Nothing is happening

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
That time when the stalkee turned out to be more batshit crazy than the stalker, and how she revealed herself as the true villain. The entire lolsuit saga culminating in joining Kiwi Farms only to make the biggest fool of herself. Good times. My favorute lolcow saga hands down
 
I'm not so sure about this. The last time a bunch of autists conducted a social experiment, we ended up with the UnaBomber.
 
One of my favorite happenings is when Dillin Thomas pissed off a guy involved with Sonic Legacy and read his dolphin erotica. Then him and his friends had some tard rage and tried to strike Dillin’s twitter and YouTube.

They failed and some fatass by the name of Josh Hodginson acts like an autistic faggot and constantly gloats about “Dillin Bad”. He’s in kahoots with the Legacy people, despite how Hodgeson used to kiss Dillin’s ass.

So yeah, nothing’s happening.
 
One of the very first lolcows I ever read about was a Swedish pedo named Kimmo (aka: Kimbo) Johan Alm. Back in the day I used to frequent 4chan's /b/, like the edgy teen that I was, scrolling through the usual shitty threads (60's spiderman threads, forced longcat, EFG, and pedobear memes, girugamesh spam, etc.) until one day a new banner caught my eye.
alm.png

At first I just brushed off Moot's faggotry like I normally do, but after a few hours a question creeped into my mind, "Who was Kimmo, and what's the deal with this anontalk site that I kept seeing comments (read: spam) about?" I took to google and immediately found two ED pages which are surprisingly still around today, albeit with most of the images gone.

If you want a good summary of how hard this filthy Swede got trolled and (rightly) screwed over for being a disgusting pedo, both of those articles do a good job of covering the interesting bits.
 
H3H3 slowly revealing how much of a dirty snake he is and making a constant mockery of himself every month is always great. Nothing better than a guy in his mid 30s who looks like he's in his 50s, wearing adult toddler clothes giving shit hot takes on a painfully below average podcast, and getting into sperg fights with people on Twitter is fun to watch. His few loyal fans that he has left are also a treat to laugh at.
 
Pretty much everything involving Deagle Nation was hilarious. I started lurking around that time partly because of Jace's antics.

Romeo Rose's last known major baby tantrum on the forums was hilarious, as was the entire saga surrounding the mall ninja guy in the early part of the Weeb Wars.
 
Last edited:
Mumkey Jones' Eternally Accelerating Downward Spiral, even after he "recovered".
Or ProJared, whom many of us doubted, and has recovered for the most part (still needs to make up for that massive drop in subs though. May Jared produce in peace.)
 
Stapphire's entire thread was nostalgic from the start: some creature displaced out of tumblr circa 2013. The best bit, to me personally, was the possible spotting of the kermit peepeepoopoo chant ritual in the wild. Sometimes you forget these people exist in the real world.
 
The rise and fall of the Killstream from late 2018 - early 2019 was a memorable time. I don't think there'll be anything quite like it again.
Besides the Miami trip and the Mundane Matt episode, a noteworthy event that had drawn me in like a fly to shit was this:

In short, Andy gets a folder of CP and a tip from a group of idiots that there is a pedo ring on Instagram. Andy and Ralph recklessly stream their own investigation of this, exposing a Discord server implicated to be owned by the same Instagram group; the Discord is deleted shortly after.

The resulting shitstorm and the idea of Ralph possibly violating parole had me very entertained during my commutes, so I do cherish it a little bit.
 
Back
Top Bottom