Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[ANobody]

I cant wait for the "Chris draws Muhammad fanart in prison"-arc

 

[Furry killer]

Hey guys, it's Coupon11. I'm the founder of project cwc islam and I run the PO Box that I sent and received letters with Chris from.
I will transcribe the letter so it can be posted in the CWCki.
Obviously it looks like Chris is not open to Islam. The project is over. Pretty disappointed, I thoufht this could be the one thing that changes his life. The turning point of christory. But at least we found out his opinion on it for the very first time. It has been an honor to contribute to Chris chan knowledge.
Time to update this page. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_religion

EDIT: Never mind, someone else transcribed it.
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This is dumb and low effort/low iq weenery, and to come here to gloat just makes me laugh.

 

[The Nameless One]

Someone needs to send Chris a 500-page pack of paper for $5 from Wal-Mart and some crayons so he can continue chronicling his New New Testament visually and not just through a bunch of repetitive letters.

 

[Rapechu]

This is dumb and low effort/low iq weenery, and to come here to gloat just makes me laugh.

Chris is literally a captive audience right now, he has nothing to do but sit on his muslim prayer rug and play solitaire. How the fuck someone can fail to actually engage him is just baffling.

At the very least OP, if you aren't going to follow through with your operation and convert Chris to your religion, can you at least get him to stop making a mockery of it by sharting on your prayer rug?

 

[Tikbalang]

By the time he finishes reading the bible, maybe that'll be the time to give him the quran, both in english and arabic.

It's also interesting if he was given a satanic bible. If christians freak out on the book itself without reading its contents, I wouldn't know would Chris do.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Reading the third letter, I imagine the moment Chris gets out of prison whenever that happens, he'll probably be banned from every church or place of worship. That is without mentioning how many religious inmates he'd piss off whenever he is sent to prison.

 

[Ophelia]

Why does Chris not write about his jail experiences than all this delusional rambling Bullshit, he’s such a keen writer he could start an memoir of the experiences he has in prison befriend a niggo and became a autistic Stephen King à la The ShawSonichu Redemption. He’d sell millions!!

Because he writes about whatever entertains him.

I can get a chuckle out of Chunky referring to Allah as a woman, so to me the dumbshit letter isn’t worthless.

 

[normiereeee]

Honestly, people shouldn't be so rude to Coupon. We were only trying to give chris a second chance. Everyone has their ups and downs mentally, physically, and spiritually. You guys might think he's too far gone but you will never know that until you try, you pray on it, and you make some attempt to make it happen. Yes this may seem silly to you, but I assure you if you just tried to pick up the quran and read just a few passages you would realize we aren't bad. We wanted to help chris, not drive him further crazy and definetly not make him say such things about Allah. We weren't trying to be trolls and christory doesn't matter too much anyways, as everyone in it seems to be a bad person. Not us. We are good, god fearing, and loving people, who wanted to help chris and come together as friends. I only hope you guys stop trying to dox coupon, as he is a good man. I also pray that you guys can see the truth and read our book and come to live by it.

fuck off, also hi coupon III

 

[Coleslaw]

hey coupon, don't you mean ComputerFixer926 on reddit? how's UTDallas treating you?

At least he's smart enough to get into a half decent college.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You know I wonder if prisoners can be sent media?

I don't think you can mail in books for prisoners anymore. I'm pretty sure they stopped it because of people soaking the pages in chemicals that you could then rip the pages out and eat them to get high or some shit.
All books and stuff have to be bought from the commissary. You could check I suppose, I'm too lazy, besides I'm not sending Chris shit.

 

[Count Olaf]

Honestly, people shouldn't be so rude to Coupon. We were only trying to give chris a second chance. Everyone has their ups and downs mentally, physically, and spiritually. You guys might think he's too far gone but you will never know that until you try, you pray on it, and you make some attempt to make it happen. Yes this may seem silly to you, but I assure you if you just tried to pick up the quran and read just a few passages you would realize we aren't bad. We wanted to help chris, not drive him further crazy and definetly not make him say such things about Allah. We weren't trying to be trolls and christory doesn't matter too much anyways, as everyone in it seems to be a bad person. Not us. We are good, god fearing, and loving people, who wanted to help chris and come together as friends. I only hope you guys stop trying to dox coupon, as he is a good man. I also pray that you guys can see the truth and read our book and come to live by it.

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"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?" - Vaas Montenegro
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That's noble and all, but the problem is you're NOT giving him a second chance because he HAS been given a second chance already. And a third chance. And a fourth chance. And a fifth, and a sixth, and a seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth chance, and on and on by MANY other people who all thought the same exact thing:

"Surely I"LL be the one to help Chris Chan and make myself look good on the internet and feel better about myself for it!"

I wont say they were fools because wanting to help someone is not a bad thing even if its pointless. Chris deserves to be given every opportunity to turn himself around no matter how far gone he is or continues to fall because It's never too late until the day he dies to change. But the trouble when it comes to Chris is that the only way he's going to be helped is by taking the first steps on his own by

A) acknowledge that all his delusions are just that

and

B) admitting that he has a problem and needs help

And therein lies the biggest barrier, the biggest obstacle, the biggest wall, the biggest whatever you want to call it that has always stood in the way of Chris getting the help he needs: Chris himself. To his deepest, most deluded core, Chris does not believe that he needs any kind of help because he does not believe that he has any kind of problem. It is a barrier that Chris and ONLY Chris can break down. But he will likely hide himself behind it until the day he dies.

