Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Renmai]

I feel kinda bad for living in NZ where we just count votes and just say "Yo! this bitch won"

You have the population of Alabama.

 

[RudeRoasts]

Yeah but obviously the mail in ballots are not going to split that way, they're going to skew towards biden.

Realistically, they shouldn't skew to the point that he overtakes Trump. Not even close.

 

[theshep]

Can we fuck the moon off now?

 

[Livecorpse]

Well in many countries, the candidate who wins the most votes wins, so why shouldn't that be the case in America?

Because then Chicago, California, and New York would carry every election.

 

[Penis Drager]

What's the trend in the states still that are still counting?

Scrambling to incinerate Trump ballots and pulling out Biden ballots that they left in the back room

 

[Ged!]

Well in many countries, the candidate who wins the most votes wins, so why shouldn't that be the case in America?

Because then CA and NY would decide every election. Like it or not, it does greatly help the stability of the country.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

And she retweeted her old picture.
View attachment 1706590

https://twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/1323893513226870786

https://archive.md/5iJgx

pro-tip: lay of the booze/drugs when you're tweeting.
Unless it's a burner account to shit post.

Remember when she tried to shrug off criticism by saying it was all a joke? What's the joke Kathy?

 

[A skinny fat man]

He is

Literally the exact opposite of its purpose at the time. Shocking how these people don't know history. Well, not super shocking, but still.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Well in many countries, the candidate who wins the most votes wins, so why shouldn't that be the case in America?

Well, that would have prevented Trump's first term.

 

[soryu]

A ton of countries are already celebrating a Trump re-election.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

What's the joke Kathy?

Her career?

 

[Puerto Pollo]

The problem is that the divide is between the Cities and the Countryside. How do you split a country up into different regions when every metro area in the country is as blue as a smurf's anus and the rest of the country (where the food is grown) is beet red?

This is something that has been going on since forever. City people and rural people have always been two separate universes. Be grateful you have the electoral system or you'd be like France where a bunch of faggots from Paris get to decide everything.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Well in many countries, the candidate who wins the most votes wins, so why shouldn't that be the case in America?

Because we have a massive, diverse country with disparate needs and interests. Our forefathers were shrewd and prescient. Anyone who tells you the EC is outmoded or unfair is clueless--but many leftie "constitutional scholars" will spew such nonsense.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Trump's (never occurring) 2nd term looking like

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Scrambling to incinerate Trump ballots and pulling out Biden ballots that they left in the back room

Spending an evening volunteering at a polling station would probably make it harder to maintain these illusions.

 

[MrJokerRager]

My prediction for tomorrow is that Arizona will flip back to Trump as Fox News is being shit on by fellow conservatives. Nevada is too close to call as there is one county that has not been counted yet but I am leaning towards it going to Biden. George and North Caroline have already been won by Trump. Can't believe how much cucked are the GOP in all three supposedly strong red states. And PA, MI and WI is going to Trump.

Its a repeat of 2016 basically.

 

[Confused Doggo]

Can we fuck the moon off now?

Shhhhh! Careful with what you say! That wording might give Null the idea to give the moon an ahegao expression.

We CANNOT have that!

 

[Dagobert]

Shhhhh! Careful with what you say! That wording might give Null the idea to give the moon an ahegao expression.

We CANNOT have that!

Fucking do it Null, I need something good to coom over.

 

[Irritable Bowel Syndrome]

Well in many countries, the candidate who wins the most votes wins, so why shouldn't that be the case in America?

Because democracy is actually not a good idea, despite what your grade school teaches you.

 

[The best and greatest]

Shhhhh! Careful with what you say! That wording might give Null the idea to give the moon an ahegao expression.

We CANNOT have that!

And here I was hoping when a winner is called it turns into a winners memeface.