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Will this cause a revolution in science?

  • Yes, free energy is finally here

    Votes: 83 49.4%

  • No, it's pseudoscientific crackpot bullshit

    Votes: 62 36.9%

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Guy With Shit Opinions said:
Ling's Cars is a great example of how to not format a website:

www.lingscars.com

The service seems legit, but the site itself is fucking atrocious (possibly on purpose, though).
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"fucking atrocious" = understatement of the year.

Why is there a chicken clucking around on my screen?

How can anyone drive a car if he has an epileptic seizure or eye cancer?


Another example of "legit purpose/topic", horrible design: http://spaceistheplace.ca/

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Guy With Shit Opinions said:
Ling's Cars is a great example of how to not format a website:

www.lingscars.com

The service seems legit, but the site itself is fucking atrocious (possibly on purpose, though).
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Oh dear Sheogorath, the site loaded very slowly for me so like a massive pile-up on the highway, it just got even worse as I watched.
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Who could ever forget about Temple OS?

Also, while not old, the Flat Earth Society has a wiki.

If they're on a ruse cruise, it's a pretty dry and humorless one after the humor of the initial premise wears off.
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Very glad someone's mentioned the Flat Earth Society!

Apparently it's perpetuated itself out of some weird sect of the 1950s midwest US's particular brand of religious (and shockingly Catholic) nuttery that clung to some old dead English guy's bizarrely specific and literal interpretation of certain passages of the King James Bible.

Here they are not understanding Brian Cox, the UK's resident explain-space-stuff-but-slower-and-on-TV expert, explaining how the rotation of the earth works, and being condescendingly vague about how 'obvious' it is that Cox just unintentionally blew the lid off the global-shaped-earth thing on national television.

NASA's apparently somehow behind it all, according to their twitter feed, which is spouting some nonsense about them paying off janitors and cafeteria workers to keep the secret.

Might be worth some clicking around if anyone's bored and looking to scrounge up enough for a proper thread, the vibe of the forums has all the classic weird smugness and condescension that makes for great CW content.

For those who don't feel like reading, it's a bunch of people who don't understand science deciding that if they can't grasp a concept then that concept is obviously bullshit and tie themselves up into obliviously confused knots trying to explain how secretly they're smarter than over two millennia of compounded scientific theory. Like Creationists but without the 'JESUS DID IT' cop out explanation when they're pressed.
 
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Fanpop. http://www.fanpop.com

I've spoken about it before. It's not really obscure but holy hell it is filled with insane and autistic man children (and i believe genuinely autistic based on some members).

The "Random" club is a good place to see all the craziness first hand (especially the Unpopular Opinions forum), but they also (Naturally) sperg hard in the kid's media clubs. KataraLover is one of the most notable members.
 
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http://www.temdant.com/

I remember stumbling upon this page when I was little and thinking "Cool, giant cartoon things!". Oh, how innocent I was. Little did I know the guy running it was a furfag who was getting off to it. I'm surprised it's still around.

Look around the "List of characters" and shudder at the disturbing amount of detail in each entry.
 
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The Jumping Dwarf said:
http://www.temdant.com/

I remember stumbling upon this page when I was little and thinking "Cool, giant cartoon things!". Oh, how innocent I was. Little did I know the guy running it was a furfag who was getting off to it. I'm surprised it's still around.

Look around the "List of characters" and shudder at the disturbing amount of detail in each entry.
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Sounds like a place your boy Damien would enjoy
 
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Here are a few gems that I found:
http://www.constellation7.org/Constellation-Seven/Josiah/Index.htm
http://heaven.internetarchaeology.org/heaven.html#bottom
http://web.archive.org/web/20100813142028/http://havenworks.com/
http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/
http://www.spaceark.net/?ckattempt=1

The ones with autoplay MIDI music are the best. :lol:

There was a cringey and crazy site called Save The Sims Babies for people that were offended by the OMGWTFBBQ (a Sims 2 item someone made that allowed you to cook babies and eat them) where raging autists tried to get the item creator reported to irl CPS for the deaths of virtual polygon babies. It's no longer on the internet but I remembered that it had really bad 90s-tier web design and the site buttons made stock royalty free baby noises when clicked on.
 
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