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I think it has to do with Tommy Wiseau's bad acting in the room when he says "You're a chicken, cheeep cheep cheep cheep."
Idk. Only thing cringier than Amberlynn is her chat.
not doing good - 4/27/2019
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Idk. Only thing cringier than Amberlynn is her chat.
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Whose voice is that in the background with her? I don't keep up with who all lives in the fag shanty
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She did a stream a few months ago say she believed the Earth was flat. Since then she has been getting flack for it and now will be all coy when addressing it.
Someone asked if she binged, our gorl goes "I have not. So I take it you're new here" I cannnnoooottttt, I fucking love Smuglynn/Cuntylynn
Also she Dr. Google'd that melatonin totes causes depresshun and irritability. Everything makes sense! Fuck you Becky for buying those for Amber!
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Captain Ahab
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It’s mind-blowing how many megaobese people expect to lose weight in he blink of an eye. You can’t undo 28 years of bad choices in a few months. Right now she’s dropping weight fast because of how massive she is, but if she’s managed to drop below 300, things would go much slower. If this isn’t fast enough for her, I can’t imagine how she’ll react when her weight loss drops to a pound or two per week.
IMO it would take her at least 2 years to drop down to normal weight should she somehow manage to stay on track. That’s the very minimum. After that it’s probably another couple of years for her weight to stabilize. She’d most likely enter a cycle of gaining and losing weight. I’d be very surprised if she didn’t gain a single pound back. After that, there’s still more. Gotta have that skin removed. You can’t live with 50 lbs of skin hanging down to your knees.
All in all, it’s a very long process that will take her the rest of her 20’s and quite a bit of her 30’s, so buckle up, girl, you’re barely out of the driveway
IMO it would take her at least 2 years to drop down to normal weight should she somehow manage to stay on track. That’s the very minimum. After that it’s probably another couple of years for her weight to stabilize. She’d most likely enter a cycle of gaining and losing weight. I’d be very surprised if she didn’t gain a single pound back. After that, there’s still more. Gotta have that skin removed. You can’t live with 50 lbs of skin hanging down to your knees.
All in all, it’s a very long process that will take her the rest of her 20’s and quite a bit of her 30’s, so buckle up, girl, you’re barely out of the driveway
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She should be losing way more than a half pound a day though.
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There is no way on this round earth this Gargoyle is not binging steadily. She knows daily weigh-ins are not recommended, she knows weight fluctuates due to many factors. She knows all of this the only thing she doesn't know is besides the rampant fucking morons giving this behemoth money is this is part of her cycle.
So the ones PAYING her to not eat are essentially the ones BUYING her drugs for her. Good job you mongs. Their money could be used for real people in need yet, you are paying a woman who is happy with killing herself not to.. fuck outta here.
So the ones PAYING her to not eat are essentially the ones BUYING her drugs for her. Good job you mongs. Their money could be used for real people in need yet, you are paying a woman who is happy with killing herself not to.. fuck outta here.
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Twinky is over 19lbs confirmed.
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She claims to be eating 1800 calories a day, at her size she would absolutely be losing more than ~0.5lbs/day. It's basic physiology, this is a fact.
She is saying that people think 1800 is too low, she wants to eat less, she never wants to eat again. Prayeeng for anorexia saga as she slowly loses or begins to gain.
She is saying that people think 1800 is too low, she wants to eat less, she never wants to eat again. Prayeeng for anorexia saga as she slowly loses or begins to gain.
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To lose a pound of fat you need create a caloric deficit of at least 3,500 kcal. That assumes all the energy would come from your fat, which isn’t how into usually works. 3,500 per pound of fat is very optimistic. The TDEE of a 550-lb 28-year-old woman that doesn’t do any serious physical activity is around 3,500-4,000 kcal.
She’d have to literally eat nothing to lose a pound of fat per day. Half a pound is realistic and quite good. She could lose that eating about 2,000 kcal per day.
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PART 2 @666EVE666
+claims to be an inspiration to everyone
+everyone suggests pro-ana diet for her
+does 1800 calories a day
+claims that WW is "too much for her"
+"trust your body and no one else" (AN: it has really been serving her well)
+does not know if the Earth is round
+people suggest Lady Boss Protein Powders (I have to research this to see if it is another octagon scheme)
+wants to set up a PO box so people can shill their products
+unwilling to go on MSHPL
+"needs mods for her chat"
+never tried Jenny Craig
+is getting very greedy with her weight loss, does not understand that weight loss is a gradual process and fluctuations occur
+does not want to try juice fasting (does not want to engage in "fad dieting")
+is not open to WLS atm
+our gorl is grateful that she is more mobile than before
+"Count chemicals, not calories" more pseudoscientific bullshit
+does a 5 second google search and claims to find that melatonin causes depression and irritability (still more research than what she did for Optavia)
+is compared to Trisha Paytas (I AM SO SORRY TRISH)
+fails to pronounce the word deficiency
+someone offers to video chat with her to exercise with her, v sweet of someone (they must be new)
+Neckysaurus Rex calls Albert in the middle of the live, she is out seemingly buying a gift for someone, Amber thinks she was home
+is down 19 pounds in 16 days (I am very surprised, optimistic even?, unlikely though)
+people accuse Becky of cheating lmaooooooo
+going to a B-day party tomorrow, she is cooking her own meal in advance
+claims to know every reason as to why she has an eating disorder, what causes her to binge, etc. (Professorlynn is active today gorls)
