Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
whatever I feel like said:
Differently colored N64 carts actually cost more, didn't they? And then the gold and silver glitter ones actually cost even more. Anyways, I think that differently colored boxes look ugly in a collection, so I am glad Nintendo isn't doing them.
Click to expand...
I looked it up, only gold and silver had an extra cost. Gold was used on Zelda and half of the Pokemon Stadium 2 cart while silver was only used in Stadium 2. Notably, for you autists out there, a number of offered colors never had any games released in them.
 
Wow, lot of Mario sperging in here this past day huh…

I want to clear up some things about Odyssey as I think you guys are being way too harsh.
Delany's Donkey said:
to be fair, i always thought it was weird how at the end of that game she treats the guy who saved her with the same disdain she has for the lizard monster who tried to force her to marry him.
Click to expand...
She really doesn’t. Her and Mario were having a nice moment till Bowser butted in, and the end has her call out to get Mario (and Bowser) on the ship.

The only “mean” thing she does is tell the two boys off when they are clearly overwhelming her by shoving flowers in her face. I don’t think that was an unreasonable reaction given both were acting poorly, Mario shouldn’t be in a competition to win Peach against Bowser by that point.

Also, here is an image taken right before the fight, she clearly interested…
IMG_0151.webp


As for why she doesn’t tell off Bowser, personally, I think it is a mix of just her being nice to everyone, and that no one in the cast really hates Bowser. Bowser hangs out with these people for sports, go-karting, etc.. This ending even implies that Mario just sees him as a basic rival. Bowser has had far too many partnerships and moments of the cast saving him (and vice-versa) to fully write him off as just an evil beast.

For evidence, the cast invites Bowser directly to hang out in Super Sluggers, even after him being a bitch
IMG_0152.webp



SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
She does this after rejecting Mario, saying some vaguely feminist shit about going off to travel the world herself, "on her own terms". It was a precursor to girlboss movie Peach.
Click to expand...
She was brought to a ton of worlds yet kept in a ship the entire time as Bowser dragged her along. Her wanting to see what she missed out on isn’t a surprise, and is more-or-less just there to add another interaction for Mario in the post-game.

She did call out to him at the end of Odyssey. When you meet her and she says this, it is post-game where we can assume Mario & Cappy are still on their own adventure. She is simply having her own in parallel and is still nice to Mario whenever their paths cross. She even calls out to you when you get close…

Also, before the “feminist” line, she tells Mario she is glad to see him still traveling.
IMG_0153.webp
 
whatever I feel like said:
I looked it up, only gold and silver had an extra cost. Gold was used on Zelda and half of the Pokemon Stadium 2 cart while silver was only used in Stadium 2. Notably, for you autists out there, a number of offered colors never had any games released in them.
Click to expand...
>full list of every colored N64 cart and what possible colors were available to use
This is the type of autism I enjoy.
>no one used pink
Missed opportunity for Kirby 64.
 
Looks like Sonic won after all. Even if he never gets the girl who is obsessed with him, he didn't spend the vast majority of his adventures simping over a girl. He's too cool for that.
He'd never get friendzoned.
Autism won.
 
I watched 2-3 hours of a Twitch guy playing DK Bananza and honestly it just feels like there is something off about it. It's not offensively designed like MKW is, but it feels too... Disneyified. Pauline is like Dora the Explorer and millenial writing glopped together into one mega-annoying child. All the animations has that touch of over-exaggeration that honestly makes it feel more ungrounded than anything. (Yes, I know we're playing an ape in a crazy magic world, but it didn't have to be that caricature-ish).

And of course, the nostalgia baiting. There is no company that blatantly repackages nostalgia for profit more than Nintendo. I saw the DKC callback level that plays Stickerbrush Symphony and obviously the guy and chat both are like "OMG REFERENCE REFERENCE THIS GAME IS PEAK!!!111!!1" like the brain-rotted Nintendo consumers they are. The music hotel things (I forget what they're called. Getaways? don't remember) Of course they play that other DKC song that I only remember because Jirard and The Completionist had it as his transition tune.

It's not a bad game, I can see why people would have lots of fun with it, but just the way they package it all... I feel like I'm being talked down to in some way. Like I'm seven years old. Mario Odyssey wasn't as bad as this, it had long meaty sections like Darker Side and etc that were more interesting, and Cappy wasn't as much of a bother. Nintendo is said to be the company for children but honestly, I think they're angling straight for the manchildren with how they've recently been going. DK Bonanza feels like a game for people that are ten years old both in body and in mind. And boy, are there a lot of nerds who are ten-year-olds in the mind for whatever the big N puts out. I'm only 24 but holy shit I feel like I'm 45-50 compared to the average person in the Nintendo fandom.
 
NerdShamer said:
You do know that you're being autistic over what was originally an shitpost, right?
Click to expand...
I guess…

jray4559 said:
I watched 2-3 hours of a Twitch guy playing DK Bananza and honestly it just feels like there is something off about it. It's not offensively designed like MKW is, but it feels too... Disneyified. Pauline is like Dora the Explorer and millenial writing glopped together into one mega-annoying child. All the animations has that touch of over-exaggeration that honestly makes it feel more ungrounded than anything. (Yes, I know we're playing an ape in a crazy magic world, but it didn't have to be that caricature-ish).

