🍽️ حلال Obamatron - My best friend.

[Organic Fapcup]

The waifu clusterfuck and now this,why the fuck the people who I think are just usi g a character for funny posts are really crazy?
Next halal will be @cat if this keeps going

Cat isn't playing a character, he's terminally ill with a disease that makes him shitpost compulsively.

 

[Dr. Meme]

he's terminally ill with a disease that makes him shitpost compulsively.

you mean autism?

 

[Organic Fapcup]

you mean autism?

Worse. Super autism.

 

[OBAMATRON]

@OBAMATRON

This is how you want to spend the wonder years? Cataloging the exploits of some Oppositional Defiant who spends his time drinking Coke Zero and programming?

I'm only 16, I have plenty of time.

 

[Null]

I'm only 16, I have plenty of time.

When you're 22 you're going to have a 16 year old making a Wiki about you with an article about your time spent on the Kiwi Farms.

 

[EI 903]

@OBAMATRON

This is how you want to spend the wonder years? Cataloging the exploits of some Oppositional Defiant who spends his time drinking Coke Zero and programming?

He's a conspiracy theorist into stuff like Alex Jones. There was never any hope.

 

[Eponine]

I'm only 16, I have plenty of time.

Don't you have schoolwork to do? Friends to hang out with? I don't know, something not related to salty internet shouldn't-be-drama?

 

[Dr. Meme]

I'm only 16, I have plenty of time.

Instead of spending your wonder years getting good grades, fuckin teenage girls, and living it up basically rent free you decided you'd rather be Pvt. Richard Cranium's Personal Jailbait Buttslut and hold a grudge against a guy who ran a forum where your friends got banned for being too painfully autistic.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I'm only 16, I have plenty of time.

In 2017 you will be considered an adult, you will find yourself looking for a job.

"What are you're skills, Obamatron?" asks your invterviewer
"Oh I stalked a man on the internet nearly twice my age for over three years, wrote a wiki about him and leaked stuff to a bunch of autists about other autists for ass pats," you reply gleamfully.
"I'm sorry but you are not suited for the job."

You spend 4 years stalking the interviewer cause they said something wrong about you.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Don't you have schoolwork to do? Friends to hang out with? I don't know, something not related to salty internet shouldn't-be-drama?

Considering his well-documented paper trail & track record, apparently not.

Must be lonely in that basement, Obamatron. Chin up lad, you'll get out someday.

 

[OBAMATRON]

In 2017 you will be considered an adult, you will find yourself looking for a job.

"What are you're skills, Obamatron?" asks your invterviewer
"Oh I stalked a man on the internet nearly twice my age for over three years, wrote a wiki about him and leaked stuff to a bunch of autists about other autists for ass pats," you reply gleamfully.
"I'm sorry but you are not suited for the job."

You spend 4 years stalking the interviewer cause they said something wrong about you.

I can be a PI. I'm good at that kind of stuff.

 

[Null]

"I'm sorry but you are not suited for the job."

He could work for the NSA.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I can be a PI. I'm good at that kind of stuff.

More like a P.U. because U STINK

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I can be a PI. I'm good at that kind of stuff.

Now you're encroaching on Shaner's turf. He's the only privet investigator in town.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I can be a PI. I'm good at that kind of stuff.

Oh hah, laughable. I bet you couldn't find your cock between your fat folds even if someone posted it's dox online before.

They'll eat you alive.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Now I know how TGK felt. I come back and there are 40+ alerts for me.

 

[Eponine]

I can be a PI. I'm good at that kind of stuff.

I doubt stalking internet denizens counts for such things.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Now I know how TGK felt. I come back and there are 40+ alerts for me.

Kinda your fault for being a spergy try hard.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Now I know how TGK felt. I come back and there are 40+ alerts for me.

It's time for you to get a Kiwi Farms sweetheart then, just like GK.
@Dynastia @Dynastia @Dynastia @Dynastia @Dynastia @Dynastia

 

[Joan Nyan]

What if i hate null but don't like movie nights?