Offensive Music but Good? - Music Against Humanity

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I'm surprised nobody has posted this one yet.

Kill all the Gays and the Faggots - Mike David

If the title wasn't enough to clue you into why this is offensive, here are the lyrics
Grab your angel wings and your sack of cocaine,
and make sure there is plenty of room in your bag for blades.
Not the kind of blades you use to shave your legs,
but the kind of blades that created a nineties craze.
Right behind your legs there's a chubby butt with aids,
right behind the les is a snubby cunt with frays.
Better call the press, 'cause I got something to say,
before I end the pride parade
WITH A FUCKING GRENADE!
GAYS!
Roll your windows up, pussies!
You're uptight, you can't possibly bump this at a red light!
You don't even fucking want it, it's hate speech!
I didn't even know they was recording, they take me!
And I'm so embarrassed now,
that I hope my parents don't download this album
and listen with their earphones.
This is such a queer song,
this is such a sheer thong,
faggots get your beards on,
THIS IS SUCH A PIPEBOMB!

[Chorus]
Kill all the gays and the faggots,
kill all the gays and the faggots,
kill all the gays and the faggots,
kill all the gays (Break their bones!)

Lesbians too, 'cause they eat their own poo,
they put urine in a pot and they eat their own stew.
I bet you're gonna throw up when you see what gays do.
They drink to diarrhea in the back of J Crew, it's true.
Oh shoot, this song's so stupid,
FUCK JEWS!
Damnit Hitler.
What? What did he do?
What'd he do? A boo boo, to Jew Jew, in Hebrew?
And maybe wanna shoot, shoot, shoo?
We're taking in Sarah, ladies how dare you?
Did you look in the mirror when you cut all your hair off?
You're just a pair of
lesbian slut incest hookers.
Suck your sister's dick while she's eating your boogers!
Smash-cut to me with a machinegun,
shooting down gays while watching Glee re-runs.
And Macklemore, I'm coming for you!
Don't worry, when I was in third grade, I thought I was straight too!

[Chorus]
Kill all the gays and the faggots,
kill all the gays and the faggots,
kill all the gays and the faggots,
kill all the gays (Break their bones!)

If you're bi, I want you to die.
Transgender? Get into a fender bender.
Ellen DeGeneres dresses up like men pretender.
Little dog Iggy's in the trunk, remember?
Now he's killing dogs, just to offend her!
Pause with the cause, and put this time inside of a blender.
Raw with the PAWG's, and I think they're legally tender.
And I'm dropping gays' jaws like the eleventh of September.
I brought a gun to the set of Modern Family.
Now Mitchell and Cam are in the back seat of my Camry.
I found a hammer so I'm acting all hammery.
And Jeffery Dahmer's drill came from Ebay, finally.
Buckle up boys! We're headed to Milwaukee!
And if I hear talking, I'll hit you with this golf thing.
Then I think I heard Mitchell start coughing.
He had a dick in his mouth like a hand inside a clock machine!
It was so gross that I said "Fuck this!"
Put the pedal to the floor, and drove off of a cliff.
If you make fun of a gay, they will jump off of a bridge.
If by any chance they live, just make them listen to this!

[Chorus]
Kill all the gays and the faggots,
kill all the gays and the faggots,
kill all the gays and the faggots,
kill all the gays (Break their bones!)
 
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There used to be this one account on Bandcamp called "N1gg3r Chr1st Black Messiah" or something like that, and they had this one song called "Chimp Out" that was about Trayvon Martin and the only line I remember was "the hills are alive with the sound of angry niggers." Very offensive, yet also very funny!
 
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Skrewdriver's first album All Skrewed Up sort of counts. At that point in time, Skrewdriver was not a white supremacist band. None of the songs on their first album contain neo-Nazi lyrics and none of the album art had neo-Nazi themes. The album was released in 1977 on Chiswick Records which, at the time, was a well-known punk rock label. Skrewdriver had a following, but its original lineup did not have commercial success because they had a reputation for being violent and having violent fans. As a result, venues would not book them. It didn't help that they changed their look to a sort of biker theme in 1979, which probably made them come off as posers.

Songs like "Antisocial" and "I Don't Like You" are great to listen to, but it's impossible to get a hold of this album because most places refuse to sell it. Uploads on YouTube get removed all the time and the only way to get a physical copy is through a very private transaction. You can't even buy, sell, or trade it on Discogs. I have a digital version of the full album, but that's it. Honestly, even if I got a record, I would keep it tucked away somewhere because the band is so controversial. I also do not like or care for white power bands, but I can call a spade and spade.

 
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Gonna assume nobody has posted this.
But "South Park - Safe Space" song.
Its meant to be mostly funny, but if you remove the lyrics itself, then its actually a nice sounding tune.
 
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Cancer slug helps me chase that middle school edge high

Some choice lyrics

Kill the judges and the cops and the president
Burn the schools and the churches
We will not repent!
Kill your parents and send me all your money and then kill yourself
 
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