Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Penis]

OANN on the state of things this morning:

God these people just can't admit defeat

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Huh, Michigan turned blue all of a sudden, I guess its over now? doesn't that get sleepy joe 270?

Yeah, if Joe maintains in Arizona (which is already called for him by AP), Wisconsin, Michigan and Nevada, it's all over

 

[Haramburger]

If Biden is looking like he's going to win, all Trump has to do is delay things as long as possible until Biden expires. Biden can't operate in his dementia-riddled condition long enough to legally fight back tbh. Keep Kamala OUT!

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

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Did someone spec some skill points in Moonrune translation? (I know you can google translatate the tweet, but what's in red?)

 

[The Last Stand]

Election is totally legit doods

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Exactly 100,000 Biden votes were uncounted for?

This is view botting but IRL.

 

[Wyald]

The guys at /pol/ are about to have several cardiac episodes over the fact that independent votes (mostly Libertarians) costed Trump the election.

In the wise words of Jarl Balgruuf: "Good. Good."

 

[Penis]

Probably because this is an objective fact. Everyone on this forum likes to point to Antifa/BLM burning cities and killing dozens but they're quick to forget that one alt-right militiaman can kill hundreds by themselves (e.g. Las Vegas shooter). When the alt-right militias start shooting in earnest, it's going to be a massacre.

Both sides are perfectly justified in their paranoia.

The vegas shooter was just some wacko with a gun. Militias are outlined by the consititution and aren't inherently a bad thing when the police get overwhelmed.

 

[Fapcop]

Just an hour ago: "Blablabla, the tears will be salty and yummy, and the sperging will be lolz!"

Just now: "OMFG FRAUD AND CHEATING."

Jesus Christ,

I’m all go calling out hypocrisy, but you gotta be either a flat out retard or just hog as a kite and blissfully ignorant to think that voting fraud never happens.


Some of the Dems who have been huffing the MSM fumes long and hard seriously believe that lives are at stake and that this will be the last election if Trump wins.

And you really expect them to just go: “Oh well, we gave it our best shot! See you boys in the camps!” If they suspect losing?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It looks like Trump might actually fucking lose whether there was cheating or not who knows. What is important now (at these trying times) is that people understand my predictions for the Biden presidency if it happens.

• (if it comes down to it) the courts will find no wrongdoing by any voting establishment and any investigation whether credible or not will be shut down quietly after January 21st.
• Any protests that are that aren't marxist oriented will be met with strong opposition by both the media and the US government.
• The Patriot Act will be reauthorized within 100 days.
• The Industrial Military Complex will exhale as perpetual war is finally reinstated with a slow, gradual increase in military action across the middle east.
• The Biden administration will be a return to globalism and new trade deals will be passed so that we ship any jobs gained in the past 4 years (outside of the service industry) overseas.
• There will be no new health care as long as the Republicans control the senate, this will be an excuse for the adminstration but it will be obvious they don't actually want to pass it.
• Much the same way as TDS, hardcore rightists (this includes me, sans retardation) will accuse the election of being rigged and that Joe is a CCP agent ("Russia Russia Russia" becomes "China, China, China").
• Section 230 will be altered so that "hate speech" will have no protection, it will be challenged in the court but it will be upheld.
• Biden will resign and give way to President Kamala within 2 years due to obvious mental decline, she will be the first (true) black POC buzzword buzzword President in history.
• Kamala will be elected to 2 more terms as President.
• Trump will talk fondly about his time in office and what he accomplished in 4 short years despite the news/social media retardation around him. He will go down in the hearts of people who supported him (but not the history books) as the president who exposed the media for what they were and woke up a lot of people about the nature of propaganda.
• We will become another pozzed EU country with every growing government intrusion (thank god for state's rights).

edit: forgot to mention: over the next day this thread will continue to be a cesspool of retardation from both sides. May god have mercy on our soul.

Why must you be so cruel and probably correct.

If... if we are to be destroyed. I will remember you all fondly.

 

[Dr. West]

If Biden is looking like he's going to win, all Trump has to do is delay things as long as possible until Biden expires. Biden can't operate in his dementia-riddled condition long enough to legally fight back tbh. Keep Kamala OUT!

i've heard a few times that he doesn't have dementia, he just has a bad stutter. unsure about the legitimacy of the statement though

 

[Titos]

By Babylon 5, I think you meant Star Trek, Next Generation.

TNG came out before B5. Hence why I'm saying the last good one. Also TNG is overrated, Star Trek has too few interesting characters and treated things way too optimistically compared to B5.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Yeah, gunna need a better source on that than some random twitter account

Checking the numbers, and even if you take away 100K Joe votes (Jotes) in Virginia, he's still a couple hundred thousand ahead of Trump, so it would still firmly be his, I think. The big ones question is still "what the fuck is up with Wisconsin and Michigan and those overnight vertical Joe boosts?"

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

Probably because this is an objective fact. Everyone on this forum likes to point to Antifa/BLM burning cities and killing dozens but they're quick to forget that one alt-right militiaman can kill hundreds by themselves (e.g. Las Vegas shooter). When the alt-right militias start shooting in earnest, it's going to be a massacre.

Both sides are perfectly justified in their paranoia.

Correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't the Las Vegas shooter a suicidal 64 year old gambler? Unless you're talking about a different mass shooter in Vegas.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

No it won't it will be decided today.

Yeah - I'm agreeing with you. Not matter what, this will be a long, protracted legal battle. In the end, I suspect both sides will claim victory. Then we see a real shitshow.

 

[JK Rowling]

So who won?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Exactly 100,000 Biden votes were uncounted for?

This is view botting but IRL.

It's also a random Twitter account, so take anything they post with a huge grain of salt

 

[Evo]

The one major advantage of voting third party. The salt.

Yeah, although if saltmining the result of the fate of nations is your primary concern, you should face the wall too.

All the shouting conservatives received about their cucked behavior and their inability to manage the left, lol, all too true - the Republican party nor Conservatives in general even have a fucking platform beyond Donald Trump; were he to win re-election, the entire fucking ideology relies on him declaring himself president-for-life or some stupid shit.

There's been next-to-no forethought of actual ideological substance by conservatives - it's all just Donald Trump and it's all fucking hilarious.

 

[Gorillad Cheese]

Exactly 100,000 Biden votes were uncounted for?

This is view botting but IRL.

From what I've heard, they added the Biden votes all at once and then added the Trump votes all at once afterwards. Could be wrong, though.

 

[StudMccool]

Daddy trump should have spent more time on the great lakes than in Florida

or maybe more on the build the wall rhetoric than this shit, Trigger Warning

 

[OnMoTi]

• We will become another pozzed EU country with every growing government intrusion (thank god for state's rights).

You should've learned by now, state's rights only apply to what the left wants (subversion of federal immigration law,) not what the right wants (no faggot marriage.)