Interests OFF TOPIC: OPL - The D&D PC - Group project: Let's make stats for Chris if he had to play himself.

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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Chris chan's stats would be something like:
Str: 6 - I AM STRONG, YOU ARE WEAAAAK. THIS SODA WEIGHS 50 POUNDS.
Dex: 8 - capable of walking and not tripping over his own feet.
Con: 7 - Never works out, eats garbage food.
Int: 6 - I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.
Wis: 5 - You trolls will never trick me again! Right, Idea guy?
Cha: 7 - The singstar challenge was only for FUN!
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I posted this like a month ago someplace on KF. dug it up for relevance.
 
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Sammy said:
Well, that's my question to OP, are we building a game-ready D&D character with Chris as the inspiration or trying to assign D&D statistics and logic (which for all the attempts at verisimilitude, don't really accurately catalog and simulate real world physics) to what Chris actually is like?

The first idea seems like a fun activity, the second seems more like the most autistic way on Earth to pick on Chris some more.

I think fool was getting at the same question, or just assuming the second option and went about baiting the thread into a down spiral.

If we're just doing this to shit on Chris using 4d6 drop lowest as a means to that ends, then great thread op. If we're making something you could actually play taking inspiration from this weird guy we read about online, then please, continue.

Clarification on intent, @muh_moobs?
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OP is pretty clear. This is an actually gameable character derived from Chris. If we were just shitting on him, all his stats would be 3 and his class would be "Autist" with skill proficiencies in "shit pants" and "do nothing".

People in the other thread were talking about inserting Chris into D&D. If you're going to do that, the character/NPC ought to be genuinely inspired by Chris.

There are some cases for why Chris could have higher stats for some other abilities, and we'll get to that in turn. The reason I've suggested the thread work on just one ability/feature at a time is to keep the conversation focused on a specific topic instead of being all over the place.
 
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Pre Troon Chris: Bard. He's been an "Artist" for about 20 years now. Just a very, very bad one

Post Troon Chris: Monk. The Dimensional shit is his religion.
 
Here goes

Str- 8, enough to still function normally but weak compared to the average human
Dex - 7, dat chun li kick
Con - 9 - Gets sick a lot, has to take a bunch of pills but isn't so frail that he breaks bones.
Int - 8 - he's dumb but not THAT dumb, Chris can do basic math and is literate
Wis - 3 - Nigga believes in the dimentional merge and pissed on his floor to prove it
Cha - 16 - Everyone knows who the motherfucker is, there's something about that shit that earned him a wiki. There's charisma there it just doesn't benefit him.

Conclusion: Chris should be a sorcerer.
 
Chris's weapon of choice would be a mace.

In terms of class I would put him down as an antipaladin for his tendancy towards selfish pursuits.
 
LazloChalos said:
Now I remember why I focused on the lore rather than the actual game.

I'd rather see Chris made into a vidya npc, like the sims, and see how he manages to survive.

Chris entire reason for existence is to be a cautionary tale.
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Kinda long and the guy playing turned out to be a troll himself but these were magical streams. In this one he plays as Chris being spurred to make him and reenact a bunch of the stuff that actually happened in Chris’ life.

 
Mr. Manchester said:
Here goes

Str- 8, enough to still function normally but weak compared to the average human
Dex - 7, dat chun li kick
Con - 9 - Gets sick a lot, has to take a bunch of pills but isn't so frail that he breaks bones.
Int - 8 - he's dumb but not THAT dumb, Chris can do basic math and is literate
Wis - 3 - Nigga believes in the dimentional merge and pissed on his floor to prove it
Cha - 16 - Everyone knows who the motherfucker is, there's something about that shit that earned him a wiki. There's charisma there it just doesn't benefit him.

Conclusion: Chris should be a sorcerer.
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Sorcerer is natural talent, and Chris has none. I'd say Warlock. He cut a deal with the Idea Guys to "save" Cryzel. He may cut a deal with a patron in return for his delusions being made real. Hell, I'd even give him illusion spells so he can pretend to himself that his fantasies are coming to life.
 
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