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Was it the half-evolved guy with the classes, crossed eyes, and rat teeth?
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- Feb 19, 2017
The whole breakdown of Shia LeBouf and the He Will Not Divide Us fiasco was pretty hilarious.
The only other former celebrities who out-crazy Shia and also have threads here would be Randy Quaid, Tila Tequila, and maybe Keith Olbermann.
The only other former celebrities who out-crazy Shia and also have threads here would be Randy Quaid, Tila Tequila, and maybe Keith Olbermann.
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- Oct 7, 2014
Lucas Werner was recently kicked out of his housing. He briefly went radio silent when the Covid lockdown began, but came back spewing urban word salads
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- Mar 9, 2019
The greatest game of capture the flag if there ever was one.
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- Aug 23, 2019
The time we were subpoenaed for information on a fagg0t was hilarious.
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Todd "N9OGL" Daugherty was a hilarious lolcow, as brief as his moment in the spotlight was. It's a shame his thread didn't go anywhere.
The Final Fantasy House is one of the OG Horrorcow stories and is probably one of the earliest examples of fandom going in a completely insane direction.
My Immortal and Christian Humber Reloaded are probably the peak of Web 1.5 fanfiction insanity in my opinion.
Honestly, there's a lot of lolcows I'd list as some of my favorites, or were involved in some of my favorite moments on the Farms. Hell, if you want to include stuff from the Web 1.0 and Web 1.5 or even the Historical Lolcows, there's a treasure trove of things worth mentioning.
The Final Fantasy House is one of the OG Horrorcow stories and is probably one of the earliest examples of fandom going in a completely insane direction.
My Immortal and Christian Humber Reloaded are probably the peak of Web 1.5 fanfiction insanity in my opinion.
Honestly, there's a lot of lolcows I'd list as some of my favorites, or were involved in some of my favorite moments on the Farms. Hell, if you want to include stuff from the Web 1.0 and Web 1.5 or even the Historical Lolcows, there's a treasure trove of things worth mentioning.
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Last year there was this hyper autistic nigga who kept PMing his friends unsolicited pictures of him almost naked except for a diaper, and sending us pictures of cartoon animals shitting themselves. This kid was 14 at the time, mind you, and I actually had to track him down and call his mother about it. Thank god he left.
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How spoiled we were. You don't realise that, until you're in lockdown. Sad. They were really golden times.
Today, I was trying to explain the WHO/Corona/CCP thing to someone. The only thing that came close in my head was this video.
And especially this quote :
Our Lord CWC said:
It made me think of simple, kinder, wonderfuler times. His wisdom was truly prescient.
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MY ANCESTORS ENSLAVED YOUR ANCESTERS!!! FUCKING OCTAROONS!!!!
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That blue hair chick he was with was so fucking gross. Wasn't she into zoosadist type kinks?
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we come from uganda
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She was into ageplay and adultery from what I remember, which makes it even more hilarious that she left mumkey for a child. Her flist got posted
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Actually, I recalled couple more.
That Killstream where Dick Masterson, Null, Metokur and others laughed at Corinne. Really made my day back then.
Levi Simons and that Cuban getting what they deserved.
Boogie's meltdown, especially that part with "trolls are worse than rapists, because at least rapists believe in rape".
LOOK HERE, LOOK LISTEN! APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FUCKING STOP IT, SO STOP GIVING FUCKING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT! Also, how Richie showed his high IQ by mixing social democracy and national socialism.
Metokur and his stream with David Stay. That was like watching brief summary of Evangelion from Alex Jones.
Chibi "getting mad" at his trolls for posting his "leaked" nudes and, well, posting his other nudes just to show that he isn't scared.
Terry and his rants about CIA NIGGERS. Rest in peace, king.
Carl and his adventures with UKIP. And I'm not talking about him running what's left of the party into the ground, no, but about him doubling down on his tweets, then becoming Rape man of England and trying to salvage it with "my wife's been raped" and "I was sexually assaulted".
Jordan Peterson and his incredibly poor attempt at attacking Marx by reading only Communist party manifesto while being high on benzos.
