Now that Chris-Chan's story is coming to a conclusion, who/what should be in the movie about his life?

That would be a lot to condense. I'd say a mini-series would be better. But if it had to be a movie, then the beginning should focus on his teenage/college years. Then a focus on the Sonichu comic, his dads death and becoming a troon. The climax of the film should be him raping his mother. The conclusion can be his arrest and jail sentence.
 
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Here is my movie Idea.
Chris is in highschool drawing horrible sonichu comics that everyone inexplicably loves. The popular girl julie especially so. Then one day Chris is walking by the bottom of a staircase and BOOM "peace and love" BOOM its Liquid Chris. Liquid then begins to expertly impersonate chris and he quickly becomes the most popular guy at school. Then Chris in an effort to prove he is the real one totally humiliates himself before the whole school. Crestfallen our hero decides to quit drawing sonichu forever but then he finds out that liquid chris is evil. Chris comes back with the full power of sonichu and ultimately prevails in defeating Liquid Chris. Totally redeemed in the eyes of his classmates, woman at his side, he raises his sword to the sun and screams
"SONICHU POWER"
 
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Punished Brent said:
Here is my movie Idea.
Chris is in highschool drawing horrible sonichu comics that everyone inexplicably loves. The popular girl julie especially so. Then one day Chris is walking by the bottom of a staircase and BOOM "peace and love" BOOM its Liquid Chris. Liquid then begins to expertly impersonate chris and he quickly becomes the most popular guy at school. Then Chris in an effort to prove he is the real one totally humiliates himself before the whole school. Crestfallen our hero decides to quit drawing sonichu forever but then he finds out that liquid chris is evil. Chris comes back with the full power of sonichu and ultimately prevails in defeating Liquid Chris. Totally redeemed in the eyes of his classmates, woman at his side, he raises his sword to the sun and screams
"SONICHU POWER"
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Are you sure Chris didn't write that?
 
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Punished Brent said:
Here is my movie Idea.
Chris is in highschool drawing horrible sonichu comics that everyone inexplicably loves. The popular girl julie especially so. Then one day Chris is walking by the bottom of a staircase and BOOM "peace and love" BOOM its Liquid Chris. Liquid then begins to expertly impersonate chris and he quickly becomes the most popular guy at school. Then Chris in an effort to prove he is the real one totally humiliates himself before the whole school. Crestfallen our hero decides to quit drawing sonichu forever but then he finds out that liquid chris is evil. Chris comes back with the full power of sonichu and ultimately prevails in defeating Liquid Chris. Totally redeemed in the eyes of his classmates, woman at his side, he raises his sword to the sun and screams
"SONICHU POWER"
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...And then he wakes up in his cell.
 
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It should end like a certain movie I forget the name of. He walks out of jail in full autism regalia, sentenced to be released due to being disabled. As soon as he's out of sight he tears off his vestiges of autism one by one while still walking; items of snotted up retard clothes get dropped and finally his medallion gets thrown in a trash can. With each step of his walk he gets less autism-y and more masculine, comfortable in his own body.

The camera cuts back to the primary investigator's face. He's examining clues about CWC. His face lights up. He's finally discovered CWC is in fact not an autist - but an evil genius!

The camera cuts back to CWC, who now lights up a cigarette and jumps in a cool convertible car with his waiting hot boyfriend-free girl mother, who we now see has also faked her disability and age. She's a MILF. They drive off. Fade to black.
 
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Undersideofcwcspillow said:
People also keep acting like chris's entire life can be adapted into a film, when really just a few days in his life is enough to fill up 2 hours.

Also, like you said, a general moviegoing audience would give 0 fucks about chris. A movie that's nothing but memes and references to obscure shit would be horrible.

The best thing to do would be a broad strokes film that uses a lot of chris's behavior and personality but makes it accessible to the average viewer.
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People said the same thing about adapting The Lord of the Rings and Dune into one two-hour movie and said it couldn't be done.
Hell, David Lynch's Dune was heavily trimmed down from five hours to just over two hours by executives.

Good directors like Peter Jackson and Denis Villeneuve knew it couldn't be done as a single two-hour film, so Peter Jackson made The Lord of the Rings a trilogy with each film being over three hours long, while Denis Villeneuve's Dune is being made as a trilogy with the first film adapting the first half of the first book; the second film will adapt the second half of the first book; and the third film will adapt Dune Messiah, the second book. And the universes of these epics have expanded into The Hobbit Trilogy (adapting The Hobbit, which is a fairly short kids' fantasy novel, but it also adapts elements of The Silmarilion and The Appendices of The Lord of the Rings to justify a trilogy of three-hour films) and Dune: The Sisterhood TV series, respectively. The Rings of Power is set in an alternate universe from Peter Jackson's films.

