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GenociderSyo said:
Personal Lolcow:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WdRihAJ3H9Q
www.snopes.com

Jewel Shuping Claims Psychologist Blinded Her with Drain Cleaner

A woman named Jewel Shuping claims a psychologist poured drain cleaner in her eyes to help her achieve her dream of blindness.
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She showed up in a support group for those who were blind that i was interning at and munchied off of them until they found out that she was using them to gain info on how to blind herself because supposedly she had BIID. I can't even explain how surreal it was when she showed up on the news and we found out why she really became blind and all her lies.
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"She was using them to gain info on how to blind herself"
Look, BIID is trannydom's more sanely treated cousin, but ffs how dumb can she be? Your eyes are one of your most fragile organs, it's really not hard to destroy or damage them beyond repair if you're crazy enough to want to/can resist the pain. I can think of at least seven ways off the top of my head. Also, just because I feel like making a point, why weren't all the troons rallying for doctors to cut out her eyes and give her "body correction surgery" for her dysphoria? (we all know the answer.)
 
My favorite is how this site exposed Jonathan Yaniv despite the best efforts of the social media networks.
 
no lie the sonichu tattoo happening brought so many people out, including someone who thought it was okay to post cp if it was spoilered and a tard who is afraid of asians
 
1. JessiSlaughter. The Cyberpolice will backtrace you and the consequences will never be the same!

2. Terry A. Davis (Rest in Peace) and the glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers.

3. SnakeThing/Levi Simmons pleading guilty and getting 20+ years in jail.

4. Sargon of Applebee's/Carl of Swindon single handedly killing the United Kingdom Independence Party because of he ran for public office on a platform about the white niggers, un-rapeable journalists, and "depends on the child" sentiments.

5. The Quarry King Saga

6. Last but certainly not least; our recent homegrown halal'd users. Remember to support your local lolcows in these trying times!
 
keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
"She was using them to gain info on how to blind herself"
Look, BIID is trannydom's more sanely treated cousin, but ffs how dumb can she be? Your eyes are one of your most fragile organs, it's really not hard to destroy or damage them beyond repair if you're crazy enough to want to/can resist the pain. I can think of at least seven ways off the top of my head. Also, just because I feel like making a point, why weren't all the troons rallying for doctors to cut out her eyes and give her "body correction surgery" for her dysphoria? (we all know the answer.)
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She had told the group she was already blind and needed help learning how to function independently but would never say how she was blind. She got kicked out due to other behaviors (don't know specifics i know there were complaints she was creepy and demanding personal info) then bam we see her on Dr. phil.

But yea she seemed to have a fetish about blindness.
 
4chan crazy guy Anti-Crack-kun got a thread, showed up in it, then managed to be so fucking spastic that he got the thread shut down.
 
My personal lolcow from distant history is RJC The Compendium.
I used to have been involved in the Shin Megami Tensei community for a while during 2015-2017ish, I wish I had a KF account back then because he would've made for a pretty decent thread in my opinion.
Here's a video to start you off:

RJC The Compendium (short: RJC) was a YouTube channel that was last active since mid 2018. He was relatively well known in the SMT community from a while back for being a lolcow in his own right.
He was a SMT/Persona-focused YouTuber who made videos about that series but the way he did them was just utter cringe. I don't think it was satire either, I think RJC genuinely has autism or something because the way he acts in his videos appear to be 100% serious.
I don't want to flood my post with YouTube links, I think checking out his channel organically is better but I have some highlights.
The first episode of his Persona 4 Let's Play had him visually blushing at Rise's bikini scene in the opening and later in the video he gets interrupted by what seems to be a relative who calls him a loser and tells him to get a job while RJC helplessly strives on in his gameplay.
Or that time when he became a Danganronpa fan and made a weird multi-part series where he himself plays a character from DR (in horrible cosplay as well) and has a bunch of randos wearing DR cosplay. I don't know jack shit about DR but I'm guessing he was trying to emulate the plot from that game?
And don't even get me started on The Post. The Post is the channel's (Grandpa? Uncle? Landlord? It was never made clear) deuteragonist who appears in most of his videos and he's an old boomer who's always sick of his shit. Imagine if CWC still lived with Bob and Barb died instead, that's RJC and The Post.
RJC had a Let's Play where he and The Post try to play Persona 3 Portable but The Post really doesn't give two-flying fucks about this weebshit and they constantly argue. Oh and he also made him play DR as well. If you ever wanted to see what an old Boomer and a weeaboo playing weeb games together was like, here you go.
The SMT fan community lapped him up and he was pretty much their resident lolcow until he mysteriously disappeared in 2018. Which was a shame. He wasn't trolled or interacted much within the community, but the community was definitely aware of him and they always memed about him. I think RJC even made an AMA and the community did interact with him on that level.
I'll always forever miss RJC, but he lives in my heart.
 
Here's a good current one. Chris Hansen is shilling Samsung knockoffs with gold stickers on them for Pablo Escobar's brother Roberto. That sentence is so fucking crazy I find it hard to believe even though I know it's true.



Why the fuck you scammin, why you always scammin, oooh oh my god, stop fucking scammin.

 
Pond Scum said:
I still say the peak of the thread was when people were taste-testing her (FitVeganGinger's) disgusting concoctions.
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Not only that, but I believe some Kiwis took her awful recipes and tried to make them with real food to show just how much better her recipes would be when prepared with normal food/ingredients and not the unsightly glop she tried to pass off sustenance.

