Now that Chris-Chan's story is coming to a conclusion, who/what should be in the movie about his life?

[Absurdity]

Chris Chan: Dimensional Merge of Madness
A Dario Argento Film

Starring:

Jimmy Bennet as Christian Christina Weston Chandler
Asia Argento as Barbara Chandler
Dario Argento as Robert Chandler

and introducing New Zealand's greatest comedic duo:
Joseph Moore as Joshua Moon
Laura Daniel as Candice Lynn Potter

Original Soundtrack by Two Hearts:

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I just had an epiphany.

Chris Elliot as Chris. Wasn't he in a show on Fox where the whole premise was that he was an autistic retard that lived with his parents?

 

[Vyxenn]

Danny DeVito should be Bob.

 

[C0d3]

you should keep making threads with what if questions since theres not enough.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/who-would-you-cast-in-a-movie-based-on-chris-life.27017/

 

[Sonitistic]

Elliot Page as Chris Chan
Stacy Keach as Bob
Kathy Bates as Barb
Joaquin Phoenix as Sonichu*

Sonichu will be played as a man in a scruffy Sonichu outfit that only Chris can see, much like Donnie Darko. In the beginning Sonichu is the voice of reason. As the movie goes on he gets less helpful and more twisted as Chris' own distinction of right and wrong become blurred.

 

[DimitryPidarBlyat]

Christian Bale as Chris
Robert DeNiro as Bob
Kathy Bates as Barbara
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Sonichu (I think it would be fucking hilarious)

I don't know why, but I kinda want Martin Scorsese to direct. Maybe he'll turn it into a mob movie somehow.

 

[Tinten]

So, with The Chris Chan Show reaching what seems to be its final season, it seems inevitable that someone will pick up his life story and turn it into a movie. The internet will probably get to it first, but I can easily see an actual studio picking it up and making a crummy made for TV movie, and possibly remaking it into a big budget film in a few years or so.

Hell, there will probably be several movies made about him. I can see at least two likely ways a film about Chris could go:
1. An apologetic film made by social justice warriors that paints Chris as a sympathetic figure driven to madness by evil trolls.
2. A movie that acts as a cautionary tale of one man's decent into madness, driven entirely by his own poor choices while interacting with trolls.
Chances are, both versions of his story will be made eventually.

Given the vast cast of characters in Chris's story, what actors should be cast in the various roles, like Bob, Clyde Cash, Mary Lee Walsh, or the voice of Sonichu? Maybe Null should have a cameo?
And which events or Sagas are the most important for telling his story?

This is one of the most fucking retarded CWC threads I've seen in a while. That being said, I will give you this one thing; Chris is an undeniably extremely interesting person, who may get some gouchy Netflix documentary or some sort, now that he has finally shattered the mainstream again.

 

[Kiwisee]

It should be a series put on Netflix

 

[Rotollo 2]

Billy Murry should play Chris

 

[Jason Wynn]

Chris Burke as Chris
Kathy Bates as Barb
Gary Busey as Bob
Michael Stipe as Cole
Fairuza Balk as Megan
Paul Reubens as the voice of Sonichu

 

[Jotchua]

I think the name change should be very stylized almost filmed in such a way it resembles a significant part with many fast cuts between young chris and the bear.

 

[Sonitistic]

Chris Burke as Chris
Kathy Bates as Barb
Gary Busey as Bob
Michael Stipe as Cole
Fairuza Balk as Megan
Paul Reubens as the voice of Sonichu

Megan is the role Fairuza Balk was born to play.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

2. A movie that acts as a cautionary tale of one man's decent into madness, driven entirely by his own poor choices while interacting with trolls.

this. or what i imagine the new joker movie that I never seen was like

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Has anyone mentioned Shia LaBeouf? I mean, no-one unintentionally lolcows harder than that guy.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

I don't know, but you can have Brad Pitt star as me since he was voted sexiest man alive.

 

[AsianChris]

The story will end when Chris dies. At best, if he survives at all, we can get an hiatus untill his parole.

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

Ryan Gosling as Chris

 

[Product Placement]

I expect a 6 part Netflix documentary instead.
But if there was a movie here is the cast
Jesse Plemons for Chris age 20 til now
John C. Reilly for Chris 20 years in the future
Al Pacino as Bob (Harry Dean Stanton would have been perfect for the role, but think Pacino could pull it off)
Glenn Close as Barbara
Bobcat Goldthwait as Cole Smithey
Paul Dano as Liquid Chris
Olivia Cooke as Megan
Annette Bening as Mary Lee Walsh
Takeshi Kitano as Miyamoto
Channing Tatum as Clyde Cash
Christina Hendricks as Ivy
Frank Welker doing his Dynomutt voice as Sonichu

Directed by Lynne Ramsay

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Oh, I got one. Dan Harmon.

 

[José Mourinho]

I actually see no reason for a CWC movie especially that we already got tons of videos covering his life (doesn't have to be just the famous series of Geno's videos btw), and besides I don't think any normal person would even want to watch a movie about CWC since they're more interested in capeshit.

If however, there is a movie about Chris, people would prefer seeing exaggerated scenarios based on his life, like instead of seeing a realistic depiction of Chris arguing with the Jerkops for minutes which can drag on for too long, it'll be Chris transforming into some furry superhero and fighting against them along with robots like in his Sonichu comics, but done more professionally. By the way answer is (insert any superhero star here).