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I'm not talking what the customer paid, I'm talking what they charged 3rd parties when making carts. You wouldn't have known this back in the day unless you saw Nintendo's development partner catalog, which has since leaked.
Why would they bother to make Madden 2001 blue or Rayman 2 green and not charge the end consumer more if there was any significant associated cost? I could see there being some difference, but I find it hard to believe it'd be anything more than a 2-3% increase per cart(around 50 cents). The idea that there would be any substantial increased cost reeks of bullshit, or else why would any third party ever do it?

Besides, the original discussion was about Donkey Kong, a Nintendo IP, so whatever is in any leaked development partner catalog is a moot point. Injecting existing plastic molds with a different color plastic would be trivially cheap, even in the N64/GBC days.

Back in the day, each cart was a custom board that had to be custom designed and manufactured. I'd say the reason colored cards aren't generally done for systems like DS, 3DS and Switch is because the cards are standardized and don't have custom PCBs, therefore they are just mass produced as blank cards and written later, whereas with the old PCBs you had to have a custom run for each game. Carts were basically plug in ram that interfaced directly with the system's cpu as memory whereas the cards Nintendo has made post GBA are more along the lines of a custom type of flash memory similar to an SD card that is written after the fact.
 
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Mario has risked his life to save her 100s of times, and still can't get even a crumb of pussy. Gaming's biggest simp.
Nintendo fans when the "family game" characters aren't spreading their legs and fucking and sucking each other off

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The paint probably heated up enough to become tacky again once he powered it on and played it for awhile.
This is 100% what happened.

Mario has risked his life to save her 100s of times, and still can't get even a crumb of pussy. Gaming's biggest simp.
Mario has a girlfriend, he isn't going to cheat on her with some inbred mushroom monarch.

Mario does what he does for pure reasons: to keep the koopa race down where they belong.
 
Can we stop the insanity of things being either porn or completely sanitized? People on the site are getting to the point of acting like literal faggots that can't understand that relationships aren't only based on fucking.
My post was to be taken in jest, but seriously, WTF does them being in a relationship add to anything?

I remember seeing people on GameFAQs getting upset when Peach didn't marry Mario in Oddessy and I was just like "Really?"

I dunno, I just don't get it I guess.
 
My post was to be taken in jest, but seriously, WTF does them being in a relationship add to anything?

I remember seeing people on GameFAQs getting upset when Peach didn't marry Mario in Oddessy and I was just like "Really?"

I dunno, I just don't get it I guess.
to be fair, i always thought it was weird how at the end of that game she treats the guy who saved her with the same disdain she has for the lizard monster who tried to force her to marry him.
 
Why would they bother to make Madden 2001 blue or Rayman 2 green and not charge the end consumer more if there was any significant associated cost? I could see there being some difference, but I find it hard to believe it'd be anything more than a 2-3% increase per cart(around 50 cents). The idea that there would be any substantial increased cost reeks of bullshit, or else why would any third party ever do it?

Besides, the original discussion was about Donkey Kong, a Nintendo IP, so whatever is in any leaked development partner catalog is a moot point. Injecting existing plastic molds with a different color plastic would be trivially cheap, even in the N64/GBC days.

Back in the day, each cart was a custom board that had to be custom designed and manufactured. I'd say the reason colored cards aren't generally done for systems like DS, 3DS and Switch is because the cards are standardized and don't have custom PCBs, therefore they are just mass produced as blank cards and written later, whereas with the old PCBs you had to have a custom run for each game. Carts were basically plug in ram that interfaced directly with the system's cpu as memory whereas the cards Nintendo has made post GBA are more along the lines of a custom type of flash memory similar to an SD card that is written after the fact.
It was, indeed, cents on the dollar. Which is why it only rarely happened and usually just with Acclaim titles and a select few first party/Rare releases.
 
to be fair, i always thought it was weird how at the end of that game she treats the guy who saved her with the same disdain she has for the lizard monster who tried to force her to marry him.
In a way, that proposal scene came way out of left field and the devs had written themselves in a corner. It's just kind of funny how Peach just fucks off and goes exploring, instead
 
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Is this unfathomable faggotry canon now? Where did Nintendo say it?

My post was to be taken in jest, but seriously, WTF does them being in a relationship add to anything?
What the fuck does retconning them not to be a relationship add to anything?

to be fair, i always thought it was weird how at the end of that game she treats the guy who saved her with the same disdain she has for the lizard monster who tried to force her to marry him.
It was trash and the lowest point of the game by a mile.

It's just kind of funny how Peach just fucks off and goes exploring, instead
She does this after rejecting Mario, saying some vaguely feminist shit about going off to travel the world herself, "on her own terms". It was a precursor to girlboss movie Peach.
 
It was trash and the lowest point of the game by a mile
Buddy you’re taking it way too seriously and seemingly forgetting the end to the game.