REGENDarySumanai said:
I forgot about that along with Shaner's legendary threads about his foamer ass.
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The Shaner saga was one I followed regularly as a lurker until the stories of Shaner's lulzy behavior and antics at work (shared by Gook Choy, IIRC) were supplanted by the Kirby thing and lots of unnecessary failtrolling. That said, Shaner's mentioning @cumrobbery during an actual court proceeding was quite epic and might be a tough act to follow. :story: The Puffertons were also a nice byproduct of that thread thanks to @BOLDYSPICY!

Cosmos said:
The Trans Life Line fiasco and their attempts to set up a trans commune in the desert.
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It was really something that Greta (with Nina likely in tow) traveled cross country to visit dear leader and try to threaten him. Of course the fact Greta and Nina got removed from their positions within TLL for embezzling over $350k -- above what they were already receiving in salaries and any reimbursements -- was quite the highlight, especially when TLL's press release about their departure stated they had "transitioned" out of the organization.

Crass_and_Champ said:
3. La Zorra and everything about it. Are the troons still making stunning, brave sand castles out there in the desert?
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I believe La Zorra is all but abandoned now after Greta/Nina ran off what few people actually came to work there with them.
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My long time ago reminiscence is WoggleBugLover and her insistence that the Woggle-Bug is her waifu and nobody else in the world knows how to properly portray his character -- not even Baum himself -- along with the other :lunacy: that she's posted in her thread.
 
Your Weird Fetish said:
More of a community watch thing, but remember the Bioware Social Network? A hive of autism and waifufaggotry that has seldom been equaled. A community so embarassing that Bioware itself closed it down, leaving it to flood into tumblr and (more likely) furaffinity.

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Here a grown man recites a hokey planet of hats style fictional alien religious mantra at a funeral and thinks the stares he gets are approving.

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Perhaps its most infamous product, an autistic (and very wrong) attempt to glean what Tali's (a waifu alien from Mass Effect) sweat would taste like.

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We've also got proud degeneracy and bizarre worship of a large private corporation as a charitable entity.

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If my waifu can't have this specific kind of unique content, no one can!

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Islamic content

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Cringey fanart!

And don't think that it's just the regular users.

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This was their community manager.

A joke? Perhaps. But here he is perving on fake nerd waifubait C-lister Felicia Day.

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Yeah, yeah. Community manager is barely an actual position. You're right. Here's some developers:

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Oh god this brings back so many memories. This one dude was obsessed with Ashley, but also liked to powerlevel in his posts. I remember one time he went on about Ashley's romance and talked about skin contact with your partner and how he'd lay butt ass naked in bed with his girlfriend. Said user also talked about how he was some fat, bald, gangly looking German dude...so yeah that was a weird mental image. He also liked to talk about how he'd like it if Ashley was real and femdom'd him. Then there was this other dude with his own theory about how Mass Effect 3 would start and how he was so fucking smug about how totally right he was and you were an idiot for doubting his theory. Naturally it was complete fanfiction and he was BTFO'd by the actual end product (though to be fair 3's ending BTFO everyone).

Oh and I'll never forget this one fucking chick was so much like Vade in how she was the perfect tumblrina stereotype. In fact, in retrospect, she was the first real SJW I ran into right before that shit really got going in 2012/13. She was:
-Fat
-Ugly
-Anglo
-Had some lesbo internet relationship with another Bioware Forum member
-Wanted to move in with said lesbo
-Sounded a lot like Sarkeesian wrt female game characters; her quote being "I don't like my gender being objectified for laughs" or some tired shit
-Oh and of course she had daddy issues that she whined about on her tumblr blog. Because fucking of course :story:

@Your Weird Fetish I don't know if you have more screencaps, but if you do look for some frequent poster with a Samara the Justicar avatar; that'd be her. I'm positive some of her old postings are still good for a few chuckles. None of them are on the "Here's what Tali's sweat would taste like" level, but still.

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Yeah, yeah. Community manager is barely an actual position. You're right. Here's some developers:
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They were even worse after ME3's release. This is the kind of unprofessional attitude they didn't at all keep in check when everyone was telling them how god awful 3's ending was. They doubled down and antagonized the fans for daring to criticize their work -- remember how well that trend worked out for walking simulator indie devs? It's not at all surprising to see what happened with Andromeda when you consider this is how they were acting years before that disaster and before the woke SJW faggotry really took off. Of course the silver lining is that Andromeda's reception and fallout ended up being the comeuppance for gleefully pissing in the eyes of their fans. And Speaking of 3's ending, the salt from that entire kerfuffle was only eclipsed by Gamergate a year or so after ME3.

That forum really would have made an excellent Community Watch thread.
 
Randy Lahey said:
Adf said he was shot at on an intersection that didn’t even exist. If you typed the address into google maps you’d see that the streets he said it happened on don’t even intersect with each other.
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Why would you fabricate a shooting then?
 
Kiwi Lime Pie said:
That said, Shaner's mentioning @cumrobbery during an actual court proceeding was quite epic and might be a tough act to follow. :story:
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Getting some nearly 80 year old lawyer to demand to know if some member of the public was "cumrobbery" hasn't been beaten yet.
 
Leafy came back to YouTube last week:

Also on YouTube - Super Eyepatch Wolf managed to make a video on the modern state of Sonic the Hedgehog and its surrounding fandom without mentioning Chris or Sonichu which makes a nice change:
 
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