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Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam
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It's not everyday we get a treat in literal shenanigans, but here we are. I popped into a thread to read some absolutely insane Chris letters and maybe do another letter analysis and I left with some fucking retards LARPing for Allah and trying to convert Chris.
Then we find out that they're using discord to plan even more gay-ops
Immediate red-flag Scooby-Doo villainy faggotry
Did none of these fucking retards learn ANYTHING from the portobella saga?
I swear to god if I had a dime for every Chris Troll in these last couple months with the SAME following characteristics:
- Le Epic Trolling Plan to Checkmate Chris
- Uses Discord for Gay-Ops
- Deletes everything but continues to use it after the reveal
- Immediately disappears as soon as they're caught but keep the moral high ground
- "Diddn' do nuffin'" Ideology 100% of the time
- Weird obssesion with Trooning out/People who orbit them are transitioning/interested in it
- Degenerate Sexual behavior along with weird furry shit
I'd be a million times richer than I already am.
Whatever @Coupon11 Keep being a retard with your weird discord server, I'd like to laugh a bit harder with everyone else
Feel free to add on anything else to the characteristic list LMAO I may have missed a couple of points.
Godspeed Kiwi's Godspeed.
Then we find out that they're using discord to plan even more gay-ops
Immediate red-flag Scooby-Doo villainy faggotry
Did none of these fucking retards learn ANYTHING from the portobella saga?
I swear to god if I had a dime for every Chris Troll in these last couple months with the SAME following characteristics:
- Le Epic Trolling Plan to Checkmate Chris
- Uses Discord for Gay-Ops
- Deletes everything but continues to use it after the reveal
- Immediately disappears as soon as they're caught but keep the moral high ground
- "Diddn' do nuffin'" Ideology 100% of the time
- Weird obssesion with Trooning out/People who orbit them are transitioning/interested in it
- Degenerate Sexual behavior along with weird furry shit
I'd be a million times richer than I already am.
Whatever @Coupon11 Keep being a retard with your weird discord server, I'd like to laugh a bit harder with everyone else
Feel free to add on anything else to the characteristic list LMAO I may have missed a couple of points.
Godspeed Kiwi's Godspeed.
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@Coupon11 trim your fingernails, dumb twink fuckboy
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These are the type I genuinely hate with a passion. Bored weens who have nothing better to do than troll an autist because they've watched videos of Chris on YouTube without grasping the fact that he's an entirely different person nowadays.
These Youtubers often do more harm than good. All's good if you have good intentions and just want to inform people, though a majority of them do it for clicks and inadvertently lead idiots to try and troll him. I'm sure this Undercook guy's just some kid who, alongside the other gang of weens, thought it would be 'funny' and preposterous to convince him to convert to Islam.
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"Knowing your target is the key of a perfect engagement"
These LARPing faggots breaking out Sun Tsu and Clauswitz to troll fucking Chris Chan.
My fucking sides...
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Those retards talk as if trolling a tranny that believes he is a Sonic-Pikachu-Pony hybrid is something that requires tactical genius
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Oddly enough, that's what Mormons actually believe. It's like Scientology but cheaper and with magic underwear.I wonder what the next letter will be. Can people send tapes or dvds to Chris Chan in jail? If you can (no idea what can be sent into a jail for inmates) it be hilarious if Chris got gifted a copy of the banned Mormon cartoon that shit is crazy and weirdly fits Chris Chan's distorted views on Christianity.
Banned Mormon Cartoon - EXTENDED VERSION
http://godmakersmovie.com/ The EXTENDED "Banned Mormon Cartoon" illustrating Mormon Beliefs. This cartoon is an excerpt from our film "The Secret World of M...youtu.be
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So Chris still does nothing and shits himself, this time in prison.
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It's his natural state of existence so yes he's doing just that - Incidentally there is a job opening for a rug cleaner opened up at Central Virginia Regional Jail.
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It's in the same vein of calling him only to scream about JULAY or pickles.
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So Chris calling 40% of Muslims bad is funny but he did that all on his own without the trolls. He trolled himself into an eventual beating saying that while still trolling these weens by not doing what they wanted.
At what point do people realize you'll just get Bananasaurus'd and ridiculed?
At what point do people realize you'll just get Bananasaurus'd and ridiculed?
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Someone better troll him into drawing Breivikchu, to remove kebab from CWCVille.
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So the plan is that these guys will not get a page on the CWCki, since they clearly want the attention from that, and because Chris is basically in Jail. They're going to have to deal with being just a footnote in the respective Jail Letter page.
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You know the funny thing? Those fuckers challenged Chris Fucking Chan to a battle of wits and lost.
Also now that I think about it, from the fact that they had to write two letters to Chris to even get a reply, and that they supposedly sent him stamps, Chris swindled a free stamp out of them.
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Honestly at this point I would have preferred if weens just stuck to calling Chris and yelling JULAY or sending him a pizza over all these gay-ops they try to run nowadays.
What's even the point of trying to troll somebody who is behind bars and isn't getting out for another couple months at the earliest, and can only communicate to the outside world through hand-written letters anyways?
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I cannot even possibly imagine what a page on them would even say. "Dumb nerds wrote a letter to Chris, prompting him to spew more Goddess Merge crap. Chris bounced away their psyop by saying Islam was toxic and they immediately gave up".
Maybe we can have a page, titled "Jail of Fail" where badly planned psyops that fall flat on their face are listed.
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I think having a section like that on the "Post-Merge Era" page would suffice, TBH. I feel like these guys deserve a paragraph on there at most. I'm hoping a page doesn't have to be made.
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I mean that's still giving them more attention then they deserve, so I'm not entirely sure if I would be able to get behind that.
I guess I could see like one or two examples being used as a way of communicating "Don't do this shit, your plan is going to fail and you could get yourself in hot water", but that's about it.
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Ellen deserves a page before these faggots do and I bet a lot of people already don't even remember who she is. These idiots thought of a saga that sounds memorable, in fact sounds like the title of a cwcki article, "Chris and Islam", but ultimately nothing of interest happened. Had it, maybe a page would have been needed to document their tryhard bullshit however reluctantly but happily were in a situation where they can promptly be forgotten about as both pathetic and irrelevant.
All of them still deserve to get doxed though.
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