Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Trump has to and may win by a landslide, given Biden and Kamala inflating their campaign numbers for all their worth. Compare Trump rallies that have him fly to several states a day(!) with thousands of attendees to the cricket to supporter ratio of the average Biden rally!

Eh, Biden also has his rallies as more distanced and fewer people allowed in. Trump also has a more rabid fanbase than pretty much any candidate in recent history (except maybe Ron Paul from 2008 or whenever that is). The most rabid fan's vote counts just as much as the most undecided person's, so that doesn't really mean much.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

This elections ends at the fucking supreme court. I am calling it. This ends in a lawsuit, if not by Joe or Trump, than their parties and supporters will force them to put this bitch in court. This is all fucking bad mind you, we need a country not divided by these rage baiting retards in the middle of a fucking crisis and China.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Nope, tuesday is extreme rules hell in a cell night. Take no prisoners, let the salt and the smug over take you regardless who wins.

We likely won't know on Tuesday anyway. I'd be surprised if we knew by Friday

 

[Pomniman]

Not sure if I'm even going to bother voting this time around.

 

[A Logging Company]

By the way, the left is going to riot even if Biden wins. Its sort of like Lakers fans, win or lose they're gonna riot. I actually think they maybe worse of Biden does win, since it will embolden them.

 

[crocodilian]

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We all knew Biden was dying and Kamala was the intended president, but it's still shocking to hear someone say it so bluntly.

It's always been blatant. Harris was an ill-conceived attempt to seduce minority and idpol-obsessed voters and everyone knew it.

The problem's arose when people realized they were being disingenuously manipulated (they tend not to like that), Harris herself could not decide on what minority to identify as (thus appealing to none of them), Harris echoed idiotic policies that alienate her with average people, and overall coming off as Brown Hillary, a candidate so notoriously bad that she was defeated by a businessman who took up politics as a hobby.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This elections ends at the fucking supreme court. I am calling it. This ends in a lawsuit, if not by Joe or Trump, than their parties and supporters will force them to put this bitch in court. This is all fucking bad mind you, we need a country not divided by these rage baiting retards in the middle of a fucking crisis and China.

Yeah, it's gonna be a clusterfuck. Hence why I am thinking we should do a "no gloating" thing, because it's gonna be fucked enough as it is.

Also, I probably won't be on much on Tuesday (unrelated to election), so don't be dorks and tag me

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

This is going to be a giant cluster fuck of an election. No matter who wins we're all screwed.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I fully expect funny shenannigans around the election. Before all the covid shit, I was expecting news outlets to try and stop covering the results and bury their heads in the sand in the event of an apparent orange man win. Kinda like what happened in Chile in 1990. Now? Who knows. I don't expect results right away and there's gonna be tons of fuckery

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Yeah, it's gonna be a clusterfuck. Hence why I am thinking we should do a "no gloating" thing, because it's gonna be fucked enough as it is

Brother, I'm with you in this ring. We lookin at some terrible odds tho and I hear one of our opponents is a genetic freak!

 

[DawnDusk]

Early voting is in hard favor of Biden, and I question how much of the "Republicans only show up on Election Day" portending will come true. In states like Colorado, there practically is no in-person voting. In states where there is, like PA, Trump's got a massive deficit (closing in on 2M).

The pink's I've made here are "toss-ups" that I expect to go Trump despite being pessimistic of his chances. The greys are leaning hard toward Biden according to all available metrics. I question which, if any, Trump can make red this time.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Praying to God and Optimus Prime that Pmurt wins. Fuck Cop Kamala, what kind of fucking idiot wants a DA as President?

But with all the Vote By Mail we won't know for at least a couple weeks. Unless something insane happened like Trump flipping a state everyone assumed Democrat lock.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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Thank you for the thread, also did you have a chance to look at that voter guide post?

 

[Secret Asshole]

These people are gonna COOM election night:
@Arm Pit Cream
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan

These people are on SUICIDE WATCH election night:
@It's HK-47
@Secret Asshole

will add more to this post when i remember who on this forum is supporting who

Nah, I'll just laugh at people so retarded they'll vote for a guy whose brains are running out of his ears, doesn't know who the president is, doesn't know what he is running for, probably can't remember what he even promised to do, and is a neo-liberal allied with corporations and neo-conservatives. All this because they don't like an asshole wearing bronzer all year round. They're so stupid its hysterical. And if my guy wins, I get to laugh at everyone crying saying how the world is going to end. I win either way.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, I'm with you in this ring. We lookin at some terrible odds tho and I hear one of our opponents is a genetic freak!

Scott Steiner has no sympy for FAT ASSES

 

[Lame Entropy]

I'm down for a Biden win, it'll be nice to not have the highest position in the country filled with an orange retard❤ That being said, I'll be greatly entertained regardless of the outcome.

 

[Florence Sargent]

Arguments are starting to really heat up as we get closer. My sister called me a fucking idiot for trying to step into that "blue shithole". We've been at it a week now and the family still can't decide if we should hit up waffle house or ihop for breakfast after voting.

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

Voted early in person for Trump. This is probably gonna be another close one.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Andrew yang. That's my guess.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

After the 2016 elections, Brexit and a couple of half-assed UK elections I'm not paying attention to the feverish constant polls which have managed to slip on their own shit time and again.

If I were a betting man (which I ain't) I would guess Biden winning by a small but convincing margin.

Spoiler

screen cap this for when it gets kicked to SC while Trump and Biden try not to die of anything before they win