Lolcow Null - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto 2.0 - aka ZSponge writes a butthurt "song" and KF shitposts

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Cowlick said:
Also, I agree with Nara it makes people harder to understand if they do things in a way they know is incorrect. However, since I am doing things correctly the majority of the time, that statement (while correct) is pointless/meaningless/off-topic here.
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Hide, @Nara! Go back to the Kiwi safe house! I think that's 3 cows that have a thing for you now.
 
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Cowlick said:
It's anything but!

As reading this thread would make obvious, Null (& perhaps others) have had control during my membership over what threads I am able or unable to post in when, as well as posting on profile pages, rating, & other things. Like so many of you, Null wants me posting in his thread because he likes it to appear he has friends.

I needn't be appreciated for how "special" I am, mainly because that is also an incorrect perception. Similar to a double-negative, you see me as "special" because I am unlike most of you. However, the same could be said about the majority of humans. The more-correct way to see it is I am like the majority, & you are not.

Also, I agree with Nara it makes people harder to understand if they do things in a way they know is incorrect. However, since I am doing things correctly the majority of the time, that statement (while correct) is pointless/meaningless/off-topic here.
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I am so glad to finally talk to you.

TJ, you are special. You are very special. Stop looking at the world as normal and abnormal. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine. TJ, you have grabbed our imaginations and give us a dialog that brings many of us back for more. You really know how to draw us into caring about you. Admit it, you are glad that Null has made this site for you and you deep down appreciate everything Null has done to make your experience here an adventure. Null has given you so much and so many new people to meet and not asked for a single thing in return.

Null is a great guy and you act hard to get, but deep down you love Null and wish for him to keep showing that he cares about you. I really wish you too would stop the passive aggressive farce and just kiss and make out. You both have a love affair for the ages and have come to a point where you both realize the need for the other.

@Cowlick , now is the time to be brave and admit your true feelings for Null. He is just too shy to admit he loves you except with your special banner. Open up and finally embrace your soulmate!

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Hide, @Nara! Go back to the Kiwi safe house! I think that's 3 cows that have a thing for you now.
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Nara, really you are in deep. The sluthates are bad, but TJ is a heartbreaker and he will try to play mindgames. I am not sure your heart can handle him. :(
 
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Cowlick said:
It's anything but!

As reading this thread would make obvious, Null (& perhaps others) have had control during my membership over what threads I am able or unable to post in when, as well as posting on profile pages, rating, & other things. Like so many of you, Null wants me posting in his thread because he likes it to appear he has friends.

I needn't be appreciated for how "special" I am, mainly because that is also an incorrect perception. Similar to a double-negative, you see me as "special" because I am unlike most of you. However, the same could be said about the majority of humans. The more-correct way to see it is I am like the majority, & you are not.

Also, I agree with Nara it makes people harder to understand if they do things in a way they know is incorrect. However, since I am doing things correctly the majority of the time, that statement (while correct) is pointless/meaningless/off-topic here.
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With you saying it's anything but, are you hiding your feelings for Null?

Cuddlebug said:
You gotta love how TJ Church shat this thread up.

For all of his whining about how we have a thread on him. Now he has two. And it's entirely his fault.
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Had he just kept to himself, he wouldn't derail this thread but he couldn't resist.
 
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Cowlick said:
It's anything but!

As reading this thread would make obvious, Null (& perhaps others) have had control during my membership over what threads I am able or unable to post in when, as well as posting on profile pages, rating, & other things. Like so many of you, Null wants me posting in his thread because he likes it to appear he has friends.

I needn't be appreciated for how "special" I am, mainly because that is also an incorrect perception. Similar to a double-negative, you see me as "special" because I am unlike most of you. However, the same could be said about the majority of humans. The more-correct way to see it is I am like the majority, & you are not.

Also, I agree with Nara it makes people harder to understand if they do things in a way they know is incorrect. However, since I am doing things correctly the majority of the time, that statement (while correct) is pointless/meaningless/off-topic here.
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You do nothing correctly. Go back to your thread, faggot.
 
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ASoulMan said:
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 A moment agoNull:
    YOU ALL THINK YOU HAVE FUCKED UP FETISHES AND YOU TALK ABOUT IT LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 A moment agoNull:
    I HAVE SEEN THE EDGE OF THE FETISH WORLD AND IT HAS GAZED BACK INTO ME
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It did more than gaze... :tomgirl:
 
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MEANWHILE IN THE JIM DALE LABORATORIES
The long black cock rocket rocketed through the air... past the ground troops jacking off on the front gates and right into the journalist's rear end.

He thought of giving a nasty blow job, all the gays he blew, the things he did to small dogs... and how he ended up in the magical kingdom, six gorillion miles from home, it all went flashing before his eyes before the very last thing he would ever see: a black man chowder cannon right between the thighs. In an instant, it was bent over time for Lex Luger, an innocent man who happened to like jerking off to gas ovens and birds.

Oman Ogod stood to the side of him, now in cover from the nigger fire, and looked at the faggot with a gay gaze.

"Throw him with the other gay ghosts!" he commanded his leathermen who heaved the body into the glory hole in the wall that Stryker threw blacks and homeless japanese landscapers into and it landed with a OOOOH in the harsh dead nigger storage right in front of the american troops stationed outside waiting for the maygay alarm to storm the building and go hard on the brown man ass.

Unfornicately for him the soldiers had better things to do, and so there Ken laid spitroasting in the desert sun with his cum staining the curtains. He was not just another manservant... he was Stryker's right hand dong destroyer. Not the first in the US conflict in Afghanistan, however.
 
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middle of school year
at lunch
school bully been terrorizing lately
he makes a scene at lunch
every one watched him beat up a kid
no one is talking, entire cafeteria is silent
i look up at the clock
12:00
its time
i calmly get up, and walk toward the now empty food line
i strip off my clothes as i walk, and am naked by he time i get there
i walk into the line, and the lunch lady sees me
she silently nods her head
she knows what must be done
she hands me two food prongs
i grasp them with each hand, and start snapping them like a crab
i do a crab walk back out into the cafeteria
i approach the bully, everyone is now looking at me
as i walk, the rate of my snapping increases
by the time i reach the bully, i am snapping so fast it sounds like a low humming sound
i stop, and stand into an upright position only a few feet from him
he looks at me in shock, not knowing what to say
i grab both of my nipples with the prongs, twist, and pull them off
i bring the bully into a deep kiss that lasts a few seconds
i quietly whisper into his ear
"stop being such a faggot"
i drop the prongs and walk away, leaving the bully in shock, my blood all over his shirt
the entire cafeteria bursts out in aplause as i make my way to a nearby table
a few of the students clear the food on the table
i lay down on the table, and as i await the sweet embrace of death, i smile
i had done good today
end
 
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Jumpin Jenkins said:
I ship Null and Cowlick.
OH, I mean "Null & Cowlick"
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"Cowlick gazed up at the enormous face. Four years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark mask. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother Null!"
 
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