Normie hate thread

What do you think about normies?

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>watching a football game
me: "Okay seriously for real, what is going on?"
normie 1: "What?
normie 2: "You're kidding... right?"
normie 3: "It's... it's football. Didn't you grow up watching it?"
me: "Well, my dad did, but I never knew what was going on"
normie 2: "Just look at it, man, it's obvious."
normie 3: "Yeah, when the receiver gets the ball, he runs towards the-"
all three normies: "TOUCHDOWN! ALDKSHFKLAJDSFNKLJADSDFASPLKDJAKLSFHDSAJKLHFDAKSJFHADSKLJDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DSFKJADHSKLFDSAHJDFSA"
>everyone forgets I was asking questions and I just give up
 
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I have to interact with normalfags and they’re usually easy enough to deal with. Most of us will find something in common with the average IRL normalfag. Even if it’s a mundane shared experiences like pets, food or lawn care.

I don’t consider Redditors normalfags, they’re just a different brand of autism.
 
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Depend the Race of the Normie in question for me. For instance: I get along well with Latino/Mexican Normies due to sharing the same tastes in Food and Movies, However White Normies bore the fuck out of me and always talk about their cars or some other nonsense, Black Normies are mostly cool except for the Ghetto hoodrat types.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
Yeah but that's kind of the problem, that's basically all they do. They have no personality outside of work. They know nothing and do nothing else, have very few real relationships, to the point that I'm quite convinced that even if they weren't paid a cent they would still keep showing up at work. Doesn't matter how they're abused or how few rights they have, in the United States it's "normal" that work is culture.

Especially as working from home has become more prevalent, there's been a massive uptick in the number of people who will continue fucking around with work shit sometimes hours after they were supposed to be done, no intention of advancement, no overtime pay, just doing it because they don't know what else to do with their time.

Then they constantly buy shit they don't ever use, I'm guessing to hide from the realization that they have no use for money; if they were given a pod to sleep in and provided with food, they would do nothing except work all day, return to their pod, eat, sleep, then do the same the next day.

I understand not everyone has an option, especially for city dwellers who may as well live in pods already, but still. It's sad to watch.
Don't be an unemployed weirdo, but for god's sake don't do work if you aren't getting paid either.


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I bet you thought the Joker movie was a really deep commentary about society.
 
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I mean, normies are okay, but they ain't all that. They ain't the next thing. Tell them normies, "fall back."
 
Pissmaster said:
>watching a football game
me: "Okay seriously for real, what is going on?"
normie 1: "What?
normie 2: "You're kidding... right?"
normie 3: "It's... it's football. Didn't you grow up watching it?"
me: "Well, my dad did, but I never knew what was going on"
normie 2: "Just look at it, man, it's obvious."
normie 3: "Yeah, when the receiver gets the ball, he runs towards the-"
all three normies: "TOUCHDOWN! ALDKSHFKLAJDSFNKLJADSDFASPLKDJAKLSFHDSAJKLHFDAKSJFHADSKLJDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DSFKJADHSKLFDSAHJDFSA"
>everyone forgets I was asking questions and I just give up
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Usually normies are nice and try to explain.
What baffles me is why society decided it’s okay for men to get so worked up about sportsball that things like their favorite team winning is cause for celebration and their favorite team losing is an excuse to be angry/sad/lash out.
 
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I can’t tell who’s out normie-ing who.
 
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Pissmaster said:
>watching a football game
me: "Okay seriously for real, what is going on?"
normie 1: "What?
normie 2: "You're kidding... right?"
normie 3: "It's... it's football. Didn't you grow up watching it?"
me: "Well, my dad did, but I never knew what was going on"
normie 2: "Just look at it, man, it's obvious."
normie 3: "Yeah, when the receiver gets the ball, he runs towards the-"
all three normies: "TOUCHDOWN! ALDKSHFKLAJDSFNKLJADSDFASPLKDJAKLSFHDSAJKLHFDAKSJFHADSKLJDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DSFKJADHSKLFDSAHJDFSA"
>everyone forgets I was asking questions and I just give up
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The basic rules of American football are so simple that the sub-80 IQ, CTE-addled mutants who play it are able to learn it when they're children. If you can't pick up the basics on your own after watching a single quarter of play, you should have yourself screened for a developmental disability.

Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
What baffles me is why society decided it’s okay for men to get so worked up about sportsball that things like their favorite team winning is cause for celebration and their favorite team losing is an excuse to be angry/sad/lash out.
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Cattle raids against the people across the river with the slightly different hair color and dialect are frowned upon for some reason these days, so sports give us an outlet for our instinctive tribalism and competitiveness. Your tribe beat some other shmuck's tribe in a competition, so you celebrate. It's not that complicated.

If you forced me out of my mother's basement and forced me to talk to someone, I'd rather it be a normalfag than whatever you think the alternative is. A normalfag won't understand when I try to talk to him about Moviebob's latest eugenics rant, but he also isn't going to force me to listen to an autistic rant about sergals or the culture war. We can just compromise and make small talk about his tribe beating my tribe at football.
 
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I've tried to talk to normies and I can not find any middle ground with them. all normies want to talk about is fag shit and how much black lives matter and how ritual child abuse is cool or whatever. I'm sorry I won't waste my time with people who will backstab me or talk shit behind my back over the most innocuous shit, so I've just decided to be a loner until I can find a single person who is halfway decent and doesn't see morality as grey. Fucking faggots man I'm tired of normies raping my time.
 
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Shart Attack said:
If you forced me out of my mother's basement and forced me to talk to someone, I'd rather it be a normalfag than whatever you think the alternative is. A normalfag won't understand when I try to talk to him about Moviebob's latest eugenics rant, but he also isn't going to force me to listen to an autistic rant about sergals or the culture war. We can just compromise and make small talk about his tribe beating my tribe at football.
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Culture war and sergals
Raging at work because "your" team lost

It really is a shame those are literally the only two options.

I don't think you got my point at all. I'm not talking about small talk, I'm talking about dudes who straight up rage like an autistic shit fit, even get into physical fights over it if it's their kids. It's not common or even looked upon well but it's something that gets played off as normal, expected, in contrast to, say, "sergals or the culture war."
 
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