Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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That's just the status quo of corporate Japan. The entertainment industry in Japan avoided it for a long time because it was considering unimportant and/or low-status so it mostly attracted oddball people who were in it for the love of the game. Now that Japan has realized their entertainment is a valuable export and tool for promulgating soft-power, we're seeing the worst aspects of corporate Japan seep in.

I knew things were probably trending in this direction when the government pushed a ton of game and animu stuff during the 2020 Olympics.
It's really weird how people can't accept that the reason why Japanese media was so groundbreaking was because it was a playground for creative types, and once it became corporate and the people who founded it passed on, it was doomed to the same shortsighted actions, arrogance and politics that destroyed the rest of the Japanese economy.
 
It's really weird how people can't accept that the reason why Japanese media was so groundbreaking was because it was a playground for creative types, and once it became corporate and the people who founded it passed on, it was doomed to the same shortsighted actions, arrogance and politics that destroyed the rest of the Japanese economy.
My other controversial take is that the first phase of this corporatization was actually moe-ification which massively homogenized the creative spirit of Japanese productions. Moe on its own was fine but the late 2000s onward was literally a rat race to the bottom to make everything as absurdly moe as possible to the point where you can't have a production without also adding the same handful of tired character archetypes in order to sell merch.

Moe is still better than western gay race communism infecting everything but tbh I miss the aesthetic of 80s/90s/early 00s Japanese SF so much.
 
I'm very pissed right now. My local Target had like 3 Switch 2s on Wednesday but I decided to wait a day for my next paycheck and they were all gone by then. They are literally impossible to find online for non-scalped prices. I was tricked into buying a Switch 1 on Temu that was misleading labeled on my Google search and won't get fully refunded for a few days unless I call the bank and fight with them over it. My local Gamestop is supposed to get more either today or Monday but unless I can get refunded by then I won't be able to afford it, I'm in the poor house and spent the first half if the year between jobs after my last job downsized and a few months ago someone hacked my PayPal and stole my money.
>I've been kicked in the balls twice already trying to get this thing but I'm not gonna give up trying to get my balls kicked a third time.

Sorry lad, I couldn't resist.

Also, it is complete horseshit that refunds still take days to "process" when the debit/charge sure as shit happens instantly. "Oh the vendor doesn't actually get the money instantly either, we just take it from you instantly, and the same applies in reverse for refunds. What are we doing with that money in the interim? It's called 'float,' baby, and it makes us a billion a year in profits."
 
My other controversial take is that the first phase of this corporatization was actually moe-ification which massively homogenized the creative spirit of Japanese productions. Moe on its own was fine but the late 2000s onward was literally a rat race to the bottom to make everything as absurdly moe as possible to the point where you can't have a production without also adding the same handful of tired character archetypes in order to sell merch.

Moe is still better than western gay race communism infecting everything but tbh I miss the aesthetic of 80s/90s/early 00s Japanese SF so much.
With Nintendo it was more of a Disney-fication (which is a different type of moe compared to usual fanservice based one). Like Disney they are sitting on unused family friendly IPs that maybe get a reference to sell some merch, but rarely get translated into games. You can argue modern Nintendo is more reliant on those IPs than actual gameplay.
 
With Nintendo it was more of a Disney-fication (which is a different type of moe compared to usual fanservice based one). Like Disney they are sitting on unused family friendly IPs that maybe get a reference to sell some merch, but rarely get translated into games. You can argue modern Nintendo is more reliant on those IPs than actual gameplay.
What has Nintendo actually sat on last gen? F-Zero, which isn't really family friendly (game's way too hard for kids) and Star Fox which is for forty year old perverts. And both of those did actually get stuff. What else is there?
 
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What has Nintendo actually sat on last gen? F-Zero, which isn't really family friendly (game's way to hard for kids) and Star Fox which is for forty year old perverts. And both of those did actually get stuff. What else is there?
Kid Icarus, and other assortment of NES titles that only appear in Super Smash Bros. Though I guess it is true that not a lot of people care about those.
 
Kid Icarus, and other assortment of NES titles that only appear in Super Smash Bros. Though I guess it is true that not a lot of people care about those.
Yeah, KI didn't get anything beyond its creator putting a lot of it in SB. As far as I can tell, literally every other franchise got something. Even Star Fox got the SF DLC in Star Link year one and Star Fox 2 available outside of the SNES Mini for the first time. Mario got tons of stuff, Zelda got tons of stuff, Metroid got tons of stuff, Smash got years of support, Mario Kart ended up with well over 50 courses, even stuff like Advance Wars and FDC came back.
 
Putting aside the brand itself. Let's say you really enjoy Nintendo games. If you want the best experience isn't the right move to just emulate?

Nintendo has always had underpowered systems since arguably the super nes.Outside of moral arguments on the validity of piracy why wouldn't you? Nintendo online servers are so shit they are near unplayable anyways.
The best experience is playing natively at a enhanced frame rate to avoid unnecessary bugs and glitches in emulation. So basically, a switch 2 pro or one that's been hacked to allow OC and modding would be the "best experience" possible.
 
