Megathread Non-binary genders / Enbies - When Male and Female Aren't Special Enough

[Gingervitis]

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Sadosexual
I mean, they’re not completely wrong.

 

[Emo Crow]

Sadosexual
I mean, they’re not completely wrong.

Demi species. Fuck my life.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

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I am "femiabled". So I'm able to fem. In my day we just called that eccentric.

 

[Emo Crow]

I am "femiabled". So I'm able to fem. In my day we just called that eccentric.

The future is now, old man If this is what the future’s gonna be like, then I really don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

The future is now, old man If this is what the future’s gonna be like, then I really don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

It's more fun to kick back and watch the people that take this nonsense as doctrine eat each other alive. While the mindset that leads to these things may be infuriatingly dense it's also goddamn hilarious.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

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Hetero-abled

Well... I'm technically bi? But that's sexuality, not gender.

to whomever gets "ponyphilic"

 

[Emo Crow]

Hetero-abled

Well... I'm technically bi? But that's sexuality, not gender.

to whomever gets "ponyphilic"

But what in the god damn fuck does “hetero-abled” entail?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

But what in the god damn fuck does “hetero-abled” entail?

Keeping their options open for sexy times

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

But what in the god damn fuck does “hetero-abled” entail?

You only fuck wheelchairs of the opposite sex.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

But what in the god damn fuck does “hetero-abled” entail?

I chose to interpret it as "able to be hetero." But there's no heterogender afaik so... ok?

 

[Delta Δ]

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Disgender. Surprised that’s not a thing already, from what I’ve looked up.

To think if I was born a few days earlier I’d be a necrogender.

 

[Edgeworth]

Aw man, I got lame demisexual. That's just... like what most people are but it has a special word to seem super-unique

 

[scathefire]

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Non-racial? I don't know, I'm wh*te so that sounds kinda sketchy in its denial of the inherent Wh*te Supremacy that I live and breathe every single day and its harm to black and brown folx. Big Yikes??????

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Heterosexual

 

[Digital Thunder]

Pony-abled... ? So I can selectively fuck horses or something? Or be a horse? I don't get it.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Great I’m.. you choose, OK then I guess I’m cat-abled or something. Or maybe I’m dragon-abled. Wow, choosing your gender is so fun!

 

[Hibiscus Rosa-Sinensis]

to whomever gets "ponyphilic"

Thank you, I'll need them. All of them.

Alas, to be born a ponyphilic summer hibiscus...

 

[EvilFatjon]

What exactly the fuck is a polyfictive person?

Does that mean I can only get attracted by various characters that do not exist at the same time? Boy, that sounds real bad.

Wait, isn't that what Steph Cianfriglia is? Good to know. Now I know I gotta really speed up the carbon monoxide flow inside my room. Just like she should do.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

The fuck is a "Parafictive"? Because that's me now.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

I'm a little surprised how many of you just self-doxxed a good chunk of your DOB.