If epics like The Lord of the Rings and Dune can be adapted into film, then the Chris Chan Saga can be adapted into film.
Just, don't cram everything into one two-hour movie. The Chris Chan legend has to be adapted into nine films that are around six hours long each.
 
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I would say the film has to end where Chris Chan is arrested and locked up.

The film would have to begin where Leonard Bearstein calls him "Christian".
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Nah! We already have the ending. They just have to work backwards from it. Think this, but with more cartoon characters. roger Rabbit Style
 
Featured in unused b-roll for a remake of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, from his brief (maybe) stint in a state mental hospital.
 
Directed by Sia, with Maddie Ziegler as Chris Chan and Kate Hudson as Barb.
 
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SuperPooperTrooper said:
Honestly Chris’s story won’t be done until the YouTube channels like Dillon Thomas and that fat retard Gibi are done milking him for content and we all know Gibi will never stop trying to suckle at Chris’s disgusting tits
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Acksually, it's Comic Code not Shillin Thomas. In his Feb 24th community post he's claiming never to do sonichu or chris content with it being archived. Due to not liking his toxic, edgy, racist old videos because its not PC. Definitely not because rouge mocked his channel, his poor treatment of birbs, and his grindr acc. Starting the 3rd of March he's also deleting anything with Jesse Pajamas.
 
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I swear she's 18 said:
Acksually, it's Comic Code not Shillin Thomas. In his Feb 24th community post he's claiming never to do sonichu or chris content with it being archived. Due to not liking his toxic, edgy, racist old videos because its not PC. Definitely not because rouge mocked his channel, his poor treatment of birbs, and his grindr acc. Starting the 3rd of March he's also deleting anything with Jesse Pajamas.
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I didn’t even know that he rebranded cause I found his shit boring and his voice annoying as shit. It’s one think to decide to stop the edgy humor cause you’re not good at it but for Dillin to milk Chris for low tier content and then act like he’s turned over a new life after Chris goes to jail makes him a pathetic faggot.
 
忠勇真 said:
Just, don't cram everything into one two-hour movie. The Chris Chan legend has to be adapted into nine films that are around six hours long each.
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Nobody wants that. The real world is not Kiwifarms. The number of people who would watch a 6 hour long films about chris is miniscule.

Besides that, you can't get a 6 hour film out of Chris, much less 9 of them. It'd be the most boring, repetitive crap ever produced.

Just because something is entertaining and funny and dramatic doesn't mean it'd be a good film.

The best approach is to just pick a particularly eventful moment in Chris's life and make a film loosely based on it. Christorians can still enjoy it, but it can also be distanced enough from the rest of Chris's life that a moviegoing audience can enjoy it.
 
Undersideofcwcspillow said:
Nobody wants that. The real world is not Kiwifarms. The number of people who would watch a 6 hour long films about chris is miniscule.

Besides that, you can't get a 6 hour film out of Chris, much less 9 of them. It'd be the most boring, repetitive crap ever produced.

Just because something is entertaining and funny and dramatic doesn't mean it'd be a good film.

The best approach is to just pick a particularly eventful moment in Chris's life and make a film loosely based on it. Christorians can still enjoy it, but it can also be distanced enough from the rest of Chris's life that a moviegoing audience can enjoy it.
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In that case it should be a “based on a true story” affair.

Focus on him being a brony, childish, trooning out, fucking his mother and stalking, harassing and pestering women.

Imply strongly that these are all related to and symptoms of gender dysphoria.

Sit back and laugh at all the screeching, anger and various emotional meltdowns it causes from all the expected quarters.
 
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In that case it should be a “based on a true story” affair.

Focus on him being a brony, childish, trooning out, fucking his mother and stalking, harassing and pestering women.

Imply strongly that these are all related to and symptoms of gender dysphoria.

Sit back and laugh at all the screeching, anger and various emotional meltdowns it causes from all the expected quarters.
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"Haha sit and laugh at the autistic weirdo" isn't a movie people want.

Harassing and pestering women, using sockpuppets, being childish. Those are filmable concepts that actually draw audiences. People like thrillers.

If you are under the impression that the point of films like Joker is to laugh at "haha man act stupid haha dumb weirdo" then you are in the minority.

"Autistic man shits himself and gets bullied" isn't a comedy anyone except Christorians would go see.
 
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Undersideofcwcspillow said:
"Haha sit and laugh at the autistic weirdo" isn't a movie people want.

Harassing and pestering women, using sockpuppets, being childish. Those are filmable concepts that actually draw audiences. People like thrillers.

If you are under the impression that the point of films like Joker is to laugh at "haha man act stupid haha dumb weirdo" then you are in the minority.

"Autistic man shits himself and gets bullied" isn't a comedy anyone except Christorians would go see.
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No, the intention is to make a film which would be deliberately offensive to a certain section of society.

I am thinking avant-garde art house shock picture, rather than a wacky comedy.

Please credit me with a certain level of self absorbed sophistication in my movie pictures!
 
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