Punch-Out, Balloon Fight, Wave Race, Space Firebird. Too many to name.
I feel like "sitting on games" is a bit of an unfair complaint when the company in question has been consistently making games longer than anyone else in the business, amounting to 50 years of production. Like... yeah, they sat on Punch-Put and Balloon Fight and Wave Race, but seriously? They release a minimum of six or seven games per-year on the first party ticket and have dozens of franchises under their corporate umbrella.

Are we really going to cry foul that Balloon Fight didn't get an entry in the last 30 years? Maybe they could come up with something creative and someday they probably will, but really? Who is knocking down the doors for Wave Race? And I like that series, but I am also not sitting around crying about 1080 Snowboarding getting a pass for all these years. Punch-Out is probably floating up near the top of games that could and should get another entry soon, it is a simple formula that is awesome and fun.

Meanwhile there are serious demands for more Mario, more Zelda, more Animal Crossing, more Mario Kart, more Smash Bros. and a slow-burn on stuff like Metroid and Donkey Kong and Kirby and F-Zero and Splatoon and Star Fox. Those are immediately higher priority than the other niche games mentioned, however good they may be.

And surely there are too many to name, Nintendo has more first party games than just about anyone. But they don't have unlimited development capacity and it is a feat that most of what they do make comes out at such a reliably-high level of quality as often as it does. I'll complain myself about a lack of an ARMS sequel but I don't lose sleep over it. Maybe I get it someday, but maybe I don't. In the meantime I'm happy to have a really great Donkey Kong game and a fantastic Mario Kart game. Plus Metroid is probably going to be excellent.

It seems like an excuse to complain rather than a bona fide gripe with the developer. Give me a sequel to Joy Mech Fight or don't, I'll deal.
 
I reached the final fight with k rool in the city, the game was running at a locked 60 up until I reached the second phase of the fight, the game hit N64 level of lag, it was unplayable for me. This game desperately needs a performance patch.
(Even if they do fix it, the experience has been ruined for me, I don't really see myself playing it again anytime soon)
 
I reached the final fight with k rool in the city, the game was running at a locked 60 up until I reached the second phase of the fight, the game hit N64 level of lag, it was unplayable for me. This game desperately needs a performance patch.
(Even if they do fix it, the experience has been ruined for me, I don't really see myself playing it again anytime soon)
So it was great until the final boss and now it sucks? I guess, you pick your own metrics...
 
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So it was great until the final boss and now it sucks? I guess, you pick your own metrics...
Having the framerate tank during the final boss does ruin the experience for me, this was sub-30fps gameplay, a 3d platformer should not be lagging to this extent (and I'm not say the entire game sucks, it was fantastic up until this point)
I just expect the game to hold a consistent framerate throughout when I pay 70 dollars (plus tax) for it.
 
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I just expect the game to hold a consistent framerate throughout when I pay 70 dollars (plus tax) for it.
I'm not someone who hates on Nintendo all that much but in all seriousness - why would you expect this from Nintendo? I get why you would expect it in theory but have the past few decades not given you enough reason to doubt that Big N can deliver this?
 
Moe is still better than western gay race communism infecting everything but tbh I miss the aesthetic of 80s/90s/early 00s Japanese SF so much.
Anything is better than that. What's SF?

Star Fox which is for forty year old perverts.
Is this really its reputation now? Fucking hell :lossmanjack:

Are we really going to cry foul that Balloon Fight didn't get an entry in the last 30 years?
Yes. Can't be hard to let a smaller company do something with it. They let Crypt of the Necro Dancer make a fucking official Zelda fan game crossover, I think they can commission Inti Creates to mess around with some abandoned IPs.

I reached the final fight with
This should be spoilered tbh

this was sub-30fps gameplay, a 3d platformer should not be lagging to this extent
That is kinda inexcusable, if it was pretty far under 30.
 
Meanwhile there are serious demands for more Mario, more Zelda, more Animal Crossing, more Mario Kart, more Smash Bros. and a slow-burn on stuff like Metroid and Donkey Kong and Kirby and F-Zero and Splatoon and Star Fox. Those are immediately higher priority than the other niche games mentioned, however good they may be.
What a strange way to group these IPs. Splatoon has been a massive success and has tons of kids merch and marketing in Japan, it belongs on the same tier as Animal Crossing. Kirby is also bigger in Japan than you might expect, and it gets new games frequently because its HAL's flagship franchise. The other four don't get games as often, but they're still on different levels. Donkey Kong is big because he's a Mario spin-off, he just doesn't have a consistent dev team since Nintendo parted ways with Rare, so any new DK game takes resources away from other potential games. Metroid is definitely not as popular as any of those other series I've mentioned so far, but it has Sakamoto to always champion it and it has a certain "hardcore" cred most other Nintendo IPs don't have.

As much as I love Star Fox, it wishes it was on the same level as any of those other series. It's never had a consistent dev team, every game after 64 has been outsourced out to a different third-party team each time, and it seems like there's really no one at Nintendo interested in doing much with it. And F-Zero is just plain fucking dead. Its last game was 20 years ago, and there's no sign Nintendo plans to do anything more with it because it will take attention away from Mario Kart.
 
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