Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
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if I was a presidential candidate in a close race that could be decided by apathetics and fence sitters, right now I'd announce that if I won I'd tell everyone the truth about aliens during my acceptance speech.
 
Pop pop fizz fizz said:
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Don't worry, everyday we move closer to the future Heinlein predicted.
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Honestly, even with a Biden win, expect ten years of "THE HORRIBLE AFTER EFFECTS OF TRUMP" articles from most outlets. Any economic fallout will be attributed to him.

Even to this day, you have retards talking about gamergate.
 
Black Yoshi said:
Maybe he'll make the Caucasus his Bosnia since Turkey is involved too. Though that would mean we'd be supporting Azerbaijan.
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Of course, good guess. Last time we had Clinton bombing Serbia and turning Kosovo, the heartland of balkan christianity, into the vanguard of the islamic caliphate. It's fitting that Armenia, the world's first christian country, would come up at some point. Turkey ran out christians to kill in Syria too.
 
Wowcoolusername said:
Just great. Kids with no idea of how the world actually works voting based on feefees instead of facts.

If I could have one wish, its that to be able to vote you need A) to have served in the military, and B) own land. But Im retarded so it should surprise no one that I hold such bass ackwards views...
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Just limit it to people who have a job. They pay taxes.
 
Joe Biden is the unholy hybrid of 90s/00s Reagan with the dementia and general personality and Walter Mondale in terms of godawful campaign. In a Biden-Mondale election, Mondale would utterly trounce Biden since he's campaigned that horribly. This election is an unholy mixture of 1972 and 1984 with shit candidates like Mcgovern and Mondale and a confused as hell Democrat Party except this time the Democrats are far more powerful and Americans far more stupid.

A Democrat win is going to be utterly bizarre and unprecedented, simply insanity. Clown World tooting it's horn.
 
Black Yoshi said:
Well you could hop in a time machine and go back to the 1790s. You do know how expensive property is these days right?
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To be able to afford it guarantees that you'll have spent sufficient time in the work force and experienced enough human interaction outside of your parents to know (hopefully) how to spot pandering bullshit when you see it. Also, owning land means you have skin in the game.
Ill freely admit: its an extremely unpopular opinion and there are many holes to be poked in the "logic" of such a proposal, but in my opinion at least it would solve many of the uninformed/inexperienced feefee voter problems we have today.
 
CharlesBarkley said:
Honestly, even with a Biden win, expect ten years of "THE HORRIBLE AFTER EFFECTS OF TRUMP" articles from most outlets. Any economic fallout will be attributed to him.

Even to this day, you have retards talking about gamergate.
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Ten years? Optimistic the salt will stop so soon. A certain something that last happened in the mid 1860s is still being blamed for every problem a certain demographic experiences today...
 
Just voted, and surprisingly the polls were just about empty, I walked right in. I was expecting at least some sort of line. Guess all the mail-in people actually did have an impact on the poll numbers.
 
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