And of course, the nostalgia baiting. There is no company that blatantly repackages nostalgia for profit more than Nintendo. I saw the DKC callback level that plays Stickerbrush Symphony and obviously the guy and chat both are like "OMG REFERENCE REFERENCE THIS GAME IS PEAK!!!111!!1" like the brain-rotted Nintendo consumers they are. The music hotel things (I forget what they're called. Getaways? don't remember) Of course they play that other DKC song that I only remember because Jirard and The Completionist had it as his transition tune.

It's not a bad game, I can see why people would have lots of fun with it, but just the way they package it all... I feel like I'm being talked down to in some way. Like I'm seven years old. Mario Odyssey wasn't as bad as this, it had long meaty sections like Darker Side and etc that were more interesting, and Cappy wasn't as much of a bother. Nintendo is said to be the company for children but honestly, I think they're angling straight for the manchildren with how they've recently been going. DK Bonanza feels like a game for people that are ten years old both in body and in mind. And boy, are there a lot of nerds who are ten-year-olds in the mind for whatever the big N puts out. I'm only 24 but holy shit I feel like I'm 45-50 compared to the average person in the Nintendo fandom.
Click to expand...
We talked about this way earlier in the thread, but agree.

Personally, I think they are pushing for a more Disney-fied look as the Illumination DK movie will be based on Bananza.
 
jray4559 said:
I watched 2-3 hours of a Twitch guy playing DK Bananza and honestly it just feels like there is something off about it. It's not offensively designed like MKW is, but it feels too... Disneyified. Pauline is like Dora the Explorer and millenial writing glopped together into one mega-annoying child. All the animations has that touch of over-exaggeration that honestly makes it feel more ungrounded than anything. (Yes, I know we're playing an ape in a crazy magic world, but it didn't have to be that caricature-ish).

And of course, the nostalgia baiting. There is no company that blatantly repackages nostalgia for profit more than Nintendo. I saw the DKC callback level that plays Stickerbrush Symphony and obviously the guy and chat both are like "OMG REFERENCE REFERENCE THIS GAME IS PEAK!!!111!!1" like the brain-rotted Nintendo consumers they are. The music hotel things (I forget what they're called. Getaways? don't remember) Of course they play that other DKC song that I only remember because Jirard and The Completionist had it as his transition tune.

It's not a bad game, I can see why people would have lots of fun with it, but just the way they package it all... I feel like I'm being talked down to in some way. Like I'm seven years old. Mario Odyssey wasn't as bad as this, it had long meaty sections like Darker Side and etc that were more interesting, and Cappy wasn't as much of a bother. Nintendo is said to be the company for children but honestly, I think they're angling straight for the manchildren with how they've recently been going. DK Bonanza feels like a game for people that are ten years old both in body and in mind. And boy, are there a lot of nerds who are ten-year-olds in the mind for whatever the big N puts out. I'm only 24 but holy shit I feel like I'm 45-50 compared to the average person in the Nintendo fandom.
Click to expand...
The Dinseyification of Nintendo has already happened a long time ago, there's nothing you can do to stop it. Just realize this is the direction corporations believe that children want and since DK Bananza is such a massive fucking hit with people saying it's the greatest game ever made and the success of the Mario movie means we will be getting much more of this style in Nintendo games.

I was never going to play these games anyway because I'm not 8 years old but I do feel bad that kids in this era are treated like retards. I feel bad for kids these days who don't get things like the og DK Country and are conditioned to only like the most corporate slop (yes I said the thing).
 
Nint
jray4559 said:
I watched 2-3 hours of a Twitch guy playing DK Bananza and honestly it just feels like there is something off about it. It's not offensively designed like MKW is, but it feels too... Disneyified. Pauline is like Dora the Explorer and millenial writing glopped together into one mega-annoying child. All the animations has that touch of over-exaggeration that honestly makes it feel more ungrounded than anything. (Yes, I know we're playing an ape in a crazy magic world, but it didn't have to be that caricature-ish).

And of course, the nostalgia baiting. There is no company that blatantly repackages nostalgia for profit more than Nintendo. I saw the DKC callback level that plays Stickerbrush Symphony and obviously the guy and chat both are like "OMG REFERENCE REFERENCE THIS GAME IS PEAK!!!111!!1" like the brain-rotted Nintendo consumers they are. The music hotel things (I forget what they're called. Getaways? don't remember) Of course they play that other DKC song that I only remember because Jirard and The Completionist had it as his transition tune.

