Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Member when they tried to sue Blockbuster in 89?
I didn't know this, interesting. Even if it was Nintendo of America, Inc, it's still a Japanese company, why care about, they just could've told them to fuck off, what was Nintendo supposed to do, not selling their stuff in the richest market in the world.
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I didn't know this, interesting. Even if it was Nintendo of America, Inc, it's still a Japanese company, why care about, they just could've told them to fuck off, what was Nintendo supposed to do, not selling their stuff in the richest market in the world.
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Yep. It’s a lesser known lawsuit. But it’s always been morally right to pirate everything Nintendo.
 
Eh, at least they aren’t in your face about it, and haven’t gone all in on uglifying the characters.

But none would be better than some in that area.
Idk dude, you've seen the last Fire Emblem teaser? 2/3 of the cast (likely the good side) are anime middle easterns/africans. They aren't as bad as realistic models but there's definitely fetishizing the future population of Japan.
Now ? They have been that forever. But if you're talking about a lot of greedy shit recently, that started during the WiiU era. Amiibo's, artificial scarcity for various products. They ramped up with the Switch after that.
I forgot how bad amiibos were, with Nintendo seemingly keeping stocks low for the sake of their brand.

But the worse is them releasing different versions of the same games with some content locked off. Starting from Pokemon Red/Blue. The new mainline Pokemon will probably cost 80$ per colour plus 40$ DLC of old Pokémon models from 2 generations ago and even worse power creep.
 
Nintendo cannot fail because they have an unlimited number of retards to buy everything they make.
Thats never been true. Nintendo has their loyal tards but they were always few and far between compared to the other two. Consider this: the Wii U and the XBox One were both failures,, but despite Microsoft making the wrong move at every turn, it still sold over 50 million while the Wii U sold 13 million. Nintendo is very dependent on their own games and often they rely on one or two hits to not be a complete flop. The Switch wouldn't have been a success without Breath of the Wild.

We're already seeing the cracks. In the US, second month sales went from 1.6 million to 400K. Now, two months into its launch, its on store shelves everywhere. In about a month or two, it will be tracking below the PS4. In Japan, its stabilized at 40K a week. That sounds good, till you realize not even a year ago Switch 1 was at 50-60K a week. Then you have some other oddities. Third parties have noted that their games are flopping on Switch 2 so much so that Nintendo put out a massive survey on the Game Key Cards. In the US, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe outsold Mario Kart World in July. Then Nintendo announces in the Direct that Donkey Kong Bananza is getting a free demo. Usually games get demos BEFORE release, not after. Guess their only other big Switch 1 game isn't doing so hot.

The truth is the critics are being proven right. The Switch 2 had such a massive launch because
>Switch 1 was one of the best selling consoles every
>Nintendo had way more supply than any other launch in history
But now that we're out of the honeymoon period, we're seeing the price and the lack of games is starting to hurt them. It doesn't help that every video on Youtube about MKW is either it not that good, its dead or Sonic Crossworlds is SOOOO much better. The general consumer that Nintendo needs is not coming out and it's going to show in the next months. I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo is going to have a massive surplus of Switch 2s since they aren't selling fast enough and they are putting out a new bundle for Christmas. Retailers already broke ranks with the Switch 1's price hike and I could see them do the same for Switch 2 (especially as this will likely be one of the worst holiday seasons since the Great Recession).
 
I still like their games, and honestly think that they aren’t nearly as bad as other companies when it comes to DEI crap
lol.
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That shit is bad enough, but worse than that is their rampant usage of Caucazoid-featured shitskins.
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Gotta shove niggers in there for Fink bucks, but they can't alienate everyone like billion+ China by showing them as they truly are, so they use half measures, the worst kind of shit. Post 2010, Fire Emblem does it, Pikmin does it, Pokemon does it, Zelda does it. It isn't subtle.
 
Rosalina is now in Mario Wonder
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Surprised she wasn’t from the beginning. Nintendo said they are trying to push the girl characters more, so a bit strange they left her out after including her in 3D World.

Not sure if others will be added, but if they do, bets are on the Wario brothers.
 
I saw a Nintendo promo booth at Walmart today. There was only one person there.
 
Yeah pretty much, we're not even a year in and we've hit the "It's all over" phase, i guess it's not hard to see why though.
For sure. That Direct was probably up there with Ravi Drums and Nintendo Land at E3 for awful showcases.
I saw a Nintendo promo booth at Walmart today. There was only one person there.
You don't mean the demo kiosk right?
 
For sure. That Direct was probably up there with Ravi Drums and Nintendo Land at E3 for awful showcases.

You don't mean the demo kiosk right?
No, they had someone at a promo booth inside the Walmart. Like they have for cellphones and the like. It's not something that's always there.
 
No, they had someone at a promo booth inside the Walmart. Like they have for cellphones and the like. It's not something that's always there.
Interesting. I've seen something like that at Best Buy but not good to only have like one person there.

Wonder why they are doing it? Trying to drum up interest for the holidays? My schizo mind wanders
 
That shit is bad enough, but worse than that is their rampant usage of Caucazoid-featured shitskins.
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Gotta shove niggers in there for Fink bucks, but they can't alienate everyone like billion+ China by showing them as they truly are, so they use half measures, the worst kind of shit. Post 2010, Fire Emblem does it, Pikmin does it, Pokemon does it, Zelda does it. It isn't subtle.
I don't see a problem with this. Brown-skinned white people are vastly superior to actual brown people. If it placates diversity mandates then why look a gift horse in the mouth?
 
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