Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Still enjoying the Star Fox memes.

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Nintendo has been pissing me off lately like nothing else. The Thousand Year Troon, the frankly ridiculous price of the Switch 2 and it's games, the lacking line up of said Switch 2....but when I heard rumors about a new Star Fox game, I got thinking about all of the ways they could evolve the on-rails gameplay. Maybe they'll bring back Miyu or Krystal! .... only for it to literally be 64 again, and the characters looking worse on top of that....I think this is it. The event horizon. The point of no return. The point where I realize that the Nintendo I grew up with....the Nintendo I loved.....is gone. And it's never coming back. Truly one of the darkest blackpills.
You should have figured this out in 2019 when they DMCA'd Mario Royals. You had to be there, I guess.
 
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Groomerfist is pissed people aren’t eating up the new ugly sonic art style despite fans already loving the super mario galaxy movie star fox design.
TL;DW - As soon as he heard "Multiplayer" he got hooked.

Good News: He rips on Nintendo for remaking StarFox 64 for the billionth time
Bad News: He genuinely believes the nightmare-fuel characters are exactly like the puppets from the 90's and this is supposed to be a good thing because it's "giving people what they asked for".

He's getting desperate and he got suckered. Many such cases. He claims he's going to make another video ranting about the "manufactured" complaints. I'm kinda dreading it because he might just glaze this game more than address the actual complaints.
 
He's getting desperate and he got suckered. Many such cases. He claims he's going to make another video ranting about the "manufactured" complaints. I'm kinda dreading it because he might just glaze this game more than address the actual complaints.
Razorfist, the same zero self-awareness nigger who complains about how much the Switch 2 costs on his donkey Kong review despite being a hardcore tariffs and AI defender.
 
Wouldn't be a grifter if they didn't have flexible morals.
It's not really a shock when both sides are full of these kind of people, weither it would be the side that is just Fatpacks if instead of taking everything Republicans do as a sign of imminent failure and forever democrat slavory, he took anything Nintendo does as a sign they're going to immediately fail and go bankrupt, and the other side consist of people who take way too much copium at worst and can actually be called bootlickers at worst, until they flip to negative content because it gets more clicks and thier ad revenue is failing.
 
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