Interests OFF TOPIC: OPL - The D&D PC - Group project: Let's make stats for Chris if he had to play himself.

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The Fool said:
you fucking 18th century medical science neanderthals think it's so easy for chris in his current state to just pick up a barbell and start pumping iron like it's a fucking video game. ever think about his diet? his lifestyle? that maybe psychological issues need to be covered before physical ones? no of course not because you all think exercise and physical health are just points to be collected and you have to treat those with less points like an outcast like you're playing fucking fortnite. you're pathetic.
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Yes. Not sitting around playing video games all day burns more calories than you think. Just doing regular housework burns a surprising amount of calories. I have no sympathy for fat fucks who sit around all day and then are fat because of it. Chris could start jogging, walking, eating healthier, doing pushups, etc... In fact, it'd probably help with his mental health and give his fat ass goals to get to.
 
andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
On the reverse end of the spectrum for constitution, Chris has endured quite a number of maladies. self inflicted taint wounds, a severely unhealthy lifestyle, his parents lived into their 80's despite their poor health and living in a hoarded out house without too much damage
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Im of the belief that we should throw Chris a bone and give him a 20 in constitution.

People like playing min maxed characters right?
 
Wisdom and Intelligence. As The cwcki said about Chris getting honor roll, his emotional and social issues have made judging his actual intelligence kind of tricky given that while he has decent knowledge with computers, his own emotional issues have led to every increasing depths of stupidity. he was bright enough to figure out the emails from Miyamoto during the miyamoto saga were coming from a easily spoofed domain but didn't take that as a hint, Nintendo didn't give a shit about making a sonichu video game and the sender of those emails was one of those dang dirty trolls. In closing, I'd say make intelligence a 15 or so and make wisdom a 8 or 9, enough for some kind of negative peanlty
 
Hitagi Senjougahara said:
Chris is the one who would just fill out all the stats 20 on level 1 while making his character sheet. So I doubt that he even would know what min-maxing is.
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20 constitution is only so useful when you have the strength, intelligence and speed of a middle aged disabled drunk.

It was a joke, but the stat makes sense. If life actually wanted to kill Chris, if wouldve done so with impunity
 
I was going to attend my first D&D game this weekend after years of searching for a decent group of people the game with, and this thread has totally changed my mind. Thank you, everyone.

Honestly an intriguing read though.
 
Looney Troons said:
I was going to attend my first D&D game this weekend after years of searching for a decent group of people the game with, and this thread has totally changed my mind. Thank you, everyone.

Honestly an intriguing read though.
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Eh, I'm still keeping on that and may have my own group meeting this weekend if a last minute schedule conflict gets fixed
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Yes. Not sitting around playing video games all day burns more calories than you think. Just doing regular housework burns a surprising amount of calories. I have no sympathy for fat fucks who sit around all day and then are fat because of it. Chris could start jogging, walking, eating healthier, doing pushups, etc... In fact, it'd probably help with his mental health and give his fat ass goals to get to.
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If housework is that good I ought to be fucking ripped! lol. So the real question: once we get some stats solidified, is anyone willing to play this character in an actual campaign?
 
Okay, how about Chris's main class.

His strength is likely going to be not a selling point with possible high stats being intelligence, constitution and charisma. Since we'll be playing standard dnd 5e, that leaves three viable options, sorcerer, wizard, warlock and bard

wizard: probably not, Chris may fit the mad wizard archetype in personality but doesn't have the studious nature most wizards would have normally. The high constitution score might be a good point though

sorcerer: my own pick, though I am biased on that front, just feels the right sort of fit if we want to go the chris chan sonichu route though picking a bloodline might get tough

warlock: making a short sighted bargain to bring cwcville into reality would be fitting, espicially if his patron is deliberately trolling him

bard: chris think's he's a guitar hero, why not take that to an extreme with this class?
 
Really noobish question, but does D&D have HP like in vidya RPG?

If so, I imagine Chris' would be unnaturally high or low.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Now what would his alignment be? I'm going with chaotic neutral.
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Personally going with Chaotic Evil since his personality and past antics really mesh well with it. The fits of anger, the curses he threw at everyone, the violence he wished on everyone etc etc

"A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. "
 
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