Nordstrom Salt

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Well, I know at least one person who would buy these pants.

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Feline Darkmage said:
Nordstrom's should dox their employee that did this for the keks.
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It was probably some executive's pet project. Nobody but a nepotism hire or a senior exec could float an idea this fucking stupid without being told it was stupid and to fuck off with it.
 
Ruin said:
Oh they sell these? I saw a hipster wearing these today and assumed they were homemade.
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buying these weird pants is one thing..... but to go through all that tedious labor of fucking making them yourself just to look like a gay astronaut is beyond my comprehension.
 
acceptable said:
buying these weird pants is one thing..... but to go through all that tedious labor of fucking making them yourself just to look like a gay astronaut is beyond my comprehension.
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Well, at least you'd save about $150, given Nordstrom's prices.
 
I don't get the trend with these shitty pants, one thing's roughed-up/torn jeans and the other's having fucking rectangular holes for the knees. If you want to show off your legs wear some fucking shorts you dickschnoozle.

I don't get knee holes in general and this is full fucking retard mode. My sister and her boyfriend love those fucking things, same way they don't have a single pair of jeans that goes anywhere near the ankle. Then again young people gobble up any shitty clothing they're fed because it's all sooo fucking different and original.

I'm fully convinced that fashion is controlled by fetish freaks. This somewhat recent trend of showing off the feet and ankles as much as possible really gives me the feeling that there's obsessive footfags at the helm, at least. And in my experience foot fetishists are never not weirdos.
 
timecop said:
you really must have hired real crackheads if they come up with such a stupid fucking product, and then fucking sell it

95 smackaroos for an unfunny joke
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"Cocaine is a helluva drug" - Rick James on Chappelle's Show (the actual Rick James, not the parody played by Dave Chappelle).
 
acceptable said:
buying these weird pants is one thing..... but to go through all that tedious labor of fucking making them yourself just to look like a gay astronaut is beyond my comprehension.
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Nah the thing is, I have some old crappy jeans from high school and I dont know what I was doing but the knees always ended up getting torn to shit (I wasnt sucking dick you faggots, I'm sure there are other things you can do on your knees). It would be pretty simple though to make this shit out of them, all you have to do is trim up the stray fabric and sew on some shitty cheap transparent plastic, like a bit of shower curtain.

That said, I never understood the idea of buying "pre-torn up" shitty clothes. I mean the whole thing is so fucking bizarre.

Wait, also, werent high tops part of the 80's futurepunk bullshit aesthetic? Youve got these retard pants with high ankles, youd think they would try and tie into that old shit, and model them with high tops. Have the fucking Fresh Prince wear them and make them neon green and electric purple, windbreaker material, and I would KINDA get it.

Ruin said:
Madison Wisconsin, aka Portland 2.0
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Do hipsters really shop at Nordstrom? I live in a super yuppie city and figure they all shop at those eclectic boutique places that just re-sell Nordstrom things with an "artisan" markup.
 
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