Obscure Conspiracy Theories

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Theres this conspiracy theory that all of our mountains are actually the stumps of ancient trees that got cut down somehow, despite its absurdity it really stuck with me because of how fucking awesome it is. Like I know it can't possibly be real but I wish it was.
Everybody knows that mountains etc. are fossilized remains of giants and dragons 'n shit. Source: Mudfossil University (Youtube / Forum)
 
Another one I thought of that does require a bit of explaining but, the theory that the conspiracy theorist Joe Vialls was actually Ari Ben Menashe.

For those who don't know Joe Vialls was a conspiracy theorist active in the 90s and 2000s who was most known for his book "Deadly Deception at Port Arthur" in which he claims that the Port Arthur shooting was committed by a MOSSAD operative, in general he described himself as an investigative reporter that specialized in Israeli black ops, but he also wrote about the Lockerbie bombing and the shooting of Yvonne Fletcher (alongside a plethora of other topics).

Some people became skeptical of his motivations because he claimed he was a plethora of things; a US military analyst, an ex-British security expert, a British aeronautical engineer, an Australian freelance journalist and a former member of the Society of Licensed Aeronautical Engineers.

Additionally I believe it's important to note that the only source confirming the death of Joe Vialls is from a conspiracy website called "The Truth Seeker" - I've looked for Australian death records and even a grave but found nothing, one other piece of evidence about this is that Ari Ben Menashe was also a very prominent conspiracy figure that claimed to be MOSSAD, he inserted himself into a lot of cases, including the October Surprise theory, the claim that Robert Maxwell was an Israeli agent and even recently the claim that the Epstein trafficking ring was controlled by the MOSSAD.

The "smoking gun" for this theory, according to some people, is that Joe Vialls (left) and Ari Ben Menashe (right) look somewhat similar.

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Personally I can kinda see it, also I don't think it'd be too far out of the realm of possibility for someone who was already heavily involved in the conspiracy scene to have an alias online where he published similar writings.
 
The Empire of Rome still exists through these Royal bloodlines and the Vatican
Strictly speaking, kind of? They are largely direct continuations of Rome's institutions.
The United States invaded Iraq at the behest of their Greatest Ally, Hobby Lobby.
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Arab Islamists love nothing in this world more than destroying priceless religious artifacts and cultural sites that aren't Islamic in origin. Hobby Lobby stealing all those artifacts was actually based as fuck.
 
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I have always loved the theory famous historical figures were not human but extraterrestrial beings or immortal creatures resembling humans that have tampered with our timeline.

Two good examples were Vladimir Putin is actually an immortal demon as he can be seen in historical events depicted in paintings and very old photographs in Russia going back hundreds of year; Confucius the philosopher was actually an alien or alien hybrid because of his unusual wisdom, cranial deformation, some accounts describing him as extremely tall, giving the impression he was not human or entirely human.

I always liked the one the concept the Satan walks among mortal men on Earth for thousands of years hiding in plain site and has also negatively altered the course of human history. Basically the song "sympathy for the Devil" The Rolling Stones produced in 1968.




Famous historical theological treasures having supernatural powers. One theory: The arc of the covenant was actually some kind of extremely powerful nuclear powered weapon misunderstood by primitive culture as a holy artifact gifted by God. The legend of the spear of destiny is interesting to me. Supposedly anyone who wields it becomes immortal or invincible or something as it has been blessed by the actual blood of Christ. In reality anything made of iron of that era has most likely rusted over the last 2000 years as it was just an otherwise unremarkable weapon carried by an unremarkable Roman soldier. I do recall hearing stories Hitler sought it out or had interest in obtaining it. I do not know if that was just a rumor or actually confirmed.


I hate Vice News and most journalists so much I cannot describe it. They did a piece on "Gang-stalking" as if it were a real thing. For all unfamiliar look into it. It's pretty fucking sad, a collection of mostly schizophrenics convinced random people like the mailman or certain colored cars are part of a group following them for an unclear reason. They all circle jerk into this odd confirmation bias just like every other conspiracy theory only instead of concluding something happened proving aliens or whatever not necessarily directly affecting them they are being constantly followed and harassed despite being people living sad paranoid lives of no greater value than anyone else. Frankly I've never met anyone I'd describe as a paranoid schizophrenic having their life together. I can understand why people debate JFK being conspiracy meanwhile half the people seemed homeless.
 
My personal conspiracy theory is that the new retarded conspiracy theories were made by the People in Charge to discredit actual conspiracy theories. So instead of thinking "huh, maybe it was an inside job", you'll brush it off not wanting to be lumped in with fucking flat earthers
It's closer to the truth than you realize. Narrative shapers love to engage in "discredit by association" tactics, also known as "kookification." If a forum or website is gaining too much traction (say, too much goyim knowing, or just not going along with the prescribed narrative--like "muh pandemic"), they start flooding the site with obviously retarded shit like "5G nanoparticles", "magnetic vaccines", or flat-earth nonsense. The goal isn't to convince people of the nonsense, it's to make people think "oh, this place is allowing crazies, so the other stuff they're saying must be nonsense as well" and to leave.
 
