Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Flip: Draw 2]

Oh gawd, you've tagged him into this thread with this frivolous post. He's going to see all these genuinely lolcow-tier meltdowns. If any of us gets our own thread, we will deserve it!

He needs to keep playing his Space Station 13.

I guarantee he's RP'ing as a janitor right now with a 5 second delay.

 

[Bugs_Galore]

Glad to see people still practicing radical centrism in this thread.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Watching the livestream now and Trump sounds like someone has a gun to his head. Completely out of breath

That's what a malignant narcissist bordering on a breakdown sounds like.

 

[Dom Cruise]

We really might be on the verge of a civil war and I am freaking out!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

The election is called for Biden. It’s finalized and Trump is on his way out.

He gives one last speech to the nation and the livestream goes up across the country.

Trump stares in to the camera, then he begins to speak.

“Me and Mitch McConnell did some very fine, very fine work together. You see, I fucked him in his ass. Yeah, I fucked him, I fucked his ass. He said , while I was fucking his ass he said ‘Daddy Trump’, while I was fucking McConnell’s ass he said ‘Daddy Trump please fuck me, Daddy Please’ and I fucked his ass. I grabbed his ears, I grabbed, I grabbed his ears while I was fucking his ass, and I said ‘Mitch’, I said ‘Mitch, tell me you’re’, I said ‘Tell me you’re my little Bitch McConnell’ I said that while I was fucking his ass. And he did it. He said it right there he actually said it while I was fucking his ass. Crooked Hillary was there too she saw it, she saw, she saw it the whole thing she was there in the corner of the room, in the corner of the room watching while I fucked Mitch McConnell’s ass, and she didn’t, she didn’t say anything but she was there and watching while I fucked his ass. Thank you, God Bless America.”

He then gets on his private jet and flies to Moscow where he retires, leaving Pence in charge for 3 days.

big if true.

 

[Penis]

Hey look Trump has actually done something impeachable

 

[Desktop User2]

And after he tried to bribe those based blacks with 500 million in gibs. He really thought he should have won it, eh?

He´s up big time with blacks and latinos, down with whites.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

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This is pure seethe.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

What's really telling for me is that Trump is not speaking like he usually does.

The usual confident, fiery brashness is not there. He sounds like he truly lost fair and square and doesn't want to admit it.

I feel like this wouldn't be the case if he was certain it was truly voter fraud.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Conservatards: THEY'RE STEALING THE ELECTION WE MUST PROTECT TRUMP FROM THESE EVIL DEMON RATS! REEEEEEEEEEE
Libtards: TRUMP IS SPITTING IN THE FACE OF DEMOCRACY, CUT THE BROADCAST! HE'S GONE TOO FAR! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'd like to take a minute to thank our Lord for blessing all of us with an early Christmas.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Glad to see people still practicing radical centrism in this thread.

Im the radicalist centrist ever, I rode my skateboard in to your house and did a kick flip off your mom’s ass.

 

[Quixotic Man]

We really might be on the verge of a civil war and I am freaking out!

We aren't going to have a civil war. Calm down.

At best we are going to have the Troubles 2.0 with Q-Trumpsters bombing liberal cities and Antifa bombing liberal cities.

Basically if you live above a Starbucks, start looking for a new place.

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

Trump has a 63,000 lead in Pennsylvania now... It’ll be a shame if 100,000 mail in ballots mysteriously give ‘G.I.I Forgot Joe’ a lead.

 

[Iamthatis]

Now all the Q-tards are saying that the dems walked into a trap and the arrests should start soon. The fuck does that even mean? lol

 

[Str8Bustah]

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'it's ok when we do it!'

regardless of what you think about pedo joe or the orange retard, if you still give any credit to the MSM you should just do the world a favour by committing toaster-bath

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

Without memes, oblivion is certain.

This is exactly why Rome fell

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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What thin-skinned pussies the MSM is. This is something you would expect from a 5 year old that doesn't want to hear the truth from their parents.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Now all the Q-tards are saying that the dems walked into a trap and the arrests should start soon. The fuck does that even mean? lol

I've seen some people claim that ballots were "watermarked", whatever that means. And that would lead to proof of fraud.
But, again, I have no idea what they're talking about

 

[Marissa Moira]

Glad to see people still practicing radical centrism in this thread.

It's all about balance

 

[Smarty Pants]

Wait did they un-call Arizona? It's back to being gray - Biden's at 50% and Trump is at 48.