kinda inexcusable, if it was pretty far under 30.
I didn't realize they even existed as a group until Bronies. I don't think they had much of a presence back in the day.Always has been, thanks furries.
Welll... you're wrong, kid.I didn't realize they even existed as a group until Bronies. I don't think they had much of a presence back in the day.
Star Fox is on a Sonic/Pokemon level of cursed, without having the cultural significance and sales of those two.Is this really its reputation now? Fucking hell![]()
At least Star Fox kinda deserved it after Krystal, I guess, but definitely not before that.Star Fox is on a Sonic/Pokemon level of cursed, without having the cultural significance and sales of those two.
Which sucks because all I want is a fun rail shooter with branching paths set in a space ship. But NOOOOO.Star Fox which is for forty year old perverts
It'll take a lot of complaining. The director admitted they knew about it, and put it in the Will Not Fix bucket.I reached the final fight with k rool in the city, the game was running at a locked 60 up until I reached the second phase of the fight, the game hit N64 level of lag, it was unplayable for me. This game desperately needs a performance patch.
(Even if they do fix it, the experience has been ruined for me, I don't really see myself playing it again anytime soon)