 

[Ophelia]

I don't think you can mail in books for prisoners anymore. I'm pretty sure they stopped it because of people soaking the pages in chemicals that you could then rip the pages out and eat them to get high or some shit.
All books and stuff have to be bought from the commissary. You could check I suppose, I'm too lazy, besides I'm not sending Chris shit.

Other kiwis have stated that books can be ordered and sent from approved retailers like Amazon.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

For those wishing for Chris to make Sonichu comics in jail, face it, Chris has given up on comics long ago. He was never interested in comics to begin with and hated when people demanded he update them. He completely abandoned them after Bob's death and only restarted them in 2017 because people forgot about him enough that he felt safe restarting his work. With the whole internet's eyes on him, he's going to leave Sonichu stewing in his daydreams until he dies.

 

[ANobody]

Honestly, people shouldn't be so rude to Coupon. We were only trying to give chris a second chance. Everyone has their ups and downs mentally, physically, and spiritually. You guys might think he's too far gone but you will never know that until you try, you pray on it, and you make some attempt to make it happen. Yes this may seem silly to you, but I assure you if you just tried to pick up the quran and read just a few passages you would realize we aren't bad. We wanted to help chris, not drive him further crazy and definetly not make him say such things about Allah. We weren't trying to be trolls and christory doesn't matter too much anyways, as everyone in it seems to be a bad person. Not us. We are good, god fearing, and loving people, who wanted to help chris and come together as friends. I only hope you guys stop trying to dox coupon, as he is a good man. I also pray that you guys can see the truth and read our book and come to live by it.

You two fucking retards joined last the farms this wednesday get the fuck out, Ween cunts.

 

[Alcalino9000]

How stupid was this, Chris would have ended up being a pedophile if he converted to Islam.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

See at this point I just don't know what is true troll behaviour. I mean weening is one thing, a-loging (thinking of your bluespike) is another and then there's being a white knight or enabler.

Nobody knows what trolling is. I mean, a majority of these weens/a-loggers have only heard of Chris through Geno’s documentary. If you asked any of them, including the retard that tried to ‘convert’ Chris to another religion, then I guarantee that half of them couldn’t tell you anything Chris has done after 2015.

I’ve said this in multiple threads, though content creators have arguably been the worse influence on enablers who believe they can get an amusing bite off an autistic man they think hasn’t changed. I’m surprised the ween sending Chris letters about religion wasn’t put off by the entire Bella saga. Doubt he considered the consequences.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Note what seems to resemble long hair on the top figure and the visible breasts on the bottom one, self portrait of Chris fucking barb trying to be hidden by outline silhouette type drawings? Forget the letters THIS is the damning piece of evidence that'll convince them he's guilty as sin.

Focussing on those two figures still doesn't help. One has the Libra symbol, which corresponds with Barb, yes: but the other has the Gemini symbol, which rules out Chris pretty definitively.

 

[Optimus Prime]

For those wishing for Chris to make Sonichu comics in jail, face it, Chris has given up on comics long ago. He was never interested in comics to begin with and hated when people demanded he update them. He completely abandoned them after Bob's death and only restarted them in 2017 because people forgot about him enough that he felt safe restarting his work. With the whole internet's eyes on him, he's going to leave Sonichu stewing in his daydreams until he dies.

I dunno, the comics both times served as escapism, a way for Chris to visualize what he wanted to happen in real life. When he had to abandon the comics, he resorted to other things - the crayola model magic Lego Sonichus and Chris playing 'house' with a representation of himself comes to mind.

He's now in prison, sitting on a rug playing solitaire (probably incorrectly at that), all the while stewing over Null being 'Judas' and reporting Chris having committed a crime. Chris can not let grudges go - the main 'villain' of his comic run was literally the personification of graduating high school which he likely attributed to being what ended his personal glory years as far as social life goes. Given the chance, I bet Chris would get the comics back out simply to vent.

I’m surprised the ween sending Chris letters about religion wasn’t put off by the entire Bella saga. Doubt he considered the consequences.

He legitimately thinks himself above Bella. To quote the message he left on my profile after he took offense at me comparing him to her offhand earlier in the thread:

The difference between ILJ and I is that she was a real criminal who extorted money and tortured animals. I'm just some kid trying to introduce a prisoner to Islam. Comparing me to ILJ is laughable.

But as we know, it doesn't matter if your intentions are subversive or genuine in trying to help Chris - it all ends the same way and Chris will not budge a micron from being a selfish, egotistical, self-serving piece of shit who would rather suffer as himself and dream about being some kind of multi-franchise god as opposed to putting in the effort to truly improve who he is in reality.

Focussing on those two figures still doesn't help. One has the Libra symbol, which corresponds with Barb, yes: but the other has the Gemini symbol, which rules out Chris pretty definitively.

Unless Chris has decided to apply it to himself. Gemini is of course associated with 'twins' and Chris has been pretending to be two individuals occupying the same body - originally Sonichu (calling himself 'mama') and now Jesus. This is of course entirely retroactive since the Jesus nonsense didn't start until after getting locked up, but when has reality stopped Chris from justifying the awful things he does?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris is mentally incapable of improvement. This has been proven repeatedly but people still forget it. His brain is broken in a physical sense, it isn't wired correctly. Trying to help him is like trying to coax a colander into being a bucket.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Someone needs to send Chris a 500-page pack of paper for $5 from Wal-Mart and some crayons so he can continue chronicling his New New Testament visually and not just through a bunch of repetitive letters.

I wonder how his drawings will be without having the ability to trace