Now that Chris-Chan's story is coming to a conclusion, who/what should be in the movie about his life?

FinnSven said:
No, the intention is to make a film which would be deliberately offensive to a certain section of society.

I am thinking avant-garde art house shock picture, rather than a wacky comedy.

Please credit me with a certain level of self absorbed sophistication in my movie pictures!
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Write it then.

So much "haha it'd be so funny if someone made a movie about chris" and i don't see a single spec script.
 
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I think the first act of the movie should explain his love quest and intentionally show Chris as a senstive young man in search of love. Avoiding any events that portray him negatively on purpose to fool the audience but let on subtle messages that only knowledgeable christorians would spot.

The second act now focuses on Christine post troon shit shenanigans but again the movie will fool the audience and try to make them believe that this is a different person. (This is why young Chris is played by Leonardo DiCaprio and post troon Chris will be played by Whoopi Goldberg)

The final act will consolidate the merge and it will also include Christine and his delusions as real to the audience. Showing us 3d Sonichu and all that shit and it will end with Chris commiting suicide or something , completing the merge.
 
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WinchesterPremium said:
No because that is retarded.
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And that kind of thinking is why a film about chris will never get made. Everyone just treats it like a joke and suggests autistic shit like whoopi goldberg playing chris. If you try to have a serious discussion about creating a film about chris, you get shut down by sperglords who are incapable of taking anything even remotely seriously.
 
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Undersideofcwcspillow said:
And that kind of thinking is why a film about chris will never get made. Everyone just treats it like a joke and suggests autistic shit like whoopi goldberg playing chris. If you try to have a serious discussion about creating a film about chris, you get shut down by sperglords who are incapable of taking anything even remotely seriously.
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No it doesn't get anywhere because it is a retarded idea. Nobody with any talent will touch it. Everyone without talent won't put the effort in.

Everyone treats it as a joke because it is a joke.
 
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WinchesterPremium said:
No it doesn't get anywhere because it is a retarded idea. Nobody with any talent will touch it. Everyone without talent won't put the effort in.

Everyone treats it as a joke because it is a joke.
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Or, get this, nobody brainstorms and tries to come up with a genuine effort because of shitty negative attitudes like yours.

"No one will put the effort in." What the fuck do you think I'm trying to do you dense fuck?
 
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It should be a made-for-TV miniseries that covers the Golden Age/Classic Chris. If it got good reviews (unlikely) there'd be another season for the early Tomgirl years (2012-2015, ends with fire probably), late Tomgirl/Financhu Crisis (2015-2019) and a special finale with the Merge.


It will be a dramatization, so some events that happened simultaneously,
like Clyde Cash and BlueSpike, will be sequential in the show. Some events are a little out of order.

First episode starts with babysitter incident, Sonic Sweepstakes, gal pals at Manchester High, Tale of the Cray Pacer, and meeting Megan.
Second episode starts with Stackhouse Saga, ends with SheCameForCWC.
Third is BlueSpike, Clyde Cash, and ends with Chris first learning about Liquid. BlueSpike and Clyde Cash are composited into one person. So are Ivy, PandaHalo, Ends with Cleveland Trip.

Fourth is mainly Liquid and Jackie, and ends with Game Place incident. Alec Benson Leary and Asperchu are left out because Liquid is more important. Jackie is the WallFlower because too much other shit was happening when the real Wallflower incident happened.

Fifth is Bob's death, early Tomgirl years, consequences of the Game Place, and ends with the fire. I think that's a good stopping point.
 
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The Sonichu segments and all the visual effects should be made in the Philippines with a similar style to Daig Kayo ng Lola Ko (My Grandma is Cooler Than You).

They literally have worse green screen effects than The Room while having backgrounds drawn on MS Paint. Their stop tricks are even worse than silent films from over 100 years ago. They literally use Comic Sans as an unironic font. The music is MIDI that sounds straight out of a '90s edutainment game. The makeup and some of the visual effects are even more uncanny with even more nightmare faces than Cats 2019, Dear Evan Hansen 2021 and Cruelty Squad combined. Their CGI is even worse than Sega Genesis graphics, let alone PSone graphics. Their audio is even more broken than YouTube Poops, which are often supposed to sound broken on purpose. Their editing is even worse than videos from the earliest days of YouTube. The episodes are even blatantly unfinished, devolving into crudely-animated storyboards at points probably because they could no longer film more footage or to pad out the runtime. And to add to the obvious beta vibes, the video and the effects often glitch out. I swear Cyberpunk 2077 released in a more finished state than any episode in this show.

And to top it all off, they have tons of copyright infringement. You can't last an episode without seeing a blatantly stolen/pirated asset. They also have tons of broken Engrish that sounds like it came straight out of a Chinese bootleg hentai. The Philippines is one of the big three countries in piracy, alongside China and Russia.
To let you know one of the stolen assets, they stole the CLANG from Berserk 2016 in one of the episodes, and they regularly steal sound effects from John Romero's Daikatana (which is actually a bit of a cult classic in the Philippines).

They also have some racism thrown here and there, while they actively endorse said racism.

It looks like the most elaborate shitpost/dank meme known to man and I love it. Or it looks like a postmodern arthouse experiment to break and/or subvert every filmmaking rule to make audiences laugh.

Look at this and try to retain your sanity.

That said, the terrible production quality of this show and their sheer lack of concern over copyright makes the team behind it the perfect people to adapt Sonichu and to animate Chris Chan's delusions in film.

Hell, maybe they can even handle the production of the films while hiring American actors so as not to yellowwash everyone.
The budget would mostly go to the actors, while the bulk of the production would be done by a Filipino team doing their worst so they could faithfully recreate the failures of Chris Chan.
 
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Chris Chan's tale will never come to a close

Because autism is a war without end

And war...

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War never changes....
 
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The handsome tard said:
Chris Chan's tale will never come to a close

Because autism is a war without end

And war...

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War never changes....
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Plus it's not like he's going to suddenly leave the internet forever, he thrived off of the attention he got from white knights and enablers over the years ( especially when he made his second twitter account to circumvent being blocked by notable bronies), it was his major outlet for delusional jargon, boasting about himself and complaining about things like the jerkops and dah haters/non-believers whenever he felt like it.

The only ways to prevent him from communicating with the online world would be if access to his social media was revoked in his sentence or he does actually end up with some sort of tard wrangler and his internet activities will be monitored for a designated period of time.
 
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How would we go about the Chris raping Barb scene? Should it just be implied, or do we go full-on The Accused with it?
 
Chris Chan - Paul Dano
Bob - Clint Eastwood
Barb - Rene Zellweger
Pickle Man - Denzel Washington
Clyde Cash - 90s Ralph Macchio with a lot of hair gel
Liquid - Timothy Chalamet
Casey - Lena Dunham
Bluespike - Gaten Matarazzo
Vanessa Hudgens - Vanessa Hudgens
Michael Snyder - John Turturro
Mary Lee Walsh -
Sonichu - Charlie Day
Gal pal crew - Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, and Amanda Seyfried


The movie chronicle Chris' life through the lens of his own eyes. It would start being completely real and as the movie goes on things would become more and more CWCville; Roger Rabbit style with all of the art being in Chris' exact style. The end of it is him getting stuffed in the cop car, everything except for him being a cartoon, as he yells "THE MERGE IS ON" he becomes a cartoon himself. He takes a sip out of a XXXXL straw, and the screen fades to black.
 
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