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Watching 8chan self-immolate and return like a retarded phoenix has been pretty entertaining 8/v/ was pretty good
 
My first lolcow Kevin Havens, the doll fucker who was too poor to buy a real doll so he had a bunch of weird plushie fuck dolls, stole mannequins from department stores, and married a quadriplegic woman because she was "like a doll" -and also because he was using her for reduced rent housing. He used to have a blog where he posted creepy pictures of his meatball of a wife, his doll collection, and his goofy beet red face.
 
Traditional Catholic, America First Conservative, and hispanic savior of the white race Nick Fuentes going on a totally-not-gay bro-date with a guy named Lolisocks who dresses in anime sailor outfits and drinks out of a hollowed out horse dildo on livestreams.


They livestreamed the hangout. Adding music highlights the thick sexual tension.
 
Top 5:
1. https://youtu.be/GevY7tLRvcY
No one can convince me that a funnier Chris video exists.
2. Also, ADF bouncing and squeaking nonstop when we were down for a week, only to crash into slumber again, was pretty great. We got a lot of autistic art out of it.
3. La Zorra and everything about it. Are the troons still making stunning, brave sand castles out there in the desert?
4. The time the site came together as one to fuck with SolidMario.
5. The JustinRPG episode of "Mad at the Internet."
 
I don't follow DSP very much, but I'll always love the moment he inadvertently livestreams himself jacking off.
 
The Snakething stuff stands out for me, Not really a lolcow thing but it has tinged every interaction I've had with a furry since.
 
Richard Burnish, the surviving member of the old troll call in show "Jesus Chatline" had the first episode of his new show, the Ark yesterday. It's a successor to the Jesus Cjatline and a good one too.

 
One that stands out to me as a good memory will be the Coolbreeze88 thread where he essentially came to the GlitchedPuppet thread and a-logged (though tbh if anyone is gonna pick someone to a-log it wasn't a bad choice even if his reasons were petty) then started posting his own fanfiction and original stories with us then started this coalition to bring the Farms down. Supposedly Tommy Tooter was there in said coalition. Maybe I'm just biased because he faildoxed me and I thought that was the funniest shit, though.

The ice cream faildoxing was entertaining. Another thing I feel I had an accidental influence on because I suggested it a bit and then other people took it way too far by contacting every ice cream place in the Southeastern United States. That didn't have to do with lolcows, but I think it was a good wake up call for members of the site to remember that we're also terminally autistic.

ComeoutandJULAY said:
I joined the site before but didn’t start posting until after Trump’s election. Can’t believe we’re only months away from potentially another nationwide sperg out.
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Every presidential election I've been old enough to comprehend has ended with a nation-wide spergout, tbh. I was living in a predominantly Republican state both times Obama was elected and they reacted pretty much the same to him being elected. I heard shit about how they needed to do recounts and how Obama was going to bring terrorists over from Kenya, Afghanistan to kill us. Yes, they thought Kenya was part of Afghanistan. I'm not joking. At this point I just look forward to seeing people bitch and bitch about how their shitbag rich asshole didn't get put in office.

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The Snakething stuff stands out for me, Not really a lolcow thing but it has tinged every interaction I've had with a furry since.
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I think the moment that Snakething and Woof got thrown in jail were some of the most satisfying bits of content I've seen on the site. Not the funniest, because nothing was funny about that sick debacle, but it was nice to see the two worst offenders see some sort of justice.
 
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The ADF crotch chop saga is the first time I was invested in a currently unfolding lolcow saga, and nothing has quite topped it since.

Add on the fact that even now there’s still uncertainty as to whether or not it really happened - despite tons of circumstantial evidence suggesting it didn’t, there’s still multiple consistent photos from different angles containing shots of his tattoos that would be incredibly difficult for someone of his abilities to fake. There’s also the fact that the doctor who allegedly performed the surgery is allegedly a hack butcher which could possibly explain the aforementioned inconsistencies with the treatment. So who the hell knows what really happened?

The mystery of Phil’s Schodinger’s Dong will forever haunt my dreams.
 
So many hits, so many memories. Too lazy to drag the links back up for most of these, though.
  • That time @Dyn catfished The Golden Knight even though he had a girlfriend at the time. Dyn eventually revealed he was a dude after jerking TGK around for a while and Heather, TGK's girlfriend, broke up with him. Heather eventually joined the Farms as @GamerGirl140 to make fun of TGK and was a sweet girl who everyone liked; she was way too good for TGK. So basically the Farms saved a nice girl from a shitty and borderline abusive relationship.
  • FemaleGoodra's war with yours truly.
  • The Trans Life Line fiasco and their attempts to set up a trans commune in the desert.
  • DSP getting catfished .
  • The #ChangeTheChannel/Channel Awesome implosion.
  • Russell Greer being late to his court appointment for suing Taylor Swift (or something like that) as Kiwis in the courthouse liveblogged it.
  • Nick Bate finally getting thrown in prison for molesting his sister.
  • The entire Deagle Nation saga, especially Operation Wupocalypse.
  • Coolbreeze88 trying to turn Kiwi Farms into his personal army
I'm sure I'll think of more later.
 
Oh and one of my favorite moments is the shit show that went down with the zoosadists and Melinda Scott posting on her own fucking thread.
 
Old Things:
- Stephanie Cianfriglia pissing in her fathers coffee cup to curse him and make him hurt for his terrible crimes of being old and trying to parent her goofy sped ass by making her clean up after herself and take some responsibility for herself

- Russell Greer being thoroughly convinced that rape is only rape because it's illegal, and that if he made it illegal for a woman to say no to him, raping her would be legal, and therefor not rape, and if she doesn't like that he's raping her she can just close her eyes

New Things:
- Stephanie describing seriously concerning health symptoms in her father (confusion, mood swings, memory loss) and concluding that her father forgets really important things and can't follow conversations just to spite her, because even though he adopted her and raised her from a spedly little baby tard into a full grown tard adult and continues to take care of her despite her being 31, he hates her, and wants her to die

- Stephanie also recently had to go to her room and throw a massive tantrum, beating up her pillows and screaming out her rage, because her Dad cried. Why was he crying? Because her mother has cancer again, but according to Stephanie it's not like its even bad cancer, it's just tumors in her uterus, during a pandemic, while she's already immunocompromised, but he's overreacting and it pisses her off.

- Russell is being charged with electronic harassment and does not care even a little, he hasn't mentioned it even once and is still openly harassing women, including calling an ex-marine(?) a shitty person and a disgrace to the military because she didn't answer his DMs and her friends made fun of his desperate, thirsty texts
 
I remember this one day. I was sitting at Wendy's eating lunch after a job interview. I decided to pull out my phone and go on the Farms. Only to find an absolute shitshow caused by someone claiming to have Jimbo Metokur's doxxxx. Some fag calling xirself Princess Tinkle Panties.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
One of my favorite happenings is when Dillin Thomas pissed off a guy involved with Sonic Legacy and read his dolphin erotica. Then him and his friends had some tard rage and tried to strike Dillin’s twitter and YouTube.

They failed and some fatass by the name of Josh Hodginson acts like an autistic faggot and constantly gloats about “Dillin Bad”. He’s in kahoots with the Legacy people, despite how Hodgeson used to kiss Dillin’s ass.

So yeah, nothing’s happening.
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Yeah, I remember it like it was last week. Except, that's not how it happened, like, at all. Good effort trying to shitpost, tho! If it weren't for the fact that we've already worked everything out, I might actually take time to explain how wrong your post is, but since we have, and there's obviously no need to, I won't. :]
 
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