Megathread Non-binary genders / Enbies - When Male and Female Aren't Special Enough

I don't mind when I see teens doing it. When there's 20 year old nonbinaries doing it though....hell no. Stop it.
To me, enby is a phase and it only lasts so long before you have to realize, "Oh wow, what a weird edgy phase I went through." Or you actually do discover yourself gender wise.
 
"There is no such thing as looking nonbinary." Then why does everyone in the mlm tag look the same?
Why are so many nonbinary folk a bunch of whiteys?

Edit:
https://poetrymlm.tumblr.com/
Bad mlm poetry.

They all say "boy" in them. Are they aware that if they keep saying stuff about boy attraction, boy love that they sound like fucking creepy pedos? Because this sounds like NAMBLA shit since they say "boy" instead of "man."
Diversity quotas. Whitey needs to be diverse if whitey wants to have a career in corporate America.
 
Diversity quotas. Whitey needs to be diverse if whitey wants to have a career in corporate America.

And they usually hate straight people, right? It's a desperate ploy to not be straight. That way they can say "no, I'm nonbinary" but still talk shit about those evil straight people.
 
I came across something... scarily autistic today that's perfect for this thread. Not one, not two, five goddamn diagrams about how to make your gender super special

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http://archive.is/fRrws

Pro tip; if you need to consult a Gender Grimoire to decide if you'd rather have a dick or a pussy, maybe you're just retarded.
 
I came across something... scarily autistic today that's perfect for this thread. Not one, not two, five goddamn diagrams about how to make your gender super special


Pro tip; if you need to consult a Gender Grimoire to decide if you'd rather have a dick or a pussy, maybe you're just exceptional.
Jesus Christ, why the Pokemon chart? This is some good ol fashioned autism, but the tism is always most interesting when mixed with the special snowflakes. Sometimes I feel like Michel Jordan in that PSA he did with McDonald's.

I'm at least a bit optimistic that these folks will grow out of it, and I'm sure most of the teenage edgelords will at some point grow out of it, but it's concerning how many people over 20 are still on this non binary poly sexual with fridge/fridgeself pronouns or whatever.
 
I came across something... scarily autistic today that's perfect for this thread. Not one, not two, five goddamn diagrams about how to make your gender super special


Pro tip; if you need to consult a Gender Grimoire to decide if you'd rather have a dick or a pussy, maybe you're just exceptional.
According to this I am a dark/electric type that does MASSIVE damage against fairy types.
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Jesus Christ, why the Pokemon chart? This is some good ol fashioned autism, but the tism is always most interesting when mixed with the special snowflakes. Sometimes I feel like Michel Jordan in that PSA he did with McDonald's.

I'm at least a bit optimistic that these folks will grow out of it, and I'm sure most of the teenage edgelords will at some point grow out of it, but it's concerning how many people over 20 are still on this non binary poly sexual with fridge/fridgeself pronouns or whatever.
the reason the 20+ people are still doing it is because everyone is too afraid to call them out. they probably live in some hyperliberal part of the country where even though most people think the whole thing is ludicrous they don't want to be seen as offensive or, they are themselves 'enbies'.
 
the reason the 20+ people are still doing it is because everyone is too afraid to call them out. they probably live in some hyperliberal part of the country where even though most people think the whole thing is ludicrous they don't want to be seen as offensive or, they are themselves 'enbies'.
I mean, I live in Massachusetts, one of those super liberal states you know. I've seen shit like that one time when I was in college before dropping out. Basically some girl kind of looked a little bit androgynous and said she was non binary, knew people I hung out with so we spent a little time together. Might not see too many after dropping out of college. But yeah, it's people not telling these nutters to grow up and stop being special snowflakes, and move on. Nobody is special. We all die. Everything is meaningless.
 
I came across something... scarily autistic today that's perfect for this thread. Not one, not two, five goddamn diagrams about how to make your gender super special


Pro tip; if you need to consult a Gender Grimoire to decide if you'd rather have a dick or a pussy, maybe you're just exceptional.

Usually charts are supposed to explain things to make them easier to understand.

This does the opposite of that.
 
I had my first nb patient a couple weeks ago. A late teen came in with a dislocated elbow (OWWWW poor kid!) Their chart said F but when I met them and said "Miss" they said "I prefer they or them, please call me Pat*" They were super polite about it. They didn't have danger hair but had their hair cut short and wore a baggy hoodie and you really couldn't tell what their gender was by looking. I noted their pronoun preference next to the gender and their nickname next to their full name because they were so polite about telling me.

There was no "Did you assume my gender?" REEEEEEEEing, just a matter of fact exchange and that was that. But the nice ones like "Pat" always get lumped in with the little genderspecial bitches who think they're being physically assaulted by calling them by the wrong pronoun.

Tell me your pronouns politely and I'll respect them. Bitch at me for not knowing them magically means I call you what's on your chart and you can cry about it to your mommy later.


*Not their real nickname for privacy's sake but it was the most gender neutral substitute I could think of since Pat can be for Patrick or Patricia.
The internet just showcases the worst of humans, that's all. People often thing internet=how people act irl, rather than the internet giving assholes a platform to speak louder than the more chill people in their group.

Elfiot writes unintentionally funny posts.
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I can't really find anything wrong with this post. Granted, I'm in a daze right now, sleep deprived and hungry, but they aren't wrong... from what I saw when scanning, at least.
 
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