Ntwadumela Appreciation Thread

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He should have been trolling lions like a chad, instead of trolling cows like a virgin.

 
O God, forgive our living and our dead, those who are present among us and those who are absent, our young and our old, our males and our females. O God, whoever You keep alive, keep him alive in Islam, and whoever You cause to die, cause him to die with faith. O God, do not deprive us of the reward and do not cause us to go astray after this. O God, forgive him and have mercy on him, keep him safe and sound and forgive him, honor his rest and ease his entrance; wash him with water and snow and hail, and cleanse him of sin as a white garment is cleansed of dirt. O God, give him a home better than his home and a family better than his family. O God, admit him to Paradise and protect him from the torment of the grave and the torment of Hell-fire; make his grave spacious and fill it with light.
 
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Remember, I used to be a mod.

When I say that mods are utterly pathetic faggots who are extremely intimidated by males with large penises, or, depending on the context, incredibly intimidated by these major penises, I am talking from knowledge.

It is an undeniable fact that most of the mods on this site were actually literally afraid of the penis of @Ntsdkfjlsdkfjslkj whatever I forgot how to spell it and nobody ever could. Wtf kind of name was that anyway?

Anyway you're all just mad he had a giant dick and you can never take that away from him.

TRUFAX: @Ntwadumela was literally banned for having a dick so huge it made the mods afraid.
 
Hey Lion Dude,

I don't hate you, and I doubt many of us do. But when mods talk to you, you pay attention. This applies to all forums in the world.

A song for you:

 
Hey Lion Dude,

I don't hate you, and I doubt many of us do. But when mods talk to you, you pay attention. This applies to all forums in the world.

A song for you:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=csJ3yVyVBFs
If one were to heed the mods, this wouldn't of happened. Then again, we kiwis are autistic and our autisms could overrule the words of a mod.

Reading this thread, I now have a mixed view of Nutella. :thinking:
He should of heeded the warning he gotten.
 
*Lays flowers on Ntwadumela memorial*

As said before I don't think any of us are mad, just disappointed. You were favored by a lot of people here and you let them all down with your behavior.

I'm going to choose to remember you as the guy who I called a cool dude, and not the autistic sped you turned out to be.

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@Ntwadumela, A man beholden to no one save Allah and his fourteen goats, he was found dead holding hands with his only human boyfriend, Abu Fatima al-Jaheishi, ISIS, in the western district of Mosul. A lover of cars and prolific collector of human hands, his wit, exotic accent, and insistence we obey Sharia Law will be missed by all on these hallowed boards. He has bequeathed his treasured Ferrari to his father's sister-wife, and his stuffed American Bald Eagle to @Lachlan Hunter McIntyre, who was known for his American patriotism. May Allah bless your house, God is Great, Death to America, Death to Israel, Curse on the Jews, Victory to Islam.

ما شاء الله
 
I've made some contact with Ntwadumela on Twitter. He admits to regretting what he did and in light of all of this. He asked me to show he has nothing to hide and that he's taking responsibility.

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I've made some contact with Ntwadumela on Twitter. He admits to regretting what he did and in light of all of this. He asked me to show he has nothing to hide and that he's taking responsibility.

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lol, nice apology. This is like the opposite approach from IWC reaction to banning.

The Virgin Kuwaiti vs the Chad Israeli
 
Never go full :ween: . No one likes weens. I hope he learns his lesson and eventually gets back. He seemed pretty alright.

Also, if a lolcow really makes you mad, gd exists for a reason: to shitpost and chillax.
 
Shame about that, he was nice whenever we interacted. But I can't deny that I had a feeling his constant weening on Chris, and lately Alex Leal would have consequences, he seemed far too much in love with the spotlight that being a "Content Provider" brings.
 
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