Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Nauseated Courgi]

Be sure to post pictures, but only if it's crossdressing.

This.

I don't want to see your ugly penis (no homo).

 

[Curt Sibling]

Star Wars is and always was gay as fuck. Babylon 5 was the last good sci-fi series MR. MORDEN.

By Babylon 5, I think you meant Star Trek, Next Generation.

 

[Jones McCann]

It looks like Trump might actually fucking lose whether there was cheating or not who knows. What is important now (at these trying times) is that people understand my predictions for the Biden presidency if it happens.

• (if it comes down to it) the courts will find no wrongdoing by any voting establishment and any investigation whether credible or not will be shut down quietly after January 21st.
• Any protests that are that aren't marxist oriented will be met with strong opposition by both the media and the US government.
• The Patriot Act will be reauthorized within 100 days.
• The Industrial Military Complex will exhale as perpetual war is finally reinstated with a slow, gradual increase in military action across the middle east.
• The Biden administration will be a return to globalism and new trade deals will be passed so that we ship any jobs gained in the past 4 years (outside of the service industry) overseas.
• There will be no new health care as long as the Republicans control the senate, this will be an excuse for the adminstration but it will be obvious they don't actually want to pass it.
• Much the same way as TDS, hardcore rightists (this includes me, sans retardation) will accuse the election of being rigged and that Joe is a CCP agent ("Russia Russia Russia" becomes "China, China, China").
• Section 230 will be altered so that "hate speech" will have no protection, it will be challenged in the court but it will be upheld.
• Biden will resign and give way to President Kamala within 2 years due to obvious mental decline, she will be the first (true) black POC buzzword buzzword President in history.
• Kamala will be elected to 2 more terms as President.
• Trump will talk fondly about his time in office and what he accomplished in 4 short years despite the news/social media retardation around him. He will go down in the hearts of people who supported him (but not the history books) as the president who exposed the media for what they were and woke up a lot of people about the nature of propaganda.
• We will become another pozzed EU country with every growing government intrusion (thank god for state's rights).

edit: forgot to mention: over the next day this thread will continue to be a cesspool of retardation from both sides. May god have mercy on our soul.

 

[Nobue]

That was shit too.

I bought the original trilogy a couple years ago at the thrift store to see if my opinion about it had softened. I quit with twenty minutes to go in the first movie.

 

[Stoneheart]

obligatory LURK MOAR FAGGOT

Does anybody know? i dont read patchnotes because i have better things to do, like shitposting...

 

[Marissa Moira]

Well, if I can give you any silver lining, this is 100% going to court. Either there's election reform where both sides can be confident in the results of the election, or the bullets start flying and you can express your political opinion with the barrel of a gun.

No it won't it will be decided today.

 

[Dark Edea]

The guys at /pol/ are about to have several cardiac episodes over the fact that independent votes (mostly Libertarians) costed Trump the election.

Which is doubly hilarious because leftists despise Libertarians and will shoot them first.

 

[Fougaro]

No Star Wars movies can touch The Wrath of Khan. I am sorry.

And The Search for Spock.

 

[The Last Stand]

The guys at /pol/ are about to have several cardiac episodes over the fact that independent votes (mostly Libertarians) costed Trump the election.

The one major advantage of voting third party. The salt.

 

[knobslobbin]

OANN on the state of things this morning:

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

Well, if I can give you any silver lining, this is 100% going to court. Either there's election reform where both sides can be confident in the results of the election, or the bullets start flying and you can express your political opinion with the barrel of a gun.

Fat chance on the election reform. I'd gladly take a loss for Trump if it meant closing the loopholes and reforming the ballot-counting process. I sound doomposty, but a Civil War, while it sounds cathartic, would be far worse for the world. It'll be status quo as usual, the second worst option.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

By Babylon 5, I think you meant Star Trek, Next Generation.

By Star Trek, Next Generation, I think you meant Farscape.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

The Trump administration just approved two multi-billion dollar sales of military hardware to Taiwan. One of those being a land-based Harpoon missile system that allows the Taiwanese to cause real damage not just to an amphibious force in the Strait, but to Chinese rocket and missile batteries on the mainland.

This is far and above a better political stance against China than voting in the guy whose crackhead son was bribed by them.

Harpoons are AShMs, they cannot target land targets. Moreover the Harpoon is an outdated shitpile.

 

[Penis]

Election is totally legit doods

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Yeah, gunna need a better source on that than some random twitter account

 

[Never Scored]

By Babylon 5, I think you meant Star Trek, Next Generation.

The only good part of The Next Generation was the 1:30 McCoy was in the first episode. There I said it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Which is doubly hilarious because leftists despise Libertarians and will shoot them first.

Hey at least they're free to shoot, that's the important part.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Election is totally legit doods

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If their reporting is as accurate as their spelling...

 

[Ahriman]

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

They don't trust one another to have their backs. Which is the problem.

Probably because this is an objective fact. Everyone on this forum likes to point to Antifa/BLM burning cities and killing dozens but they're quick to forget that one alt-right militiaman can kill hundreds by themselves (e.g. Las Vegas shooter). When the alt-right militias start shooting in earnest, it's going to be a massacre.

Both sides are perfectly justified in their paranoia.

 

[Male Idiot]

The guys at /pol/ are about to have several cardiac episodes over the fact that independent votes (mostly Libertarians) costed Trump the election.

We got another saying! Let the stupid die.

If they get their guns taken, they can throw teabags around lol. They helped Harris win so hope they'll like it. Lol.

I have said ages ago that Trump looked weak as he let feral niggers burn cities down.

Apparently weak enough to let an alcheimer dude blatantly cheat him and do nothing.


You'll be Hiden' with Biden in the basement as Kamala gets 8 years.

Trump was not literally Hitler, and that was his doom.

An epic tale, bit short, ended with season 1 like an anime.