Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Hitman One]

Calling it right now: Biden wins, Trump refuses to leave office, envokes a constitutional crisis.

The thought of Trump being dragged from the White House by US Marshals is too delicious. It would only be better if they tried to one-up the ATF's efforts at Waco.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

fuck you and fuck your "oh my gosh! kamalla harris is using identity politics to court voters! she's such a bad foy!" idpol is just normal politics. That's how it's been since forever. Groups look out for their own interests, what a shock! the 1980-2005 era was an abnormality, and not a good abnormality either. The brief period where identity didn't matter in politics is over, get with the times

It's always been blatant. Harris was an ill-conceived attempt to seduce minority and idpol-obsessed voters and everyone knew it.

 

[Nopenopenope]

Nope, tuesday is extreme rules hell in a cell night. Take no prisoners, let the salt and the smug over take you regardless who wins.

PREMIUM LIVE TUESDAY, A LOT OF PEOPLE GETTING CALLED FAGGOTS ONLINE

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

I don’t care either way but my bookies slip says otherwise.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

I'm down for a Biden win, it'll be nice to not have the highest position in the country filled with an orange retard❤ That being said, I'll be greatly entertained regardless of the outcome.

'M-muh orange retard!'. As opposed to a dementia riddled mess with a crack addict son?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

It's always been blatant. Harris was an ill-conceived attempt to seduce minority and idpol-obsessed voters and everyone knew it.

The problem's arose when people realized they were being disingenuously manipulated (they tend not to like that), Harris herself could not decide on what minority to identify as (thus appealing to none of them), Harris echoed idiotic policies that alienate her with average people, and overall coming off as Brown Hillary, a candidate so notoriously bad that she was defeated by a businessman who took up politics as a hobby.

She should have just said multiracial and presented herself as a woke ubermensch and an emblem of multicultural America. One of these guys:


And Trump should have countered by banging a drum and shouting "this girl is a descendant of slave owners, a vote for the Bidens is a vote for slavery". And then everyone's brains would have been blown because Amerisharts can't comprehend that not all descendants of slave owners look White.

 

[Blubbles]

Dear Santa all I want for the election is this

 

[A Logging Company]

Well, here is the deal. I won't rub it in people's faces if my guy wins, if others will promise to do the same courtesy for me if their guy wins. Deal?

lmao no.

 

[Empty]

Doesn't matter who you vote for, just stay a decent human being. Something, what people should have considered 4 years ago.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Hey, 4 years passed by and all women and niggers are still not in concentration camps, maybe Drumpf wasn't so terrible after all.

Regardless of who gets elected you're still going to be a faggot.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Yo, I'm down for Hogan's "No Gloat" boat. It saves me padding my post timeline with filler shoots. Other people can do the gloating for me and I get to sit there with BBQ Lays.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Does this mean that we will get the first disability trained dog in the White House if Joe wins?

That's no way to refer to Mrs Biden

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

After the 2016 elections, Brexit and a couple of half-assed UK elections I'm not paying attention to the feverish constant polls which have managed to slip on their own shit time and again.

If I were a betting man (which I ain't) I would guess Biden winning by a small but convincing margin.

Spoiler

screen cap this for when it gets kicked to SC while Trump and Biden try not to die of anything before they win

Honestly, with conservatives having 6-3 majority over the SC, any SC case means Trump probably wins said case. The bookies have Biden as -200ish, while Trump is +150ish, so I'd probably put money on Trump just because of shenanigans that could happen.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Well, here is the deal. I won't rub it in people's faces if my guy wins, if others will promise to do the same courtesy for me if their guy wins. Deal?

That finish don't work for me brother, I don't eat pins for no one.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Dear Santa all I want for the election is this
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if you think liberty is the right for you to do all the drugs in the world and where silly obscene t-shirts then you're a dumb bitch.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

It doesn't matter who wins because either way I'm gonna do a tribute for the winner and post it online for all to see. Happy Election day, everyone!

 

[Lame Entropy]

'M-muh orange retard!'. As opposed to a dementia riddled mess with a crack addict son?

Yes~ Hunter's not running for president so I don't give a shit about him or how Eric compares. There's something clearly wrong with both Trump and Biden, I just happen to dislike and disagree with Trump (or the neocon's whispering in his ear) more.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Remember to get your booties to the poll, y'all.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Whoever wins, we will never get to hear the end of it for the next 4 years.
Fucking kill me already.

 

[Jack Awful]

Trump win on the basis that I’m seeing so many Biden supporters saying they don’t feel like voting or too young to vote.

It's the same issue as 2016.
The DNC chose such a bad candidate that people are only voting dem because they hate Trump.

Everyone voting Biden knows he's senile and unfit to run the country, but they're confident that the DNC will be able to puppeteer him into being a good president.

Trump, on the other hand, still has a large following of people who like him as a candidate.

I can see Trump winning, but I also feel like the DNC will use forged mail in ballots to cheat the election.