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cogsworth said:
- Russell is being charged with electronic harassment and does not care even a little, he hasn't mentioned it even once and is still openly harassing women, including calling an ex-marine(?) a shitty person and a disgrace to the military because she didn't answer his DMs and her friends made fun of his desperate, thirsty texts
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Greer actually brought me to the Farms, but he never does anything new. It's the same tired schtick.

The best cows are somewhat creative in their ways, I reckon.
 
Smugruko's fall from grace after being caught faking screenshots and ERPing with randos and the skeptic community sans June basically shitting the bed after Candid (especially Kraut, Sargon and Matt) happen to be the most amusing and my favorite moments.
 
Something that happened a long time ago...

I remember watching some of Terry Davis’ videos and streams, What he did was impressive but he was so batshit insane it was hysterical; and then it stopped being funny. I think watching his fall changed me fundamentally, because he made it seem like we’re all so close to the edge of insanity... After all, he used to be normal. Perhaps he was even a genius, until his slide into madness, Who knows what it takes, genes? A bump on the head in the wrong way?

Is it better to desperately live on knowing you’re helplessly derange, or to welcome the sweet embrace of eternal sleep? His last video was cryptic, but I think he was lucid in the end. It hurts to think he stepped in front of that train but maybe that was the first decision he made as himself in years. It’s impossible to know with certainty the circumstance of his death, but I hope he finally took control of his life as his last choice alive.

His saga was the only time I’ve been sad on the internet, and I’ll pour one out for him tonight, Rest in peace, Terry A. Davis
 
Most of today's Kiwis are probably too new to remember this one, but I'd like to harken back to the dawn of the Tumblr cow threads that necessitated the creation of a separate board for them. A time when the forum was hungering for content in the middle of a Chris-Chan drought.

I'm talking, of course, about Vade. Tumblr personified, and a pig so unlikable even Null took personal interest in fucking with this bitch.

Five hundred pages is a bit much, but thankfully @Jaimas created an excellent collection of articles on the lolcow wiki that are definitely worth a read. lolcow wiki is kill and I didn't even get to say goodbye...

Honestly it feels a bit weird looking back at her antics that seemed so bizarre at the time, but now I feel would just blend right in in the internet of 2020.
 
Moviebob’s superior future meltdown after trump won was the stuff of legend
 
One has to be DSP accruing 1200 viewers on his Switch unboxing stream only to say 'nah, it's 9:30pm' to one of his largest ever captive audiences and decide to not play Breath of the Wild for a while like they were begging him to.

The Grim Reaper refusing to let Jace die was classic too.

Chris pretending to be Liquid and refusing to say anything bad about Solid.
 
Brianna Wu's run for congress was sorta a slow burn, but it has some great moments. The Warren Lynch in all his involvement especially on the farms was pretty unique. Then the boston globe outing him and then only correcting that he "identifies" as a woman was pretty great. I didn't care about gamergate when it went down, but it's pretty fun to now see it through the lens of the countless failures that it spawned.
 
Speaking of KoP, I remember back when Warski was doing his IRL streaming in Florida Bryan actually stopped by for a chat. He—no joke—spent the time he had asking Andy about Internet drama shit like Ralph’s problems with Dispatch or something in real fucking life. And this was in this huge public area with kids roaming around and shit. It was some of the cringiest shit ever.

Oh yeah, and I remember when it turned out he had his own “DADDY NO” moment as well and he wouldn’t stop digging himself deeper and deeper after the fact.

On a different note, the iDubbbz drama only became interesting to me when Leafy came back to essentially laugh in his face a couple of times.
 
Cosmos said:
So basically the Farms saved a nice girl from a shitty and borderline abusive relationship.
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Nah you all don't get to bully me for my outspoken feminism on a daily basis then try to swoop in and take credit for it at the same time. I saved her singlehanded and that's why I'm a feminist icon and basically a superhero to all women.
 
How Maddox started as a Web 1.0 humor icon, with a website held up as a paragon of the humor of the time and a relatively successful (and funny) book.
How he failed MISERABLY to adapt to YouTube and pretty much the entire internet post-2006, due largely to being a balding Armenian.
How he staged an astounding comeback in a new medium, in the process lifting up other comedians including, notably, Dick Masterson.
How he proceeded to suck such an unfathomable amount of cock that he ruined the only good thing he had made in the last decade, creating a vacuum that Dick filled by dramatically surpassing the old show. Bonus round, his incredibly pathetic lawsuit was so amusing to everyone around him that covering it launched ANOTHER internet career in Nick Rekeita's ascendancy - again, far beyond what Maddox has.

And all of his cuckoldry has been so immense that it revealed how his persona, originally thought to be a comedic exaggeration, was instead built on the bitter impotence of a man destined to always suck and fail. So dramatic is his suckitude that it retroactively ruins every piece of entertainment that he has ever created, excepting only the things that are ironically funny at his expense.
 
Joined the farms because of GlitchedPuppet's thread, recently the discord logs with the attack therapy shit has held my interest. I think I like art cows the most like rcdart and Glip, too bad they don't do a whole lot now. I've been sticking to the SJW art thread and the similar one for furry shit to get my daily dose of horror.
 
The Alex Mauer saga. The mentally unhinged composer for the video game Star Mazer, who tried to solve a contract dispute and fucking it up in such a way that only a troon could by spamming YouTubers with DMCA strikes.
 
Jace might be the highlight of the site. I mean, I love all you autists and hanging out with y'all, but Deagle Nation was a magical experience before Jace pulled the curtain down.




This is probably the video that introduced me to Jace.

ComeoutandJULAY said:
#ChangeTheChannel and all of it coming to a head with the JewWario shit coming out was something truly magical. Same with Lupa losing her fucking shit afterwards all because Brad made the horrible decision to not leave the site.
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Change the Channel was amazing when the revelations about JewWario were coming out.
 
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