Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[The Sauce Boss]

sounds like a cope from someone with brown skin lol

I'm white as a bedsheet, man. I'd show you my swollen, broken-ass toe, but then you'd have to subscribe to my OnlyFans @ seethefaggot

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

AND IT KEEPS BRINGING ME DOWN, BRINGING ME DOWN, BRINGING ME DOWNNNNNN~

Third impact WHEN?

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Spoiler: For people who want Biden

Spoiler: For people who want Trump

 

[CheezzyMach]

I love how Trump at this point is being a saltier bitch then Hillary was and pretty much validating a lot of what the Left's been saying about him for years.

Can't believe I ever defended this asshole.

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Let's be honest the only reason he wasn't kicked off yet was because banning the president isn't a good look.

 

[Comfyman]

Calling it now. Trump will overthrow your gay goblin republic and declare himself cheeto caesar. The only question is who the gauls will be that he's going to massacre. The canadians?

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Man, Donny REALLY doesn't like Detroit.

And after he tried to bribe those based blacks with 500 million in gibs. He really thought he should have won it, eh?

 

[Duke Nukem]

I hope him and hollywood hulk hogan get into arguments daily

Man, that would shit up half the board, just on its own! Would pay good money to see an HHH vs. DJT cage match though, unscripted preferably.

 

[Str8Bustah]

I'm white as a bedsheet, man. I'd show you my swollen, broken-ass toe, but then you'd have to subscribe to my OnlyFans @ seethefaggot

it's ok, mexicans think they're white too.

 

[Rotollo]

Man, that would shit up half the board, just on its own! Would pay good money to see an HHH vs. DJT cage match though, unscripted preferably.

This is how the forum will finally find a way to be profitable without crypto and t-shirt runs, just on the bets alone

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Off topic but I said this in chat:

Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Trevor Noah and Jimmy Kimmel need to start getting worried about their jobs in late night “comedy”. If Biden wins, they will not last long.

Yea, they had shit comedy, but catered to the progressives a ton. It was their powder keg. But if Trump leaves, then what? Making fun of Biden or Kamala Harris is not as attractive. Even during the Obama years, it took Trump to really bring Trevor Noah to light.

 

[Smarty Pants]

For a time in antiquity the Islamic Caliphates were great centers of trade, philosophy and commerce. They certainly aren't now, nor will Muzzie space ever be so again, but Brown does not always = bad. It's mainly separating the wheat from the chaff through meritocratic policy.

Dude meritocracy is like the gayest meme yet. Nepotism has been the most successful strategy in human history.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"Some"?

They got it wrong to the tune of 100% and now that these new ballots have shown up Trump is down to 3500 of a lead from 10,000.

They aren't even trying to make it look plausible any more now that Trump has said it's going to a recount/court anyway. Just plow ahead with the obvious rigging and maybe the media can call the election for Biden and make it stick instead.

See this post from the TES thread:

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"This does not even deserve the Make America Great Again introduction... BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS. The mail in votes they did a FEW WEEKS AGO of this election, everyone in the counting centers... MY SUPPORTERS AND DONERS ARE ANGRY AT ME! THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S NOT MY FAULT, THE MEDIA SHOULD ADMIT IT, IT'S NOT MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A-BOUT THOSE VOTES OUT! OF! THE! RACE! I'll send in the lawsuits! I'll send in the Supreme Court! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER! So, yeah, please get everything out of the race... Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! Curse the blue states, peace to everyone else."

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

The election is called for Biden. It’s finalized and Trump is on his way out.

He gives one last speech to the nation and the livestream goes up across the country.

Trump stares in to the camera, then he begins to speak.

“Me and Mitch McConnell did some very fine, very fine work together. You see, I fucked him in his ass. Yeah, I fucked him, I fucked his ass. He said , while I was fucking his ass he said ‘Daddy Trump’, while I was fucking McConnell’s ass he said ‘Daddy Trump please fuck me, Daddy Please’ and I fucked his ass. I grabbed his ears, I grabbed, I grabbed his ears while I was fucking his ass, and I said ‘Mitch’, I said ‘Mitch, tell me you’re’, I said ‘Tell me you’re my little Bitch McConnell’ I said that while I was fucking his ass. And he did it. He said it right there he actually said it while I was fucking his ass. Crooked Hillary was there too she saw it, she saw, she saw it the whole thing she was there in the corner of the room, in the corner of the room watching while I fucked Mitch McConnell’s ass, and she didn’t, she didn’t say anything but she was there and watching while I fucked his ass. Thank you, God Bless America.”

He then gets on his private jet and flies to Moscow where he retires, leaving Pence in charge for 3 days.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Dear Leader needs to fight Andrew Torba for Trump's support. @Null Do you have a POTUS account on standby here for when Trump is banned on Twitter?

Oh gawd, you've tagged him into this thread with this frivolous post. He's going to see all these genuinely lolcow-tier meltdowns. If any of us gets our own thread, we will deserve it!

He needs to keep playing his Space Station 13.

 

[cflame]

So I guess Kiwifarms will be shutdown when Biden wins?

The farms will be shutdown no matter who wins the only thing that would change is how soon.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

 

[Distant Stare]

AND IT KEEPS BRINGING ME DOWN, BRINGING ME DOWN, BRINGING ME DOWNNNNNN~

IN MY HEART OF HEAARRTS I KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER VOTE AGAIN

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

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Irony is officially dead.

 

[Marissa Moira]

No one here seems to seek this. Instead it seems as if it’s one side or the other, or else it may as well be oblivion.

Without memes, oblivion is certain.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Isn't not being allowed to question your democracy how Russia, China and Venezuela operate?