Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

if I was a presidential candidate in a close race that could be decided by apathetics and fence sitters, right now I'd announce that if I won I'd tell everyone the truth about aliens during my acceptance speech.

 

[Black Yoshi]

A) to have served in the military, and B) own land.

Well you could hop in a time machine and go back to the 1790s. You do know how expensive property is these days right?

 

[Slap47]

The top Biden hashtag is #GullibleWhiteMaleTrumpVoters .... big brain move.

and #MAGA is trending... Guess Trump gave up KAG.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

SERVICE!
GUARANTEES!
CITIZENSHIP!
Would you like to know more?

Don't worry, everyday we move closer to the future Heinlein predicted.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

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I love that film but the book is fantastic.

 

[The Final Troondown]

breaking news Joe Biden is going to put everyone with an anime avatar into a concentration camp

fucking based
I’m #ridinwithbiden now

 

[Pop pop fizz fizz]

Just a reminder of the Corn Pop speech, that Dementia Joe is seriously who the Dems are hinging their bets on to beat Trump

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Honestly, even with a Biden win, expect ten years of "THE HORRIBLE AFTER EFFECTS OF TRUMP" articles from most outlets. Any economic fallout will be attributed to him.

Even to this day, you have retards talking about gamergate.

 

[Puerto Pollo]

Maybe he'll make the Caucasus his Bosnia since Turkey is involved too. Though that would mean we'd be supporting Azerbaijan.

Of course, good guess. Last time we had Clinton bombing Serbia and turning Kosovo, the heartland of balkan christianity, into the vanguard of the islamic caliphate. It's fitting that Armenia, the world's first christian country, would come up at some point. Turkey ran out christians to kill in Syria too.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Just great. Kids with no idea of how the world actually works voting based on feefees instead of facts.

If I could have one wish, its that to be able to vote you need A) to have served in the military, and B) own land. But Im retarded so it should surprise no one that I hold such bass ackwards views...

Just limit it to people who have a job. They pay taxes.

 

[irishAzoth]

apart from TYT for their chimpout will there be any good streams of election night tonight? One that isn't bias and its just a bunch of Americans chilling out?

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

How does it feel to be at the precipice of history?
All those stupid bitch philosophers, historians and economists thought that we were at the end of history in 1991! Look at how dumb they look now. Hold on to your butts, it's gonna be a wild ride.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Joe Biden is the unholy hybrid of 90s/00s Reagan with the dementia and general personality and Walter Mondale in terms of godawful campaign. In a Biden-Mondale election, Mondale would utterly trounce Biden since he's campaigned that horribly. This election is an unholy mixture of 1972 and 1984 with shit candidates like Mcgovern and Mondale and a confused as hell Democrat Party except this time the Democrats are far more powerful and Americans far more stupid.

A Democrat win is going to be utterly bizarre and unprecedented, simply insanity. Clown World tooting it's horn.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Well you could hop in a time machine and go back to the 1790s. You do know how expensive property is these days right?

To be able to afford it guarantees that you'll have spent sufficient time in the work force and experienced enough human interaction outside of your parents to know (hopefully) how to spot pandering bullshit when you see it. Also, owning land means you have skin in the game.
Ill freely admit: its an extremely unpopular opinion and there are many holes to be poked in the "logic" of such a proposal, but in my opinion at least it would solve many of the uninformed/inexperienced feefee voter problems we have today.

 

[Grog]

If Biden wins the internet companies will be mass banning all but the most milquetoast conservatives off social media, count on that.

But that's exactly what has happened with Trump as president.

 

[teriyakiburns]

But that's exactly what has happened with Trump as president.

But at least someone was monitoring the situation!

 

[Sweetpeaa]

apart from TYT for their chimpout will there be any good streams of election night tonight? One that isn't bias and its just a bunch of Americans chilling out?

Cenk doesn't even like Biden.

TYT.. does anyone remember when they used to talk about celebrity gossip instead of politics?

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Damn, People's Pundit Daily works fast: already getting some early results from NH.

https://www.peoplespunditdaily.com/elections/live-results-2020-us-presidential-election/

16-10 Trump-Biden so far...

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Honestly, even with a Biden win, expect ten years of "THE HORRIBLE AFTER EFFECTS OF TRUMP" articles from most outlets. Any economic fallout will be attributed to him.

Even to this day, you have retards talking about gamergate.

Ten years? Optimistic the salt will stop so soon. A certain something that last happened in the mid 1860s is still being blamed for every problem a certain demographic experiences today...

 

[robobobo]

Just voted, and surprisingly the polls were just about empty, I walked right in. I was expecting at least some sort of line. Guess all the mail-in people actually did have an impact on the poll numbers.