Peach’s rejection of Mario is done just for the comedic moment of Mario and Bowser being heart broken together. And if you really want to analyze things seriously Mario looks like an idiot acting like he has to seriously compete with a Monster Turtle for marriage.
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It’s just a funny image, akin to when Tom and Jerry both sat on traintracks together ready to commit suicide.
But most of all the game ends with Peach calling Mario to get on the ship. Like practically every Mario game they’re together at the end.

They’re cartoon characters, like Mickey and Minny Mouse or Popeye and Olive Oyl.
 
How am I taking it way too seriously if it's still one of my favorite Mario games despite that stupid part?
Sorry if I took you outta context. “Trash” made it sound like it ruined the game for you. Odyssey is the best 3D Mario behind 64 (which I’ll admit I likely have insane nostalgia for).

What’s trash is Sunshine’s ending with horrid 60s Hannah Barbera style voice acting. Fuck Sunshine.
 
How am I taking it way too seriously if it's still one of my favorite Mario games despite that stupid part?
It's probably just an issue of us discussing things through text on the internet.

What the fuck does retconning them not to be a relationship add to anything?
Where's the retcon? Where have any of these games that focus on running to the right and jumping on turtles/running around collecting stars made it a point to specifically say "these two are in a romantic/sexual relationship"?

And if it is an actual retcon like...why care about it? The Mario series hardly has the most connected series of stories, and Nintendo says stupid shit about their games all the time. This is the same Nintendo that put out a Zelda timeline that they clearly (and have admitted) to not factoring or paying attention to when making Zelda games. This is the same Nintendo that has it on record that Miyamoto is Birdo's mother and other stupid stuff like that.

Nintendo was never going to make Mario and Peaches romantic/sexual relationship a point in their games, so you can honestly just believe whatever you want and nothing would really change to be honest.

And I mean, if it really is that big of a deal just assume this has to be Peach's official stance because she's royalty and Mario isn't or something.
 
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But Luigi and Daisy are still canon right? I mean, Mario Kart Wii had a big golden statue of them holding hands.
Mario has a girlfriend, he isn't going to cheat on her with some inbred mushroom monarch.
I assure you that if Mario were in a relationship with the current version of Pauline, the police would be knocking at his door faster than a blue hedgehog.
 
Sorry if I took you outta context. “Trash” made it sound like it ruined the game for you. Odyssey is the best 3D Mario behind 64 (which I’ll admit I likely have insane nostalgia for).

What’s trash is Sunshine’s ending with horrid 60s Hannah Barbera style voice acting. Fuck Sunshine.
It's fine. I like Sunshine the most personally, but I acknowledge Odyssey is mechanically superior. 64 has the best structure of any of these games, it gives you more freedom than Sunshine but doesn't flood you with pointless stars like Odyssey dies with moons. Too bad the physics and camera are clunky.

Where's the retcon?
Everywhere? Most Mario media confirms this. Also, in an interview where Miyamoto talked about the relationship between Mario and Pauline/Peach, he referred to Pauline as Mario's "old flame", and something along the lines of "when Mario met Peach his eyes began to wander" as an explanation for why he became interested in Peach instead of Pauline. It's not some secret thing Mario has had love interest characters like these

And if it is an actual retcon like...why care about it?
As always, if something matters enough to change it then it also matters enough to question said change. Just seems like a decision made not to offend fags or not reinforce heteronormativity or some weird woke BlackRock shit like that.

I assure you that if Mario were in a relationship with the current version of Pauline, the police would be knocking at his door faster than a blue hedgehog.
If they can't stop Bowser from invading on a weekly basis then they definitely can't stop the guy who stops Bowser. Maybe they'd be better off with Bowser though, he may be a rapist but he only seems interested in adults.
 
It's fine. I like Sunshine the most personally, but I acknowledge Odyssey is mechanically superior. 64 has the best structure of any of these games, it gives you more freedom than Sunshine but doesn't flood you with pointless stars like Odyssey dies with moons. Too bad the physics and camera are clunky.


Everywhere? Most Mario media confirms this. Also, in an interview where Miyamoto talked about the relationship between Mario and Pauline/Peach, he referred to Pauline as Mario's "old flame", and something along the lines of "when Mario met Peach his eyes began to wander" as an explanation for why he became interested in Peach instead of Pauline. It's not some secret thing Mario has had love interest characters like these


As always, if something matters enough to change it then it also matters enough to question said change. Just seems like a decision made not to offend fags or not reinforce heteronormativity or some weird woke BlackRock shit like that.


If they can't stop Bowser from invading on a weekly basis then they definitely can't stop the guy who stops Bowser. Maybe they'd be better off with Bowser though, he may be a rapist but he only seems interested in adults.
The mushroom police don't bother with Bowser because they know Mario can handle it - they're more concerned with catching all the Toad criminals, I'm sure there are some bad shrooms out there.
 
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