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Non-binary SNL Cast Member Calls Out Anti-Trans Laws in Moving Speech​

Saturday Night Live cast member Molly Kearney took the stage on last night's episode and made a hilarious and impassioned speech about the recent attacks on trans youth in the U.S.

Molly, who is SNL's first non-binary cast member and uses they/them pronouns, stole the show by joining Michael Che and Colin Jost on “The Weekend Update” segment of the show.

While introducing Molly, Michael Che pointed out that more than 400 anti-LGBTQ+ bills have been introduced across the country since the start of the year. According to the ACLU, the total number of bills is 461.

Molly Kearney then descends from the ceiling, supported by a harness, in a dramatic and hysterical entrance.

After descending down, Molly joked that their groin area was “beefed” form the harness and that they've been “hung up on my genitals for far too long and I'm starting to feel like a fricken Republican lawmaker.”

Michael Che then brings up that this week alone, at least 14 states have passed legislation that restricts gender-affirming care for children.

“Listen to that Michael. Restricting healthcare for kids. For some reason, there's something about the word ‘trans’ that makes people forget the word ‘kids,’" Molly said. "If you don't care about trans kids' lives, it means you don't care about fricken kids' lives."

The comedian was met with a big applause. Molly then joked that they were hanging from the ceiling for a long time while waiting for their grand entrance.

“At one point, I heard a crew guy say, ‘Is she gonna die up there?’ And then another guy was like, ‘You mean, are THEY going to die up there?' And then they both walked away and didn't help,” Molly quipped. “Which feels a lot like how trans people are being treated right now.”

“People need to wake up. We are making trans kids grow up too fast. We should be keeping them safe, and we need to lift them up,” Molly continued, as the harness started lifting the comedian out of their chair. “NOT ME, ‘THEM.’ I MEAN THE KIDS.”

Molly continued: “Che, they got my pronouns right, let's go!”

As Molly was dangling from the ceiling, they got serious again: “What's happening kids, is WRONG, and you don't need to be scared. Our job is to protect you, and your job is to focus on being a kid. It's kinda like me flying in the ‘SNL’ sky — there's a bunch of dudes asking you about your crotch and controlling what and where you're allowed to pee. But if you just hang on, you'll look up and realize, you're flying kid!”

Before being pulled above the Weekend Update desk, Molly yelled, “Trans rights!”

Molly joined the cast in September 2022, at the start of its 48th season, and made history on the show as the first non-binary member. Kearney's comedic chops have been recognized before they joined the cast — Molly appeared in the Amazon remake of A League of Their Own along with Disney+'s Mighty Ducks.

Watch the full skit here:
 
How many decades has it been since SNL was even close to passable?
I think there are a few acceptable points where SNL went to shit

1. When Lorne Michaels first left in 1980
2. When Andrew Dice Clay was banned because an unfunny woman, Nora Dunn, caught too many feels about what is an obviously a satirical act
3. When Norm MacDonald was fired for making fun of OJ too much
 
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At first I thought this was some joke about troons, the timing was just too good for it to not be one, and I thought maybe SNL was doing something funny again, but alas, I am a fat retard for giving them any benefit of the doubt, but not as fat or retarded as the creature chosen and the writer who decided this was a good idea for it's first episode.
The jokes just write themselves. :story:
 
But Molly is a woman's name and if she doesn't identify with being a woman, why is she still bearing a feminine name? There's plenty of gender neutral names.

She could take a cue from a classic skit and call herself Pat.

I've found very few "lol so enbeez" folx actually look androgynous. They make no effort to be that way yet have a cow if you don't know via psychic energy waves that they use they/them/xir/fae/pinecones whatever as their pronouns.
 
SNL was always lame and gay and was the sketch comedy equivalent of shit comedians holding out for pity laughs. It always had this pathetic, affected atmosphere of trying to be "cool with the cool crowd" (ie urbanite new yorkers) at the expense of being funny.

Only thing Lorne Michaels ever did right was giving Kids in the Hall their own show in 1988 so SNL could actually have some competition that wasn't decade old Monty Python reruns. That and maybe giving Bob Odenkirk a career so he could later make Mr. Show and outpace SNL.
 
I didn't know SNL was going to bring back their worst skit from 30+ years ago.
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There is no way that fatty is unaware of Pat or the fact that people are going to compare her because of her little speech. I feel like this was a grab for negative attention so that the victim card can be played later for even more press.

Pat is hated now for the wrong reasons. The joke was never on Pat. It was on the people who were weirded out by Pat's androgyny and awkwardness. Pat was a genuinely nice person. But everyone around Pat made spectacles of themselves trying to find out if Pat was male or female.

Now I couldn't use "they/them" here because I was also talking about supporting characters in Pat's sketches. Therefore no one would know who I was talking about if I worded it like this:

But everyone around Pat made spectacles of themselves trying to find out if they were male or female.

See why they/them is retarded and confusing?
 
Remember when SNL was about humor and not politics and ideology?

To be fair here though.. it hasn't seemed like they focused on humor in close to two decades.


EDIT: Wait, that was meant to be a "humorous" rant and not just a normal one? LOL
 
Everytime I see a news story like this I’m reminded that Shane”oriental killer” Gillis was once about to become an SNL cast member until he got fired like 18 hours after getting the job (for “being racist on a podcast”).

On the one hand I’m grateful that he didn’t get on because they might have stifled his comedic growth/talent but OTOH I can’t help but feel he might have been able to un-gay the content a little bit.

We wouldn’t have gotten that multi-million views comedy special though
 
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