Obscure Conspiracy Theories

[Dysnomia]

indigo children

This has pretty much been replaced by starseeds. Starseeds claim to be reincarnated souls of aliens who were put here for some mission to save humanity. Some of them claim to be walk-ins. Although a walk-in soul does not have to be an alien soul. Essentially, they were reincarnated into an already living human who either just died suddenly or agreed to give up their current life on Earth so another soul could "walk in".

It's like some irl isekai. Reincarnated In Another World As A bus Driver Named Bob.

 

[Gaddafi]

There was a burn victim named Dave Dave who I think was friends with Michael Jackson? He talked about him and was on some programs in around early 2010s about his condition. Some people thought he was faking his identity and was actually the real Michael Jackson trying to escape his fame through faking his death. There are schizophrenic videos on YouTube pointing out all the similarities between the two as "proof".

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

There is a theory that the entire country of Finland is just a fabrication created by the Soviets and the Japanese in order to still be able to hunt whales in the part of the atlantic were the Finnish land mass isn't.

 

[The Connected Nose]

• Paul McCartney and/or Dave Chappelle were killed and replaced by clones.
• The Moon isn't real. It's a hologram/projection (don't question how that was possible in the days before holograms/projectors existed).
• Tartaria
• Secret tunnels crisscrossing the United States that are only used by top-level officials for hyper-secret travel. Or satanic rituals. Depends on who you ask.
• All birds are robotic spy devices. All of them.

There is a theory that the entire country of Finland is just a fabrication created by the Soviets and the Japanese in order to still be able to hunt whales in the part of the atlantic were the Finnish land mass isn't.

The global population estimate has a margin of error larger than the population of Finland. Therefore, statistically, Finland does not exist.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The global population estimate has a margin of error larger than the population of Finland. Therefore, statistically, Finland does not exist.

But New Zealand has a smaller population than Finland...Kiwis do not exist!

This site is a wild ride:

https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

The Creator God is actually Satan. Satan pretends to be the bad guy, because he fucked up.

 

[David Brown]

Paul McCartney and/or Dave Chappelle were killed and replaced by clones.

My favorite conspiracy retard Jim Fetzer (and he is seriously fucking stupid and gullible) is into the Fake Paul conspiracy. It's fun to read about and watch videos about but overall... Who gives a fuck if he's fake? Even if it's true. So what?

 

[Horny Jeff the Fuck Rat]

I wish I could find that meme collage about "Is Israel secretly Jewish?", the same format as this.
But recent events have made the topic unsearchable

Skill issue

 

[Testacles Maximus]

My personal favorite is the theory that Tommy Wiseau is D. B. Cooper, and that's how he funded The Room.

 

[NoBueno]

The Jewish banker families were originally the front men and finance people for the Royal bloodlines(Nephalim bloodlines), and they were eventually allowed to marry into the families. The Empire of Rome still exists through these Royal bloodlines and the Vatican

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Theres this conspiracy theory that all of our mountains are actually the stumps of ancient trees that got cut down somehow, despite its absurdity it really stuck with me because of how fucking awesome it is. Like I know it can't possibly be real but I wish it was.

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I dig it.

I know that anime is generaly gay, but some anime is not gay.

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Immediately thought of prototaxites, which were large fungi that grew on land before trees evolved:


Seeing photos of petrified trees, one could imagine mountains being heavily eroded stumps, and the idea of giant Gaia trees reaching into space is cool, but they can’t be real.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Paul McCartney and/or Dave Chappelle were killed and replaced by clones.

Paul MCcartney I knew about [I learned about that from a music theory teacher, funny enough.] but Dave Chappelle? Why do people think he's a clone?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

In WW2, the US Government knew the attack on Pearl Harbor was coming, but did nothing to stop it so the populace would support going to war. The same thing happened again on 9/11.