Jesus studied at university in Glastonbury uk.
That’s where he learned of the great flood, genesis/big bang, living a heavenly or hellish life by following commandments and avoiding sins and Cornish pasties (got removed from later bibles)
 
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There was a burn victim named Dave Dave who I think was friends with Michael Jackson? He talked about him and was on some programs in around early 2010s about his condition. Some people thought he was faking his identity and was actually the real Michael Jackson trying to escape his fame through faking his death. There are schizophrenic videos on YouTube pointing out all the similarities between the two as "proof".
I've always had the plan that if I ever become a celebrity or fairly popular e-celeb, I'm 100% going to fake my death, just to laugh at all the fucking insane schizo theories that will come about as a result of it.

Tax: Posted this in another conspiracy thread, but its still fairly obscure. Magic IS real, but the knowledge of how to use it has been erased from the mind of the masses, one way or another, and what knowledge remains is heavily guarded by the "elite" of the world. I don't believe it to be the traditional "fantasy magic" we're familar with through media, but something much more esoteric and near impossible to truly grasp without the proper guidance of a practioner or access to said "forbidden knowledge".
 
I still love the Hollow Moon theory. The moon basically has a bunch of shit that doesn't line up unless you concede that the interior is hollow, and potentially has a metallic structure within it as if the moon was intentionally hollowed out/constructed as a ship and placed in orbit around Earth. It's really cool. The WhyFiles has a great episode about it:
 
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Paul McCartney and/or Dave Chappelle were killed and replaced by clones.
I remember seeing a detailed webpage about Paul McCartney being a replacement ages ago. Shit is at least interesting, even if he, in reality, was in a car accident but didn't die.

They claimed there was a look-alike/sound-alike contest and he was replaced by Billy Shears.
 
I remember seeing a detailed webpage about Paul McCartney being a replacement ages ago. Shit is at least interesting, even if he, in reality, was in a car accident but didn't die.

They claimed there was a look-alike/sound-alike contest and he was replaced by Billy Shears.
The funniest part about the McCartney dying theory is that, based on when the car accident happened, The Beatles were actually more successful with the replacement.
 
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There is an interesting theory that Operation Sea-Spray is what made the San Francisco Bay Area so gay and fucked in the head.

Starting on September 20, 1950, and continuing until September 27, the U.S. Navy released the two types of bacteria from a ship off the shore of San Francisco. Based on results from monitoring equipment at 43 locations around the city, the Army determined that San Francisco had received enough of a dose for nearly all of the city's 800,000 residents to inhale at least 5,000 of the particles.
 
Theres the conspiracy the true reason for the invasion of Iraq is because 5 months earlier, they discovered the Tomb of Gilgamesh, and the Clinton email server leaks, asking for information on it.
It was imperative that the US secured the Annunaki Stargates to Mars/the Sirius Star system:

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Two good examples were Vladimir Putin is actually an immortal demon as he can be seen in historical events depicted in paintings and very old photographs in Russia going back hundreds of years
That can be explained with genetics. In an isolated traditional land like Muscovy, it's very likely that many people across history shared the same phenotype. Even in modern America I've seen a few people with my exact features (and I'm pretty unique-looking).

Magic IS real, but the knowledge of how to use it has been erased from the mind of the masses, one way or another, and what knowledge remains is heavily guarded by the "elite" of the world. I don't believe it to be the traditional "fantasy magic" we're familar with through media, but something much more esoteric and near impossible to truly grasp without the proper guidance of a practioner or access to said "forbidden knowledge".
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That can be explained with genetics. In an isolated traditional land like Muscovy, it's very likely that many people across history shared the same phenotype. Even in modern America I've seen a few people with my exact features (and I'm pretty unique-looking).


I figured as such. I'd imagine his family for many generations was from an upper class and not necessarily intentionally inbred but, kept intermingling with their upper class or smaller village. Not to mention you're right we have all seen someone somewhere who could pass for our identical twin. There is a specific celebrity who used to show up in Quentin Tarantino movies it's kind of astonishing how much I look like when the age factor is removed. A woman who used to work for him as a PA ran into me in a grocery store and honestly asked if I was is illegitimate son.

It's just really really funny to me the idea people think Vladimir Putin is some kind of immortal being and or ageless demon.




I really have to note how hilarious the hidden "backwards message" "backwards acronym" thing is. It's so fucking stupid its hilarious and it's incredibly clear anything heard is just based on a preconceived belief. A great example is rock music when played backwards referencing worshiping Satan and such.

Old Adam Sandler comedy where he plays one of Satan's sons, demonstrating it's all bullshit playing Black Sabbath followed by an fictional joke I still find fucking hilarious.
 
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