Prison Letters Oct 25 2021 - Chris writes letter about a doll

Stephanie Bustcakes said:
And I would also like to say that since these guys are Loud House fans, that means we can be 100% sure they are also pedophiles.
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Same energy..."do you think chris gets embarrassed when I ask him about fucking the little girl doll? i just want to see it for a few laughs haha"
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ah fuck man, i almost feel for him. Every Ween has Chris' captive attention now- he's probably lonely as fuck holed up in a cell and excited to get any letters, and the man is simply too autistic to know that these aren't well-meaning individuals.

also- what kind of fucking IDIOT takes time out of their day to write a letter to somebody now infamous for literally fucking their demented mom. I get it- it's chris-chan, internet funnyman, but like ??? it's serious now. what don't these fucking weens get about that?

make it make sense.
 
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bigwetfarts said:
It's not defending. It's all been done thousands of time. He's a mentally handicapped 40 year old exceptional individual and his bullies are just as much losers as him, they just don't realize it.
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Ironic isn’t it? Weens tried to get the house condemned for the hoard and failed. Weens wanted the animals taken away and failed. Now the best they can do is write unfunny letters to Christ Chan.
 
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All these letters with schizo styled writing are giving me mixed messages. Chris to me has either gone full fucking crazy or he's just tryharding to get the insanity verdict. Either way, he's gonna burn in hell in the end for blasphemy against the holy spirit (since he's calling himself Jesus).
 
Fetish Roulette said:
Given that Chris is too fat to crawl through anything, I'm thinking Green Mile.
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Maybe he'll try flushing himself down the toilet.

Chris: Guardddds....Cummm quickhplebhblehummmm

Guard, looking at a blue faced Chris he pulled out:
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They don't pay me enough to do this job.

*Proceeds to kiss*
 
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Weenery aside, I have a feeling this has already been brought up but man that’s a fucking hideous doll. It seems like they went for this stylized look on top of an already stylized character and to horrible effect. I can’t imagine any kid liking it… somehow fits Chris in that regard.
 
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I think this is a sign the lulz will decrease for a while. There will be the wild ride of the sentencing, then boredom until he gets out.
 
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I think this is a sign the lulz will decrease for a while. There will be the wild ride of the sentencing, then boredom until he gets out.
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When he's in prison proper, and people can order him things from the Walkenhorst catalog, I'm worried Weens are going to send him a TV and posh supplies that will make him a target. With more distractions, maybe this "I'm Jesus!" bullshit will mellow a bit, but for any Weens reading this, if anything, send Ramen and candy that Chris can trade for for protection (and know he will probably eat most of it).
 
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