Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[Procrastinhater]

Honestly, people shouldn't be so rude to Coupon. We were only trying to give chris a second chance. Everyone has their ups and downs mentally, physically, and spiritually. You guys might think he's too far gone but you will never know that until you try, you pray on it, and you make some attempt to make it happen. Yes this may seem silly to you, but I assure you if you just tried to pick up the quran and read just a few passages you would realize we aren't bad. We wanted to help chris, not drive him further crazy and definetly not make him say such things about Allah. We weren't trying to be trolls and christory doesn't matter too much anyways, as everyone in it seems to be a bad person. Not us. We are good, god fearing, and loving people, who wanted to help chris and come together as friends. I only hope you guys stop trying to dox coupon, as he is a good man. I also pray that you guys can see the truth and read our book and come to live by it.

I've read the Quran. Chapter 9 in particular was very interesting. I've read the Hadith as well.
It's a fascinating look into the history and culture of mid 1st Millennium Arabia, but don't try to tell me it's some 'Divine TRUE AND HONEST word of God" that has the backing of modern science when it talks about the Moon being split, Muhammed flying on a magic flying horse, and venerates a dude in his 50's that fucked a 9 yearold girl.
And don't try and pretend your whole "Project CwC Islam" gay op was some spiritual goodness of the heart thing when you faggots set up a GoFundMe and started looking for asspats and validation by getting your names in the CwCi.
And I thought Coupon said she didn't care if she was doxed?

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Is this faggot ACTUALLY using the Chewbacca Defense to justify his conversion to Islam??

chris must burkachu becouse hamsters are cute ...yes... reddit says "it's an older code but it clears".

 

[lolnah]

Looking for other turds to touch, @Coupon11 ?

 

[Donna Klein]

Honestly, people shouldn't be so rude to Coupon. We were only trying to give chris a second chance. Everyone has their ups and downs mentally, physically, and spiritually. You guys might think he's too far gone but you will never know that until you try, you pray on it, and you make some attempt to make it happen. Yes this may seem silly to you, but I assure you if you just tried to pick up the quran and read just a few passages you would realize we aren't bad. We wanted to help chris, not drive him further crazy and definetly not make him say such things about Allah. We weren't trying to be trolls and christory doesn't matter too much anyways, as everyone in it seems to be a bad person. Not us. We are good, god fearing, and loving people, who wanted to help chris and come together as friends. I only hope you guys stop trying to dox coupon, as he is a good man. I also pray that you guys can see the truth and read our book and come to live by it.

Coupon went into the Cwcki discord himself with the same ComputerFixer926 username and posted a picture of his hand holding the letter in front of the discord chat, and acted like a clout chasing asshole until he got banned... Pretty sure he deserves the hate.

 

[Dread First]

I'm not a devout Muslim by any stretch of the imagination, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say "astaghfirullah." May Allah bring dark hours and disaster upon Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Looking for other turds to touch, @Coupon11 ?

I actually don't think Coupon and these Islam Weens did it out of malice, I think Coupon being a new convert has the proselytising problem a lot of new converts has where they think they've found some huge truth and want to share it.
But I also don't believe it was purely a good deed for the sake of good deeds.
I don't know what the fuck they were thinking but setting up a GoFundMe, the GoFundMe having "Get your name in Christory" and then coming here and hinting and nudging that they need to be recognized in the CwCi now tells me a big part of this was done for clout, like any other gay op.
A bunch of Redditors, probably exposed to Chris for the first time when the Merge happened, and not having the background in understanding Chris or the sense to listen to the advice about touching the cows, totally misread the culture of the board and thought they would get asspats for this retarded shit.
The whole thing stinks of Reddit, I'm not surprised it was traced back there so quickly.
And dickwaving about how you don't care about being doxed is the dumbest shit to do here of all places, it's like covering your dick in honey and sticking it into a fire ant mound.
Although from the look of Coupon's hand, it's a she not a he we're looking at here, although these days that doesn't mean what it used to...
EDIT- Coupon appears to be a guy.
Just with really feminine hands.

 

[Rapechu]

Honestly, people shouldn't be so rude to Coupon. We were only trying to give chris a second chance. Everyone has their ups and downs mentally, physically, and spiritually. You guys might think he's too far gone but you will never know that until you try, you pray on it, and you make some attempt to make it happen. Yes this may seem silly to you, but I assure you if you just tried to pick up the quran and read just a few passages you would realize we aren't bad. We wanted to help chris, not drive him further crazy and definetly not make him say such things about Allah. We weren't trying to be trolls and christory doesn't matter too much anyways, as everyone in it seems to be a bad person. Not us. We are good, god fearing, and loving people, who wanted to help chris and come together as friends. I only hope you guys stop trying to dox coupon, as he is a good man. I also pray that you guys can see the truth and read our book and come to live by it.

If you want to break through to Chris, you have to understand he is severely mentally unwell. He is completely delusional and disassociated from reality at this point. You can't say to him "God will save you" because he is exactly where he wants to be. He is the lord of all creation, suffering during his pre-ordained persecution right before his miraculous rise to glory. The only thing he has left is his imaginary world, and the only way you can interact with him is through the context of this delusion. If you want to convert him to Islam so he can maybe find some structure and morality and humility in his life (a respectable pursuit) then you will have to lower yourself to his level and engage him through these delusions. You also have to understand that trying to bring a mature tone to sites like this will only, at best, get you called autistic, because this is a comedy site and trying to bring an air of gravity to it is not what people come here to read.

Something like this will have better results:

Greetings Mrs. Christine Blueheart Sonichu Chandler,
I am Muhammed ibn Muhammed ibn Muhammed, Padishah of the Fremen Tribes of Arrakis. In the name of Allah, the most merciful, the most just, we declare meme JIHAD on CWCville! Your blasphemies and depravities cry out to Allah for punishment! Already, our brave mujahideen have seized the capital and enforced Shariah law on its streets.

Faced with the weight of their blasphemies and confronted with the judgement of the Gom Jabbar, Sonichu and Rosechu and Magichan have seen the light and converted to Islam. Inshallah you must repent of your life of sin, and cease your lies and false claims of Godhood.
Shai Hulud, Chris
Sincerely,
Muhammed ibn Muhammed ibn Muhammed

 

[Aeon Path]

Honestly, people shouldn't be so rude to Coupon. We were only trying to give chris a second chance. Everyone has their ups and downs mentally, physically, and spiritually. You guys might think he's too far gone but you will never know that until you try, you pray on it, and you make some attempt to make it happen. Yes this may seem silly to you, but I assure you if you just tried to pick up the quran and read just a few passages you would realize we aren't bad. We wanted to help chris, not drive him further crazy and definetly not make him say such things about Allah.

Yeah, yes, very noble. Wasted effort on your part, mainly because you lack the most basic knowledge about how Chris reacts to this kind of message, and took the laziest route possible. Most people aren't mad that you tried to convert Chris they are mad because It makes for boring, predictable replies for Chris.

We weren't trying to be trolls and christory doesn't matter too much anyways, as everyone in it seems to be a bad person. Not us.

Uhm... Funny you say that, since your "give us 40 bucks so we can make Chris aware of Allah" page seems to imply otherwise.

All in all, It's nice to see seemingly well meaning weening for a change, but it's a shame it was so lazy.

 

[LadiosSopp]

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No words.

This is the gayest, most Ween-tastic shit I've seen a while. Good fucking lord.

 

[lolnah]

I actually don't think Coupon and these Islam Weens did it out of malice, I think Coupon being a new convert has the proselytising problem a lot of new converts has where they think they've found some huge truth and want to share it.
But I also don't believe it was purely a good deed for the sake of good deeds.
I don't know what the fuck they were thinking but setting up a GoFundMe, the GoFundMe having "Get your name in Christory" and then coming here and hinting and nudging that they need to be recognized in the CwCi now tells me a big part of this was done for clout, like any other gay op.
A bunch of Redditors, probably exposed to Chris for the first time when the Merge happened, and not having the background in understanding Chris or the sense to listen to the advice about touching the cows, totally misread the culture of the board and thought they would get asspats for this retarded shit.
The whole thing stinks of Reddit, I'm not surprised it was traced back there so quickly.
And dickwaving about how you don't care about being doxed is the dumbest shit to do here of all places, it's like covering your dick in honey and sticking it into a fire ant mound.
Although from the look of Coupon's hand, it's a she not a he we're looking at here, although these days that doesn't mean what it used to...

It just feels to me like there is this entire faction of Zoomers who were raised on YouTube videos who think that being in the GenoSamuel documentaries is the peak of fame.

Doing anything for e-fame or clout, regardless of whether or not the intentions are good, is still doing it for clout. If anyone is delusional enough to think that they are special and can save CWC after FIFTEEN YEARS OF THE SAME BULLSHIT ON INCREASINGLY LARGER SCALES is just as fucking delusional as Chris is at this point.

 

[Kattzeow]

Yeah, yes, very noble. Wasted effort on your part, mainly because you lack the most basic knowledge about how Chris reacts to this kind of message, and took the laziest route possible. Most people aren't mad that you tried to convert Chris they are mad because It makes for boring, predictable replies for Chris.



Uhm... Funny you say that, since your "give us 40 bucks so we can make Chris aware of Allah" page seems to imply otherwise.
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All in all, It's nice to see seemingly well meaning weening for a change, but it's a shame it was so lazy.

I didn't create any of this. I am just a muslim and christorian who found the discord and became friends with Coupon12 and everyone else. I admit he shouldve written more information for Chris to learn about Islam, but any information can change someone, even the smallest ammount. Yes, Chris is crazy, Ive gone through psychosis before because of my schizoaffective disorder and I managed to pull through after going to a proper doctor and then finding islam. Chris most likely will be getting help after/during prision/jail and then perhaps he will realize islam is the way.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Any positive influencer would have to induce him to work

I see the flaw in your theory right there.

 

[Rapechu]

I think there is a proselytizing aspect to "going down in Christory" which makes it less weenish. If Chris actually converted to Islam and turned his life around (which I give a 0% chance of happening), then people could point to him, probably the most pitiful human alive right now, as a success story to show off the power of faith. I think it would be certainly impressive if any man were able to reform Chris and I would definitely at least have a look at what they had to say.

Basically, if these guys did exactly what they are doing now, but they didn't post on Chris Chan sites, nobody would think they were doing anything unusual, just religious people proselytizing to inmates, which you see all the time with every sort of prisoner.

 

[Kattzeow]

If you want to break through to Chris, you have to understand he is severely mentally unwell. He is completely delusional and disassociated from reality at this point. You can't say to him "God will save you" because he is exactly where he wants to be. He is the lord of all creation, suffering during his pre-ordained persecution right before his miraculous rise to glory. The only thing he has left is his imaginary world, and the only way you can interact with him is through the context of this delusion. If you want to convert him to Islam so he can maybe find some structure and morality and humility in his life (a respectable pursuit) then you will have to lower yourself to his level and engage him through these delusions. You also have to understand that trying to bring a mature tone to sites like this will only, at best, get you called autistic, because this is a comedy site and trying to bring an air of gravity to it is not what people come here to read.

Something like this will have better results:

This is why Chris is this way. If everyone told him to his face that he is not god and told him none of his delusions were real and tried to get him actual help with a doctor or a spiritual guide then eventually he will have to face facts. You cant continue to play into it, itll only make him worst and hurt him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I didn't create any of this. I am just a muslim and christorian who found the discord and became friends with Coupon12 and everyone else. I admit he shouldve written more information for Chris to learn about Islam, but any information can change someone, even the smallest ammount. Yes, Chris is crazy, Ive gone through psychosis before because of my schizoaffective disorder and I managed to pull through after going to a proper doctor and then finding islam. Chris most likely will be getting help after/during prision/jail and then perhaps he will realize islam is the way.

I do believe you crazy fucks wanted to help him, as well as get your names in Christory, but if you've spent anytime following Chris you should have known Chris can't be helped, because Chris doesn't want help.
Chris thinks he's above all that, he's the Real Player One, and it's us that are the idiot NPC's because we can't recognize the divine majesty of Mrs Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

As to your other comment, that's always the roadblock people have run into, unless you LARP with Chris and play along with his delusions he freezes you out, like Josh said, he prefers to listen to the trolls that tell him he's a goddess, swindled money out of him, and eventually got him locked up.

 

[Rapechu]

This is why Chris is this way. If everyone told him to his face that he is not god and told him none of his delusions were real and tried to get him actual help with a doctor or a spiritual guide then eventually he will have to face facts. You cant continue to play into it, itll only make him worst and hurt him.

The way I honestly think that you have to understand him, is that he is not a rational adult. He is like a child, he wants someone to play make-believe with. If you start dropping truth bombs on him, he will just say "no thanks" and ignore you. Even when he was relatively sane, people have given him good advice, and he simply did not understand. They said things like "you can't watch nothing but children's cartoons, people will think you're retarded and women don't want to be with retarded, immature men" and he would reply "they're not just for kids, they're for all ages". He is even worse now then he was then, by far. He will never snap out of his imaginary world, at least not all at once by some epiphany. What time has shown us is that he has only dived deeper and deeper into them. He has spent almost his entire adult life with these creations as his only friends and creative outlet. If you actually want to waste fucking years of your life trying to be this guy's father-figure, then I think that other poster had it right. You will have to literally use pavlovian conditioning to ease him out of his habits and build up a routine of good habits, by constantly buying him things.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Unless you're seeing an entirely different image from what I am, the symbols in question are a Gemini on the long haired figure, and a Libra on the fat figure. Godbearjesus wept. I can almost understand mistaking Gemini for Pisces, but Virgo looks nothing like Libra. You'd think among our autistic population there'd be at least one Homestuck fag to prevent mix ups like this.
Edit- I bothered to look up the actual dates. Barb is a Libra, and mistaking the Gemini symbol for the Pisces symbol is a mistake I could see Chris making. My autistic point still stands.

Sorry, I know nothing about astrology and I hate anyone who believes in it. I just Google'd Chris and Barb's birthdays + "astrology" and looked at the Google image results. I'll take the L on this one, although it's possible and probable that Chris is as ignorant on the subject as I am lmao

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Anyone else notice that Chris only mentions Malachi in all of his letters? I feel like he flipped to a random book in the Bible and read the same few chapters over and over since hes been locked up.

sockness. it's his ass that taught chris that we need to tithe to them to keep the covenant. he told chris to tell trolls that he earns his tugboat by working every day as goddess blueheart. chris never read the bible. he just knows malachi is where the proof is that he earns his tugboat by -not- releasing a 2nd flood.

 

[Aeon Path]

I didn't create any of this. I am just a muslim and christorian who found the discord and became friends with Coupon12 and everyone else.

I misunderstood. Sorry.

My point still stands: good intentions; bad idea. Tell the gang that next time they try save someone's soul, don't be so lazy, you can't expect Allah to do all the work.

 

[GumballFapper]

I actually don't think Coupon and these Islam Weens did it out of malice,

Coupon literally asked if someone can edit his name into Cwcki

100% ween