Metokur and Nick laughing at some elderly schizophrenic and his attempts at ruining Nick's reputation.
Bryan Dunn and his meltdown from the last year, when he went from asking forgiveness from Vidar and promising that he has changed to accusing people of being Fred Fuchs, TXT and Godwinson and crying for hours that he is going to leave this website for good in the matter of weeks.
That Killstream where Dick Masterson, Null, Metokur and others laughed at Corinne. Really made my day back then.
Levi Simons and that Cuban getting what they deserved.
Boogie's meltdown, especially that part with "trolls are worse than rapists, because at least rapists believe in rape".
LOOK HERE, LOOK LISTEN! APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FUCKING STOP IT, SO STOP GIVING FUCKING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT! Also, how Richie showed his high IQ by mixing social democracy and national socialism.
Metokur and his stream with David Stay. That was like watching brief summary of Evangelion from Alex Jones.
Chibi "getting mad" at his trolls for posting his "leaked" nudes and, well, posting his other nudes just to show that he isn't scared.
Terry and his rants about CIA NIGGERS. Rest in peace, king.
Carl and his adventures with UKIP. And I'm not talking about him running what's left of the party into the ground, no, but about him doubling down on his tweets, then becoming Rape man of England and trying to salvage it with "my wife's been raped" and "I was sexually assaulted".
Jordan Peterson and his incredibly poor attempt at attacking Marx by reading only Communist party manifesto while being high on benzos.
Metokur and Nick laughing at some elderly schizophrenic and his attempts at ruining Nick's reputation.
Bryan Dunn and his meltdown from the last year, when he went from asking forgiveness from Vidar and promising that he has changed to accusing people of being Fred Fuchs, TXT and Godwinson and crying for hours that he is going to leave this website for good in the matter of weeks.
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My favorite thing that ever happened in the Russ Greer thread was The Song of the Summer saga.
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Of the ones I actually remember:
- Chris getting his taint pierced and the Horrifying rating appearing for the first time (it is a metal piercing, not a dumbbell)
- The reveal of Weeping With Pity being Phil's pal Dusty and revealed what a tryhard sperg he really was
- The election of Donald Trump and the salt that has poured out of it nearly every day for the last four years
I'm sure I can remember more but I just finished a nine hour night shift so idk
- Chris getting his taint pierced and the Horrifying rating appearing for the first time (it is a metal piercing, not a dumbbell)
- The reveal of Weeping With Pity being Phil's pal Dusty and revealed what a tryhard sperg he really was
- The election of Donald Trump and the salt that has poured out of it nearly every day for the last four years
I'm sure I can remember more but I just finished a nine hour night shift so idk
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AIM AIM AIM
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Johnathon Ross AKA Effin Rawz going on the Killstream and getting torn to pieces for a full 40 minutes.
Sargon going on prime time television to explain to the British public that him making jokes about an MP getting raped was a meta-joke. Before signing off the presenter read out Tweets of people who said Carlgon reminded them of their rapist. Kino.
Sargon going on prime time television to explain to the British public that him making jokes about an MP getting raped was a meta-joke. Before signing off the presenter read out Tweets of people who said Carlgon reminded them of their rapist. Kino.
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Gregory James Averoe Jackson Onision behaving like tjchurch, bleating the same story over and over again, to an ever diminishing audience.
Rebecca Hernandez Gerber accepting an incredibly fancy all expensives paid Florida Disney vacation from her elderly adoptive parents only to shit on them constantly via Twitter throughout it. Also when she lost her job, so decided to become a stay at home parent, only to cancel the kid having plans and have an affair with an imaginary yet abusive lover via Twitter. Lol Becks.
And anytime Abby Brown returns.
Rebecca Hernandez Gerber accepting an incredibly fancy all expensives paid Florida Disney vacation from her elderly adoptive parents only to shit on them constantly via Twitter throughout it. Also when she lost her job, so decided to become a stay at home parent, only to cancel the kid having plans and have an affair with an imaginary yet abusive lover via Twitter. Lol Becks.
And anytime Abby Brown returns.
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