 

[JustAnotheLurker]

One I think about is the entire theory that nukes don't exist, there used to be an entire forum dedicated to this called nukelies.com, of which you can find an archive of on a hyperschizo conspiracy site called big-lies.org, some highlights from their official "guided tour" are as follows:

- Hiroshima and Nagasaki were never nuked but firebombed
- Nuclear power is a hoax
- There is no radiation at Chernobyl
- All of the videos of nuclear blasts were faked at the Lookout Mountain Air Force Station

There are some additional pieces of media related to this including an entire 3 hour long audio "documentary" - although I would use that term loosely, called "Lord of the Nukes" which they also push as definitive proof of nukes and nuclear power being a hoax

 

[The Connected Nose]

The Creator God is actually Satan. Satan pretends to be the bad guy, because he fucked up.

This is similar to the subversive tripe they shoved into the plot of the Ancient Gods DLC for Doom: Eternal. That good is ackshyually evil and evil is ackshyually good and blah blah blah jewish nonsense. I didn't care for Eternal to begin with due to the overly-arcadey "bing bing wahoo" mechanics, but that really put me off. Doom 2016 is peak and it's all downhill from there.

My personal favorite is the theory that Tommy Wiseau is D. B. Cooper, and that's how he funded The Room.

First I'm hearing of this, and I unironically love it.

but Dave Chappelle? Why do people think he's a clone?

He fell off the radar for a few years and when he came back people are all "omg he looks different!" Yeah, a couple years out of the spotlight + gaining weight will do that to you.

One I think about is the entire theory that nukes don't exist, there used to be an entire forum dedicated to this called nukelies.com, of which you can find an archive of on a hyperschizo conspiracy site called big-lies.org, some highlights from their official "guided tour" are as follows:

- Hiroshima and Nagasaki were never nuked but firebombed
- Nuclear power is a hoax
- There is no radiation at Chernobyl
- All of the videos of nuclear blasts were faked at the Lookout Mountain Air Force Station

There are some additional pieces of media related to this including an entire 3 hour long audio "documentary" - although I would use that term loosely, called "Lord of the Nukes" which they also push as definitive proof of nukes and nuclear power being a hoax

I know a couple "nuke hoaxers" that are personal lolcows. They also happen to 100% believe the Tartaria nonsense AND are dyed-in-the-wool flerfers.

 

[Maeis]

In WW2, the US Government knew the attack on Pearl Harbor was coming, but did nothing to stop it so the populace would support going to war. The same thing happened again on 9/11.

>9/11
I think the funniest 9/11 conspiracy bit was the south park episode. Where the 9/11 conspiracy is the conspiracy, and Bush wanted the world to think it wasn't the jihadis because that was scarier.

 

[Oongok]

 

[A Cardboard Box]

There is a theory that the entire country of Finland is just a fabrication created by the Soviets and the Japanese in order to still be able to hunt whales in the part of the atlantic were the Finnish land mass isn't.

I came here to say this, what a bonkers one. I love it.

Another favorite of mine is Inside Out Earth, where the Earth is a sphere, but we live on the inside of the sphere. It was just barely mainstream enough that Hitler sent some spies to the UK with telescopes to see if they could spy on Poland. I should probably point out that Hitler didn't believe this himself, he was just sending some guys on the off chance it was true.

In WW2, the US Government knew the attack on Pearl Harbor was coming, but did nothing to stop it so the populace would support going to war.

This one is at least grounded in just the tiniest nugget of truth. The US has broken Japanese diplomatic codes some time before the war, and Japanese subs had been spotted watching Pearl. US cryptologists did in fact intercept a transmission about the surprise attack, but due to a line of human fuckups, the message arrived at Pearl to scramble and prepare defenses a couple hours after the attack.

 

[Rango Dango]

My personal conspiracy theory is that the new retarded conspiracy theories were made by the People in Charge to discredit actual conspiracy theories. So instead of thinking "huh, maybe it was an inside job", you'll brush it off not wanting to be lumped in with fucking flat earthers

 

[Fae Supremacist]

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The United States invaded Iraq at the behest of their Greatest Ally, Hobby Lobby.