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Govt. Shitposting Machine · Jun 13, 2020

I don't remember how these sites got in my bookmarks, probably found them on Uboachan, if not then from here. If it was already linked before, sorry.
Seizure warning for both of them:

http://get.your-d.tk/

http://dakutanou.zouri.jp/

I don't know what the fuck these are and they give me a fucking headache

Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth · Jun 13, 2020

I don't think it's really that obscure (maybe?) but of all the sites I miss, this is one of the top 5.

https://web.archive.org/web/20010308220445/http://www.bad-candy.com/

Personal favorites on there are happy plums and fizzy milk
(Which I remember eating as a kid, the fuck was wrong with me).

DungeonMaster · Jun 19, 2020

The artstyle kinda looks like sonichu mixed with sailor moon. The sad thing is about the anonymity of the early internet is that these people may as well have evaporated into thin air. Or they would have grown up, died, or left all this behind them.

Trapitalism · Jul 9, 2020

lwkkkk.com (archive)

It's a KKK-affiliated website or something like that. As you can see, the design sucks. Apparently, they have a radio show that you can access ONLY by calling them at a specific time of day. I guess they've never heard of podcasting.

Shaka Brah · Jul 9, 2020

Trapitalism said:
lwkkkk.com (archive)
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It's a KKK-affiliated website or something like that. As you can see, the design sucks. Apparently, they have a radio show that you can access ONLY by calling them at a specific time of day. I guess they've never heard of podcasting.

Never left Web 1.0. The owner is probably a boomer older than 65.

Old Greg · Jul 10, 2020

Shaka Brah said:
Never left Web 1.0. The owner is probably a boomer older than 65.

Reminds me of the old public access TV channels, all these shows but hardly anyone listening. Must be a million boomers around the world uploading hours of drivel to empty internet rooms.

MAPK phosphatase · Jul 10, 2020

emo goff said:
https://www.skytopia.com/
It has a bunch of random sciency stuff and page design that is actually pretty original and retro-ish.
I really like the optical illusions and there's ones where you basically have to cross your eyes to make a picture turn 3D (and it actually works and is goddamn cool).

There's some music on there that is unironically good.
https://www.skytopia.com/soundburst/Galaxy12_stereo.mp3

Shaka Brah · Jul 20, 2020

Welcome to the Ascension Energy Program.

http://ascensionenergyprogram.com/

https://archive.is/s7OcU

The Ascension Energy Program is the next generation of energy technologies used to remove negativity from the human Aura.

Here are some choice articles:
Etheric Water

http://ascensionenergyprogram.com/?cat=15

Etheric Water | Ascension Energy Program

archived 21 Jul 2020 00:24:40 UTC

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Orgone Radionic Machine

Orgone Radionic Machine | Ascension Energy Program

archived 21 Jul 2020 00:25:36 UTC

archive.is

Bio-Resonance

Bio-Resonance | Ascension Energy Program

archived 21 Jul 2020 00:26:41 UTC

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Magnets, Nigga, How Do They Work?

Xcalibur Magnetic Field Generator | Ascension Energy Program

archived 21 Jul 2020 00:27:34 UTC

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Space Magic, Basically

Tachyon Mirror Machine | Ascension Energy Program

archived 21 Jul 2020 00:28:13 UTC

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Blatant Snake-Oil Shilling

Quest Level | Ascension Energy Program

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This is not your average boomer website however-- they have a youtube channel! Multimedia!

ascensionenergy

www.youtube.com

It also has a crossover with sovereign citizens with the promotion of the "US Civil Flag" and an unfortunately now-defunct gold standard website.

http://www.uscivilflags.org/home.html

:: Welcome to US Civil Flags! ::

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Toolbox · Jul 20, 2020

Weird postmodern art site - Anticulture.net
https://archive.vn/v6SBo

AntiCulture is a museum of Neo Postmodern meta art where human programming meta artists create cyber artists such as artificial intelligence beings and random generators. These artificial artistic beings can expose their work of art on the gallery. AntiCulture is also a place where interactive art creation and collective art projects take place. Please visit my Android Fighting Game's website.

Some of the highlights of their content -

Random Music Generators
https://archive.is/gMORS

And some parts of the site no longer function, but were pretty amusing when they did -
Random Comic Generator
https://web.archive.org/web/20150206035057/http://anticulture.net/ComicGenerator.php

Dover Demon · Aug 10, 2020

http://religiousfetish.com/forum/index.php - A forum for people who have a religious fetish or like "blasphemous sex."

https://www.zooville.org/ - A community of people who are into bestiality.

https://www.lawofone.info/ - Conversations between a UFO professor and a woman who believes something called Ra is speaking through her.

https://worldtruth.tv/ - A news site run by tinfoil hats.

http://www.vampirewebsite.net/ - Site for vampires and people who want to learn about them, including vampire jokes and a guide on how to get turned into a vampire.

https://prepareforchange.net/ - Can't make much sense of this, it's either a crazy religious site, a cult site, or both.

http://onlywayisby3symbols.net/ - Found this through a YouTube channel that I stumbled upon while looking for something else, feels like an ARG.

💗Freddie Freaker💗 · Aug 15, 2020

Welcome to the Oddballz Web Fun Pack!

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Toolbox · Aug 16, 2020

Fangsofjeff said:
Welcome to the Oddballz Web Fun Pack!

https://archive.md/6OLXQ
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There's also a mod for the Petz games that turn the animals into cars, because of course that's what pet simulators needed. It seems the series had quite the modding community in the early 00s.

UnsufficentBoobage · Aug 16, 2020

The 8 of Spades said:
Personal favorites on there are happy plums and fizzy milk
(Which I remember eating as a kid, the fuck was wrong with me).

Nice site, though the cow tit rant rises some suspicions.
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Some older links in the thread are dead(

Big Nasty · Sep 6, 2020

This one looks similar to mafa.com that we had a thread on years ago:

https://www.yad.com

ToroidalBoat · Sep 6, 2020

Western "fundie" websites in the '90s and '00s could get pretty out there. A number of them were adamant that it's so easy to go to hell - or rather that staying on the path to Heaven is hard.

The Decimator · Sep 17, 2020

https://bigcartoon.org/Main_Page

Coolio55 · Sep 17, 2020

The Decimator said:
https://bigcartoon.org/Main_Page

I saw this and thought "Cool! A wiki dedicated to old cartoons!"
Then I read about the tumblr blog and took a closer look at the pictures.

WELP.

Big Nasty · Sep 17, 2020

Trapitalism said:
lwkkkk.com (archive)
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It's a KKK-affiliated website or something like that. As you can see, the design sucks. Apparently, they have a radio show that you can access ONLY by calling them at a specific time of day. I guess they've never heard of podcasting.

Back in the 80's there were various weirdos who did some sort of precursor to podcasts where you could phone a specific number connected to a phone answering machine and listen to a pre-recorded show/sermon/rant/whatever. The answering machine tapes swould be changed at regular intervals.

💗Freddie Freaker💗 · Sep 29, 2020

I was looking for shitposting material when I came across this website seemingly run by an autistic man obsessed with emojis. He likes to write short stories about emojis and evil clowns.

https://www.sweasy26.com/