“Not your personal army” ok cool but where do I get one. - I want to drive the internet hate machine

[My Name is Ed]

I also want to know, I want to fight @Bees in a protracted military campaign.

 

[Xolanite]

Join reddit, and pretend you're a girl

That didn’t work for Maikky of rkappa

 

[Bees]

I asked the Internet for you ("Where can Bees get a personal Army?") and it responded with this!

I was like oh shit how did this poster know my name!

 

[lizardwizard]

become a minecraft youtuber

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

become a minecraft youtuber

make sure to also exclusively upload shorts because those can be pushed by the algorithm easier than normal videos

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Pewdiepie has his 9 years old army so just magically turn into him, that's how you do it.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Pewdiepie has his 9 years old army so just magically turn into him, that's how you do it.

Better yet, kill PewDiePie and wear his skin like Buffalo Bill

Best option though: create a botnet for extreme gayops

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

which has a military.

Emphasis on this
I tried running for the presidency of Costa Rica. Worst decision in my life. Not only did I lose spectacularly, I also found out a few days later that the socialist soyboys in that shithole country got rid of their military, so that the US could protect their pansy asses instead. Don't make the same mistake I did, for the love of Yaweh