+she claims to have "lost inches", supposedly measured herself
+19 pounds is the new 89 pounds (credits to the HXMBER channel, they commented)
+everyone believes that Becky went out to buy her binge food
+is totally okay with people not believing her bullshit, she will prove the haydurrrs wrong, she is feeling the glo-up
+Amber refers to herself as "Puff Mama"
+her most interesting friend is Rafe, according to Albert
MORE TO COME I DO NOT WANT TO LOSE MY PROGRESS SO I WILL MAKE ANOTHER PART
+claims to be an inspiration to everyone
+everyone suggests pro-ana diet for her
+does 1800 calories a day
+claims that WW is "too much for her"
+"trust your body and no one else" (AN: it has really been serving her well)
+does not know if the Earth is round
+people suggest Lady Boss Protein Powders (I have to research this to see if it is another octagon scheme)
+wants to set up a PO box so people can shill their products
+unwilling to go on MSHPL
+"needs mods for her chat"
+never tried Jenny Craig
+is getting very greedy with her weight loss, does not understand that weight loss is a gradual process and fluctuations occur
+does not want to try juice fasting (does not want to engage in "fad dieting")
+is not open to WLS atm
+our gorl is grateful that she is more mobile than before
+"Count chemicals, not calories" more pseudoscientific bullshit
+does a 5 second google search and claims to find that melatonin causes depression and irritability (still more research than what she did for Optavia)
+is compared to Trisha Paytas (I AM SO SORRY TRISH)
+fails to pronounce the word deficiency
+someone offers to video chat with her to exercise with her, v sweet of someone (they must be new)
+Neckysaurus Rex calls Albert in the middle of the live, she is out seemingly buying a gift for someone, Amber thinks she was home
+is down 19 pounds in 16 days (I am very surprised, optimistic even?, unlikely though)
+people accuse Becky of cheating lmaooooooo
+going to a B-day party tomorrow, she is cooking her own meal in advance
+claims to know every reason as to why she has an eating disorder, what causes her to binge, etc. (Professorlynn is active today gorls)
+she claims to have "lost inches", supposedly measured herself
+19 pounds is the new 89 pounds (credits to the HXMBER channel, they commented)
+everyone believes that Becky went out to buy her binge food
+is totally okay with people not believing her bullshit, she will prove the haydurrrs wrong, she is feeling the glo-up
+Amber refers to herself as "Puff Mama"
+her most interesting friend is Rafe, according to Albert
MORE TO COME I DO NOT WANT TO LOSE MY PROGRESS SO I WILL MAKE ANOTHER PART
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She doesn't seem to understand why people aren't sucking her dick for losing 19 pounds. While it may be the most she's lost in well over a year, at her size that's a drop in a bucket.
She doesn't know what ExLax is
It's chocolate, Amber. You'll like it.
She doesn't know what ExLax is
It's chocolate, Amber. You'll like it.Well that's not surprising. All the FAs will tell you how they gain weight eating only 800 calories a day, so yeah, 1800 will definitely pack on the pounds.
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Amberlynn defies the laws of thermodynamics so she can gain weight even though she’s eating under 1800 calories per day. She can absorb calories from the sun like a fucking Redwood tree.
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She is so fucking mobile she didnt know Necky wasnt home? Sure, Jan. Shes at Walmart stocking up on your binge items..
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Becky face timed her from Wal-Mart while "getting stuff for her nephews party" at the same time that amber is having a meltdown about .2 on the scale. Shes a horrible liar and got furious when someone mentioned it in chat.
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Ah, the hamplanet magic weight loss bullet strikes again. LOL. As long as she denies that this is a long term project, she's gonna fail her way to the morgue.
Just get a sleep study and a cpap, for fuck's sake, you're not going to cure sleep apnea with melatonin. And, they make sugar free gummies, for god's sake - i have a bottle, I use melatonin a couple of times a year, it's great stuff.
And sorry, boo boo, a typical dose of gummies is not making you maintain 550 lbs. Like Dr. No says, "You're not being honest wit us, it do not work like that. It makes no sense."
Another day, the same old hamplanetry.
Just get a sleep study and a cpap, for fuck's sake, you're not going to cure sleep apnea with melatonin. And, they make sugar free gummies, for god's sake - i have a bottle, I use melatonin a couple of times a year, it's great stuff.
And sorry, boo boo, a typical dose of gummies is not making you maintain 550 lbs. Like Dr. No says, "You're not being honest wit us, it do not work like that. It makes no sense."
Another day, the same old hamplanetry.
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The people giving her money need to be put in a home for the disabled. Seriously.
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Wow. She can't handle weight loss. She just can't. Even if she were legit trying and wasn't binging anymore, she'd eventually get to a point where it isn't so easy (yeah Amber this should be easy as fuck at your size) and it stops being linear and your period seriously fucks with your loss because of the hormones and water weight. None of which applies in any real way right now.
Blaming melatonin... you've got to be kidding me. It does have possible side effects that I'm sure she's eager to latch on to, though, whether they're real for her or not:
"Depression: Melatonin can make symptoms of depression worse.
Diabetes: Melatonin might increase blood sugar in people with diabetes. Monitor your blood sugar carefully, if you have diabetes and take melatonin.
High blood pressure: Melatonin can raise blood pressure in people who are taking certain medications to control blood pressure. Avoid using it."
Blaming melatonin... you've got to be kidding me. It does have possible side effects that I'm sure she's eager to latch on to, though, whether they're real for her or not:
"Depression: Melatonin can make symptoms of depression worse.
Diabetes: Melatonin might increase blood sugar in people with diabetes. Monitor your blood sugar carefully, if you have diabetes and take melatonin.
High blood pressure: Melatonin can raise blood pressure in people who are taking certain medications to control blood pressure. Avoid using it."