It's not a bad game, I can see why people would have lots of fun with it, but just the way they package it all... I feel like I'm being talked down to in some way. Like I'm seven years old. Mario Odyssey wasn't as bad as this, it had long meaty sections like Darker Side and etc that were more interesting, and Cappy wasn't as much of a bother. Nintendo is said to be the company for children but honestly, I think they're angling straight for the manchildren with how they've recently been going. DK Bonanza feels like a game for people that are ten years old both in body and in mind. And boy, are there a lot of nerds who are ten-year-olds in the mind for whatever the big N puts out. I'm only 24 but holy shit I feel like I'm 45-50 compared to the average person in the Nintendo fandom.
Click to expand...
Nintendo has been catering to the man child demographic for a long time now. Speaking of man children, I watched Uncle Al steam dk bananza, and his reaction to k rool was just as bad, if not worse than the guy that cried over star wars, he had a full blown autistic freakout over it, it was embarrassing
 
NerdShamer said:
That's because some of them are gradually turning into retards solely because of whatever shit that people are exposing them to, nowadays
Click to expand...
Well yeah, kids are becoming systematically more retarded because of these corporations treating them like retards and parents endlessly forcing them to ingest this corporate crap. It's an endless cycle and it's very much on purpose. Meanwhile Xitter and X cream their pants over how happy they are about it and how these games and movies are perfection.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Well yeah, kids are becoming systematically more retarded because of these corporations treating them like retards and parents endlessly forcing them to ingest this corporate crap. It's an endless cycle and it's very much on purpose.
Click to expand...
Well, how retarded can someone get, anyways? Because we've already passed the point where people are starting to speak gibberish that they've learned from GoAnimate out in the wild...But I think that particular specimen was fucked up in the head, to begin with.
 
Oh no no no, Tendiebros! I thought only basement dwellers could perceive the ghosting, yet here is funny puppet man complaining to his turbonormie audience about it?
With that said, there are people in the comments saying they don't care. I'm also reminded of all the people who leave diarrhea-smear-tier motion blur on, or the infamous smoke detector beeping that blacks apparently don't percieve; It seems that some people (perhaps on the lower end of the intelligence curve), have poor sensory discernment.
 
I still need to set up my switch 2, somehow got it on launch day thanks to a fimily member being conveniently at the right place at the right time and getting me one as a surprise thing but haven't been assed to set it up. Meant to pre-order the DK game after that but shit never lined up. I got fucking spoiled the final boss slightly thanks to those fuckers that get the game early putting out vids a day before release that flooded my recommended. I refuse to click em though I want to get the raw unfiltered monkey game experience whenever I do get the game.

Null said:
BOWSER'D
Click to expand...
I mentally heard this shit when reading that lmao.

jray4559 said:
All the animations has that touch of over-exaggeration that honestly makes it feel more ungrounded than anything. (Yes, I know we're playing an ape in a crazy magic world, but it didn't have to be that caricature-ish).
Click to expand...
From what I've seen it looks like standard expressive mario stuff. Ever played the mario&luigi games or seen the old nintendo power mario comics? Wario games also tap into that too. Seeing a return to wackier animations is always neat IMO.

Speaking of nintendo power and wario I just remembered this shit lmao.
1753655777574.webp
 
Last edited:
The Lawgiver said:
I still need to set up my switch 2, somehow got it on launch day thanks to a fimily member being conveniently at the right place at the right time and getting me one as a surprise thing but haven't been assed to set it up. Meant to pre-order the DK game after that but shit never lined up. I got fucking spoiled the final boss slightly thanks to those fuckers that get the game early putting out vids a day before release that flooded my recommended. I refuse to click em though I want to get the raw unfiltered monkey game experience whenever I do get the game.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=txUqdUWt1l4I mentally heard this shit when reading that lmao.


From what I've seen it looks like standard expressive mario stuff. Ever played the mario&luigi games or seen the old nintendo power mario comics? Wario games also tap into that too. Seeing a return to wackier animations is always neat IMO.

Speaking of nintendo power and wario I just remembered this shit lmao.
View attachment 7700958
Click to expand...
There's a difference between a Wario comic (or even game for that matter) compared to a Donkey Kong game that all the sudden decides it wants to be like a Wario game. It's been pointed out to death in this thread how DK in Bananza is completely different personality wise than he is in any other DK game ever made, so he can be more retarded and silly for the manchildren, I can't speak for children of today but when I was a kid I hated the kind of characters they made DK into in Bananza. You want to make a Wario game? Just make a Wario game. I loved Wario World on Gamecube and I really wish Nintendo would make a new sequel to it.
 
BullfrogBill said:
There's a difference between a Wario comic (or even game for that matter) compared to a Donkey Kong game that all the sudden decides it wants to be like a Wario game. It's been pointed out to death in this thread how DK in Bananza is completely different personality wise than he is in any other DK game ever made, so he can be more retarded and silly for the manchildren, I can't speak for children of today but when I was a kid I hated the kind of characters they made DK into in Bananza. You want to make a Wario game? Just make a Wario game. I loved Wario World on Gamecube and I really wish Nintendo would make a new sequel to it.
Click to expand...
I'm not even gonna go into why this is insane and am just going to post a depressed DK funny.
I HATE THE COPYRIGHT ANTICHRIST

I too want a new wah game though.
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom