Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

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Joe Swanson said:
I can't wait until coupon has a thread and then declares a fatwa on Jersh because of it
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Do it, fgts.

PROTIP: For anyone else who wants to act like a stupid fucking ween while being a redditard to boot... all those lovely comments you made never really disappear. There are people archiving them.

Be seeing you.
 
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Dread First said:
You're vastly overestimating the gravity of Chris's crimes. He's in a plain old jail awaiting trial, and if convicted, the odds are that Chris wouldn't end up in a maximum or even high-security prison. Do you have any idea just how many mentally ill sexual deviants pollute the criminal justice system? Unless he's guilty of some serious sexual shit (i.e. child molestation, actually getting a proper rape conviction instead of incest, etc.), they're more than likely going to shove Chris into a low-to-medium security facility for the next X years.
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He'll probably just get harassment by some shitty hispanic gang or sperg out in the corner of his cell.
 
I back down on all schizo claims, seems like this Islam thing was just a LARP
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At the hour this message was posted it was 22:02 in Tennessee and Texas and 23:02 in EST, both are too late for Maghrib prayers. Semper Fi to @Spooky Bones for finding this issue




Edit: LMAO he tried to damage control on my profile
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horrorfan89 said:
look closely at the "auras" drawing, you can see a couple engaged in what he calls a "soul bond."

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Note what seems to resemble long hair on the top figure and the visible breasts on the bottom one, self portrait of Chris fucking barb trying to be hidden by outline silhouette type drawings? Forget the letters THIS is the damning piece of evidence that'll convince them he's guilty as sin.
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I've been following this ridiculous fat autist since the beginning, and this is absolutely the most horrifying thing I've ever seen him do. Jesus Christ... I really do hope that he gets slapped with a decade or so in prison after seeing this.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Post that into a jail you're gonna end up on a watchlist.
Who am I kidding, we're all probably on one anyway.
Might as well go for the full house and send him Uncle Ted's manifesto, and Brievik's too while you're on (Disclaimer: don't do this shit. Shouldn't need a disclaimer, but autism is unstoppable it seems, as far as Chris is concerned.)
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Tedpilled Chris roleplaying as Moonman Sonichu would be something to see.
 
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A Flying Nun said:
I propose we all mail him whatever book would be the most hilarious if Chris were to absorb it's contents like a sponge and decide that's the new reality.
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I was about to suggest Mein Kampf with all references of Hitler censored out just to see if Chris actually knew anything about Nazism. But Mein Kampf is a pretty boring book and I doubt Chris could endure the first few pages.

Maybe Dune? Might lead to a Goddess-Emperor Blue Heart.
 
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JULAY said:
I've been following this ridiculous fat autist since the beginning, and this is absolutely the most horrifying thing I've ever seen him do. Jesus Christ... I really do hope that he gets slapped with a decade or so in prison after seeing this.
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My favorite part is that this implies Chris thinks people talk to each other with "ye olde english" sentence structure like it's Game of Thrones during sex, and that the proper, polite response to a good round of sex is "yes thank you."

Also he stuck astrological symbols on both characters. Are those his and Barb's astrological signs?
 
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A Flying Nun said:
My favorite part is that this implies Chris thinks people talk to each other with "ye olde english" sentence structure like it's Game of Thrones during sex, and that the proper, polite response to a good round of sex is "yes thank you."

Also he stuck astrological symbols on both characters. Are those his and Barb's astrological signs?
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Yes, they are he and the Barblax's astrological signs.

AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
Actually we need some autism detective work here. Those look like astrology signs on the characters. Can someone verify if they match Chris and Barb's signs? I think this is literally Chris drawing lo-fi fanart of him raping his mom

Edit: OH MY GOD IT IS. Chris' sign is Pisces, Barb's sign is Virgo. The one with long hair asking the other how she likes it has the Pisces symbol on it and the one with tits has the Virgo symbol.
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A Flying Nun said:
My favorite part is that this implies Chris thinks people talk to each other with "ye olde english" sentence structure like it's Game of Thrones during sex, and that the proper, polite response to a good round of sex is "yes thank you."

Also he stuck astrological symbols on both characters. Are those his and Barb's astrological signs?
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This is the same guy who believed "Insert Rod A into Slot B" was raunchy enough for a Sonichu sex scene.
 
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@GethN7 @Goofy Goober

@Coupon11 you absolute jet black nigger talk to us from your normal kiwi account, gayest of ops, kys

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pfp is allegedly him but I am not sure that it really is, it, like the Islam shit, or the tranny shit (to a degree) seems like it all could be a LARP
 
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GumballFapper said:
I back down on all schizo claims, seems like this Islam thing was just a LARP
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At the hour this message was posted it was 22:02 in Tennessee and Texas and 23:02 in EST, both are too late for Maghrib prayers. Semper Fi to @Spooky Bones for finding this issue




Edit: LMAO he tried to damage control on my profile
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If this muslim stuff is all a LARP then I do have to ask... what was the fucking point of any of it?

I am still inclined to believe that they must be muslims, because it doesn't make sense to me that they actually took the trouble to prepare the server logs where they all LARP as muslims, but they were too lazy to engage Chris beyond a single exchange before throwing in the towel. Anyone who is diligent enough to prepare a fake persona to manipulate us would at least put in a comparable effort to manipulating Chris, right?

Maybe I just don't understand the 4d snakes and ladders being played by reddit masterminds.
 
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DaddyDickDown said:
There are some fags up in here. The gay ops is mission immpissable level.
Lmfao “doxxing”
Fags need to stop doing shit they know they be ashamed of doing.
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Yeah, the last time somebody tried elaborate gay ops...well, there's a reason Bella has her own bonafide subforum now and has largely been running damage control ever since.

EDIT: I got a very damage-control visitor message on my profile from coupon boy showing he took great offense at even being COMPARED to Bella. I don't think he understands the farms don't give a shit - you pozload my negholep like a dumbass, you're going to be mocked openly by the forums for being a dumbass.
 
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Rapechu said:
If this muslim stuff is all a LARP then I do have to ask
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If it wasn't LARPing, then I gotta thank him for providing us with empirical proof against his "only Islam can cure turboautism" argument, since it's clearly not working with him.

If it was, what's the point? Shit's lame and lazy even by zoomer standards.

In any case...

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