Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Never Scored said:
Change butterflies to beetles and you're describing Booster from Mario RPG.
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You also have the forced marriage factor with booster though which I think is pretty important and slightly more nefarious than francis. Francis is like "aw shit cool a butterfly I better take some pics of it to post online on my favorite butterfly observation forum"
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
And Japanese absolutely introduced trannies in older works, usually for fetish material or humour. It's pointless to cope how it's misunderstood.
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I’d argue the important caveat is that in either case the producer/viewer doesn’t have the same ideological baggage (e.g., for tranny stuff they don’t actually think that you can chop your dick off and magically become a woman). In that sense Japanese :gay: stuff is much less harmful to its society than its western counterpart (though this isn’t universal, there are dyed in the wool SJWs in Japan (most are foreigners of a (((particular))) ilk, but there are some native subversives, coming from the communist lineage))
 
Jarch6 said:
I’d argue the important caveat is that in either case the producer/viewer doesn’t have the same ideological baggage (e.g., for tranny stuff they don’t actually think that you can chop your dick off and magically become a woman). In that sense Japanese :gay: stuff is much less harmful to its society than its western counterpart (though this isn’t universal, there are dyed in the wool SJWs in Japan (most are foreigners of a (((particular))) ilk, but there are some native subversives, coming from the communist lineage))
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Trannies are still trannies, and most are subverted due to excessive cooming which, amongst autists, is usually due to consumption of Japanese porn. Plus there are plenty of trannies in Japanese media (usually "Mama"s in gay bars), and even historically Japan had the "it's not gay if the other person is underage".
 
Titanium_Piston said:
Is this real units sold? I know that Nintendo was boasting how well the Switch 2 was selling a month or two after it's release, but then it was discovered the numbers Nintendo were using was units shipped to stores and not actual units sold.
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You’re right that these could be bullshit but that’s industry standard. Units shipped have been the metric since about 6th gen. If you want Raw units sold you’d be forced to go back to 5th gen or later where numbers are hard to come by. There was an old policy that retailers could send overflow stock back to Vidya game companies if they didn’t sell. That ended in 6th gen because retailers could big dick Sega but wouldn’t date big dick Microsoft
 
Basic Blond Boy said:
Partner Showcase is up. What are we all predicting/hoping for:

Going unrealistic, I want to see some PlayStation classics hit the Switch systems. We already got Everybody Golf and Patapon, so maybe another underrated strangler can find its way over since Sony clearly doesn't care about the back catalogue anymore. Any of their platformers I would take.

Realistic predictions:
  • Sonic Racing Crossworlds will hit the system soon with a Switch 2 edition.
  • LEGO Batman will likely get a spotlight as it is coming out in May.
  • Probably Silent Hill 2 remake will be shown running on Switch 2.
  • Nier Replicant would also be a big one potentially, Square did update Automata for Switch 2 two months ago.
  • Given it was a direct that announced the Looney Tunes sports game from GameMill, I could see Nick All-Stars Brawl 3 announced since it has been heavily rumored for awhile with a leaked screenshot.
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The Disney Afternoon port that leaked will probably show up. Biggest cope? The KH collections in a non-cloud format. That feels like something they'd save for a regular Direct, though.
 
Basic Blond Boy said:
Partner Showcase is up. What are we all predicting/hoping for:

Going unrealistic, I want to see some PlayStation classics hit the Switch systems. We already got Everybody Golf and Patapon, so maybe another underrated strangler can find its way over since Sony clearly doesn't care about the back catalogue anymore. Any of their platformers I would take.

Realistic predictions:
  • Sonic Racing Crossworlds will hit the system soon with a Switch 2 edition.
  • LEGO Batman will likely get a spotlight as it is coming out in May.
  • Probably Silent Hill 2 remake will be shown running on Switch 2.
  • Nier Replicant would also be a big one potentially, Square did update Automata for Switch 2 two months ago.
  • Given it was a direct that announced the Looney Tunes sports game from GameMill, I could see Nick All-Stars Brawl 3 announced since it has been heavily rumored for awhile with a leaked screenshot.
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It's probably gonna be mostly ports. The real problem with partner directs is they basically exist to dump stuff that would otherwise be a sizzle reel in an actual direct. Anything huge and substantial is probably going to be in the next direct proper, I feel like the best you're gonna get is an extended look at something that will just be a small blurb in the actual direct, and a "hey, by the way, duskbloods is still a thing that's happening".
 
The Wii U was a miserable experience for new users. Oh boy, I can't wait to place, set up and download all this shit!

For Switch all you have to do is set up your Wi-Fi and you're in.
 
Titanium_Piston said:
Is this real units sold? I know that Nintendo was boasting how well the Switch 2 was selling a month or two after it's release, but then it was discovered the numbers Nintendo were using was units shipped to stores and not actual units sold.
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It's 15 million sell-through according to thier financial data
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It's practically well ahead of the original Switch, a good name and actual marketing can go a long way and the consumer will buy it.

I go a few weeks offline and coming back just seeing the aftermath of copium about it online has been real fun, though it's a bit of a shame I wasn't there when the tomagachi life fag shit blow up since people were CLAMORING for gay shit to be put in the 3DS one only for people to completely reject it when the new one for Switch comes.
 
Honestly, better than the average partner direct, but still just a partner direct. Mostly ports still, a couple of gems like RE9, but it's interesting how we've gone from 5-6 year old ports to 1-2 year old ports in the span of a single year, with a sizeable number of day and date announcements that would have been completely foreign to the last generation.
 
Fallout 4 and Oblivion for Switch 2 both look kinda shite with tons of aliasing and apparent drops below 30fps. You'd think even some basic bitch post-process anti-aliasing would be preferable to how they look. Too costly I guess.

Most of the games shown weren't to my interest. Lots of ports had dodgy visual quality that looked close to or worse than PS4.
 
broners said:
Fallout 4 and Oblivion for Switch 2 both look kinda shite with tons of aliasing and apparent drops below 30fps. You'd think even some basic bitch post-process anti-aliasing would be preferable to how they look. Too costly I guess.

Most of the games shown weren't to my interest. Lots of ports had dodgy visual quality that looked close to or worse than PS4.
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I’m surprised that Oblivion remaster was announced for Switch 2. Figured it wouldn’t even sniff a Switch 2 release.

Most games I didn’t care for either. Wondering how Rebirth will perform on Switch 2 when released.

Wife is enjoying DQVIIR. The OG is one of her favorite games.
 
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