Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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I'm debating whether or not this puts Star Fox as lower than Sonic at this point; maybe that's a bit too harsh?
If you knew anything about Sonic's history, you'd realize that Star Fox, even in this iteration, is nowhere NEAR as low as Sonic is.

Come back to me once Fox McCloud starts making out with human women or respecting lesbians.
 
I'm debating whether or not this puts Star Fox as lower than Sonic at this point; maybe that's a bit too harsh?
Dude Sega let the fans make Sonic Mania. That's not being harsh, that's just full on honesty when you put it like that.
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@Gay Sex Enjoyer Take a look at the Sonic IDW comics. They straight up made a lesbian couple on par with Sonic skills.
 
View attachment 8968446The bad guys mog the absolute shit out of the heroes.
I think the hyperrealistic design language this game has REALLY works well for the Star Wolf team, because they look so sinister and war-scarred. Pigma especially looks cool---he looks weathered and like he reeks of tobacco smoke and hooch.

The Star Wolf Theme used in the trailer also sounded really good. It'll be interesting to hear the original game's music redone again--I wasn't crazy about how midi & shit it sounded in the 3DS remake, and Zero only used a portion of the original game's music.

I actually like the design that they are going with in the game. What I really want, is a Star Wolf game. That’s one of my biggest wish for Nintendo is to have a damn Star Wolf game. But the voice actor recently died so he probably wouldn’t sound the same.
Oh, man, I've wanted a Star Wolf game for ages. It would be the Star Fox answer to TIE Fighter from the 90s, just playing the Lylat Wars campaign from the bad guys' perspective.

Or maybe even depict them during that phase in the timeline during Assault where they're outlaws instead of straight-up villains, you could make it a mix of spaceship battles and on-foot mercenary work like Mace Griffon Bounty Hunter (if anyone even remembers that game). I always thought something like that would be a natural progression for the Star Fox games, but it wouldn't suit the Star Fox characters themselves since they aren't space pirates or full on assassins. But the Star Wolf Team could lend themselves to that gameplay formula really well.
 
Damn...

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It is quite funny that they are yet again rehashing 64. just beating that dead horse. I don't know what they have so much issue with just making a new rail shooter, it's a glorified amusement part ride, just have targets fly on screen to shoot with cool set pieces. it's modest, but it's better than bloat.
The characters look extra furfaggy as well, which is jarring because the switch 2 isn't powerful enough to render modern hair / fur physics.
 
It is interesting that they decided to go for a more realistic look for the characters, given how stylized the series has been up to this point.

I mean, I personally don’t mind the change, but of all the series to do this sort of artstyle, this is the one? Not say, Zelda or Metroid (though granted, I also prefer those stay stylized)?
 
More renders / promo images from the Japanese website (which are exclusive to that, and aren't available anywhere else, for some reason).

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Wait til the illumination abortion - the entire reason this $70 remake new game exists ultimately. Goytendo wants that cinematic universe so bad.

Niggers are crazy if you want that (thankfully not happening) Ocarina remake. You really want nigger hylians? You want some over-priced big goron sword DLC? You want bad full voice acting?
 
Wait til the illumination abortion - the entire reason this $70 remake new game exists ultimately. Goytendo wants that cinematic universe so bad.
Well, it's $50 digital, $60 physical... so I was half right

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Niggers are crazy if you want that (thankfully not happening) Ocarina remake. You really want nigger hylians? You want some over-priced big goron sword DLC? You want bad full voice acting?
and don't you have better games to play with that Multi-Terabyte "XHD" full of ROMs anyways that you totally have a better time with?, you know, every other game not made by Nintendo that are superior to most Nintendo games anyways?
 
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