Lolcow Null - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto 2.0 - aka ZSponge writes a butthurt "song" and KF shitposts

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He doesn't like cilantro, but Null is a cool guy. I'll buy him a Coke Zero next time he's in Querque.
 
ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander said:
What the fuck did I just read?
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Congratulations! You've reached the Internet. The year is 2015 and gay marriage has been legalized but Marijuana is still being fought out.
During your stay here you'll find things called memes. They appear to be amusing and will replicate with the help of people who find them such.
You'll also find things called lolcows. In this forum we discuss them.

So stay sharp and stay radical dude!
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Enig said:
No man don't you see that makes you a Canadian. Here is legit facts on why and how why.

In 1987, Huey released an album, Fore, an album that is also used to decrypt launch keys in the US nuke arsenal. Within days Canadians figured it out and have cucked us ever since.
Ever wonder why Taco Bell stopped putting Fritos in the burritos for decades? Canadias.
Ever think of why pools sold at Wal Mart are so flimsy yet weigh the amount of a flatbed full of chihuahuas when you have to move the box for it? Canadias.
Garry Shandling? CANADIAS.

We have to DO SOME THINGS man, we have to FIGHT CANADIAS, and we can totally do it man, operation casablanca is go, oh yeah man, we're talkin' full tilt space time warpination, and there's no stoppin now.

We can take a yellow liquid and invest in Twitch, we can rent lawnmowers, we can throw ham at the wall, we are american and it's hip to be square because some raincoat man told me to when I sold him an axe for his nonexistant front lawn in 1987 man that was good times yeah buddy that's his own weekend.
How the fuck is this thread still going goddamn.
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LOL CUCK MEME
 
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ThunderCavalier said:
Null counts TJChurch as his personal hero &/or best friend.

If that doesn't deserve its own lolcow thread, I don't know what does.
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Perhaps it does, but I don't deserve one here, especially not beginning with someone who knows nothing about me asking questions about me they expect to be answered by others who also know nothing about me & appear to know very little about anything at all.

That thread has gone on endlessly now, & most of it is false statements & endlessly-repeated questions that are repeated even after being answered. It has gone so far as to have members asking me when I will again be doing things I have never done that I believe would be illegal if anyone did do them.
 
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Cowlick said:
Perhaps it does, but I don't deserve one here, especially not beginning with someone who knows nothing about me asking questions about me they expect to be answered by others who also know nothing about me & appear to know very little about anything at all.

That thread has gone on endlessly now, & most of it is false statements & endlessly-repeated questions that are repeated even after being answered. It has gone so far as to have members asking me when I will again be doing things I have never done that I believe would be illegal if anyone did do them.
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seriously are you just THAT lazy not to type out the word "and"
 
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Cowlick said:
Perhaps it does, but I don't deserve one here, especially not beginning with someone who knows nothing about me asking questions about me they expect to be answered by others who also know nothing about me & appear to know very little about anything at all.

That thread has gone on endlessly now, & most of it is false statements & endlessly-repeated questions that are repeated even after being answered. It has gone so far as to have members asking me when I will again be doing things I have never done that I believe would be illegal if anyone did do them.
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Time for the Cowlick to English translator:

Perhaps I do, but I don't deserve my own thread, especially with people who know nothing about me asking questions that get answered by others who also know nothing about me.

That thread has continued with no end in sight and most of it consists of false statements and repetitive questions. It has gone as far as having members ask me when I will do illegal shit that I've never done.
 
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Cowlick said:
Not lazy, but intelligent enough to know most members here have more trouble understanding words that use more "characters".
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Cowlick said:
Again, not me with the problem, but those attempting comprehension.

My mind seeming worthless is obvious to those who also realize (or admit, in your case) they lack one of their own.
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Dude. You come on here like every week trying to get us to delete the thread. If we cared about your mind or lack thereof, we would've stopped responding to you ages ago.
 
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TheAmazingAxolotl said:
Dude. You come on here like every week trying to get us to delete the thread. If we cared about your mind or lack thereof, we would've stopped responding to you ages ago.
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One has 0 to do with the other... I only joined because there was a thread about me, & if I stopped posting & you therefore stopped responding to me, the thread would still exist & remain active (as it did both before I posted here).
 
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Cowlick said:
One has 0 to do with the other... I only joined because there was a thread about me, & if I stopped posting & you therefore stopped responding to me, the thread would still exist & remain active (as it did both before I posted here).
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Your posts are hard to decipher because you write them so shitty and this latest statement of yours is riddled with some really dumb circular logic.
 
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Cowlick said:
One has 0 to do with the other... I only joined because there was a thread about me, & if I stopped posting & you therefore stopped responding to me, the thread would still exist & remain active (as it did both before I posted here).
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So why do you have to keep using an ampersand? Nothing wrong with using the word "and".
 
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Cowlick said:
One has 0 to do with the other... I only joined because there was a thread about me, & if I stopped posting & you therefore stopped responding to me, the thread would still exist & remain active (as it did both before I posted here).
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You joined because there was a thread about you, you posted in the thread because you wanted the thread about you removed, and you keep posting every fucking week because you can't get it through your head that the thread's not getting chopped down. If you stop posting, no one cares anymore, but on the bright side when we all outlive you Null can come and carve "null wuz here" on your gravestone!

Also, there won't be any ampersands on your gravestone, because headstone engravers aren't lazy pricks.
 
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