Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Plague Dog]

Probably late. Probably gay. Don't give a fuck because it's funny.
This is who is going to return you to 'normalcy.' A man who is visibly in the grip of some kind of neurodegenerative disease.

I feel so sorry for him. I don't want him to be president (nor trump) but I feel really bad for him. Neurodegenerative diseases are terrible.

 

[ChefKiss]

Several of my dem friends do legit believe that if Trump loses all the rednecks are coming out with AR-15s in their trucks to murder everyone for Civil War 2.

just like the Trumpwaffen killed all the gays and immigrants back in 2016 like they were worried about last time.

No wonder they support communism, they're incapable of learning from history

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Here are some more doompills. I don't understand what the hell NJ is thinking.

NJ won't start counting votes cast in person until a week after Elect…

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[Illiterate Wanderer]

My favorite part is when she acts like she can't be a lesbian if Trump wins the election again because he's suddenly going to hate fags this second term.

Which is weird, I'm pretty sure when Bush Jr had a red congress in 2006 it was still legal to clam slam or buttfuck.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

The moon has had his innocence taken from him:

Spoiler: M O O N

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[Milk Mage]

Filled out my ballot this morning. Here's hoping things turn out okay.

Also:

Spoiler

IMAGINE TRUMP WINNING THE ELECTION THEN BREAKING INTO TYT STUDIO AND HIJACKING THE BROADCAST THEN GRABBING ANNA KASPARIAN BY THE HAIR AND BENDING HER OVER THE DESK AND JAMMING YOUR SEVEN INCH COCK INTO HER SLOWLY AND THEN ONCE FULLY INSERTED YOU START VIOLENTLY PLOWING HER CAUSING THE DESK TO SHAKE AND HER LEGS BEGIN TO SHIVER ORGASMING WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIMPERING HER TEARS FROM THE LOSS OF THE ELECTION COUPLED WITH HER GETTING RAPED ON LIVE IN FRONT OF HER FANS AND ALL WHILE CHENK WATCHES HELPLESSLY SINCE YOU HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO YOUR CHEST AND YOU JUST KEEP THRUSTING AND YOU JUST KEEP THRUSTING AWAY ON LIVE SINCE IF YOUTUBE REMOVES IT YOU'LL BLOW EVERYONE UP AND YOU JUST KEEP THRUSTING AND HER LEGS KEEP SHAKING BUT YOU HOLD HER STEADY AS YOU CONTINUOUSLY CUM INSIDE HER WOMB IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SEMEN IT'S LEAKING ALL OVER THE STUDIO FLOOR AND SHE'S JUST WHIMPERING AND MOANING SIMULTANEOUSLY SINCE THE AMOUNT OF HOT STICKY GUNK IN HER IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE AS YOU FINISH YOUR LAST LOAD YOU SLOW DOWN THRUSTING HARDER AND CLOSER INSIDE HER SEMEN OOZING OUT ONTO THE FLOOR THE ECSTASY ON BOTH YOUR FACES IS UNCONTAINABLE SHE FACES THE CAMERA EYES CLOSED MAKING AN O WITH HER MOUTH IN PLEASURE STICKY TEARS STREAMED DOWN HER FACE YOU STOP THRUSTING OBSERVING THE AFTERMATH WITH YOUR NOW FLACCID SEMI HALF CHUB STILL INSIDE HER YOU THEN LOOK AT THE CAMERA AND SPEAK "Sneed."

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

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Another good catch. I wonder what kind of pie it is that Moon-Kun prefers?

Well, in Majora's Mask the only farm we can see is a diary farm. So I'd imagine a cow pie.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Any news on voter turnout for PA?

 

[GuntPunt]

Already?

DC looks like fun.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Here are some more doompills. I don't understand what the hell NJ is thinking.

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I wouldn't call that a doom pill per say. I find it really funny considering that NJ is solid blue and delaying the result will only hurt The Dems. Unless they would rather have a contested election than a Biden victory, which doesn't make sense.

 

[Chiri]

The moon has had his innocence taken from him:

Spoiler: M O O N

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[Jebu Nagazi]

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Oh no she dosent seem to be obnoxious & totally insuffrable at all!
God i hope her family springs the suprise that she was adopted & has been removed from the will & send her sorry ass back home to Commiefonia again....

 

[usernames can change now!]

What stream should I watch for the erection? Is there a stream with based and redpilled naked babes painting the states on each other's tits as they're called?

 

[Salubrious]

Already?
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DC looks like fun.

One thing I don't think people realize is that almost no black women vote for Trump.

If Trump gets 15% of the black vote today, I would not be shocked if he got 25% of the black male vote and 5% of the black female vote.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

A follow up to my Miami-Dade post: (I can't find my last one to edit it because this site is lagging like a fat motherfucker)

All the data shows that the numbers skew GOP. The expectation of a huge Democrat gain from the county has been reduced to about D +15K~. Not enough to offset the massive GOP spikes from Early Voting and Election Day Voting.

In other news, Clark County, NV is showing an early GOP lead and Maricopa County, AZ has the GOP up 48% to 19% as of 2pm.

These numbers are all Advantage Trump numbers. Cautious optimism allowed.

I'll take all the good news I can get. A meltdown from the left, media, corporations, and BLM/Antifa is where the entertainment is at. The Republicans will just go back to work tomorrow if Trump loses.

538 has Trump's odds at 10%, which is about the same as 2016. If Trump wins today, he's either a 1 in 100 anomaly, or the model was made by partisan hacks.

 

[LUNEKO]

Already?
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DC looks like fun.

Already? they've been like this since 2016

 

[Ginger Piglet]

List of excuses if the Democrats lose:

- Russia
- Trump deliberately underfunded the postal service to nobble postal votes
- White supremacists intimidated BIPOC from voting
- We didn't go far enough in regulating the fuck out of social media

Any more?

 

[paint huffing shaman]

check this out

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Already?
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DC looks like fun.

I think I missed the message, was that bitch on crack cocaine?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Already?
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DC looks like fun.

"She's on crack cocaine!"
No she's just a typical female leftist.
Also I wonder how long it will take for fists to be thrown.